Just for fun... by chrisisall

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Just for fun...

POSTED BY: CHRISISALL
UPDATED: Sunday, December 11, 2005 13:58
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Friday, December 9, 2005 6:28 AM

I called up the CIA (yeah, you can actually talk to CIA guys on the phone- after the endless 'press 1 if..' crap) and asked to talk to a computer sweeps specialist. They hooked me up to a guy that told me the FFF RWED is the sixth MOST red-flagged website!!! He said the discussions 'hot worded' their program every single day, and that LynchAJ and Hero were their most watched individuals, since they're obviously Al-Queda spys posing as pro-Bushers. "It's just too much, nobody's THAT gullable." were his exact words.

Chrisisall

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Friday, December 9, 2005 6:49 AM

KHYRON

pmsl! Brilliant!

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Friday, December 9, 2005 6:56 AM

HERO

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
I called up the CIA...He said the discussions 'hot worded' their program every single day, and that LynchAJ and Hero were their most watched individuals

Again, it was a LITTLE funny. But I'm sure you hear all the time about how little it is. So I'll just look away and pretend not to have noticed and you can pretend we were all laughing at your..."little joke".

H

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Friday, December 9, 2005 7:14 AM

CHRISISALL

BWAHHHhahahahah, I got ya!!!

I can feel it in yer post Chrisisall

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Friday, December 9, 2005 9:41 AM

SIMONWHO

Heh heh.

Although I have to say that given current American polls where 36% of Americans still trust Bush, the CIA probably have their work cut out if they're to track all those who claim to believe neoconservative policy.

Mind you, speaking of things being 'little', I've always thought that for certain types of men, backing violent, xenophobic, destructive policies against the world was an important psychological crutch.

And I emphasise the word 'important'.

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Friday, December 9, 2005 12:02 PM

CHRISISALL

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
I've always thought that for certain types of men, backing violent, xenophobic, destructive policies against the world was an important psychological crutch.

I learned martial arts to satisfy the control freak in me.

Thinking back on it, it would have been easier to let the schoolkids bully me, and not learn how to fight. Then I could have all these lifelong resentments that I could sublimate through cheering my leaders on in their quest for world pacification...

But that would have been the easy way...

Chrisisall, skulling-out too much

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Friday, December 9, 2005 12:05 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

After reading your post, I had the urge to type in a bunch of words that really WOULD flag the CIA!! But having been there and done that, discretion got the better of my mischief-making spirit. In other words, I chickened out.

Say, can you teach me martial arts???

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Please don't think they give a shit.

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Friday, December 9, 2005 12:16 PM

CHRISISALL

Uh, sure.

1) Don't be where the fist or object headed your way ends up.
2) Never stop moving.
3) Be like water.
4) Move with your opponant, not against; seek harmony in motion.
5) Never hit your opponant with your hands and feet when a wall or floor will do the trick.

You are ready, Grasshopper, go kick ass!

Master Poisall

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Friday, December 9, 2005 12:30 PM

GUNRUNNER

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
4) Move with your opponant...

What if he’s leading you in to an ambush?

EV Nova Firefly mod Message Board:
http://s4.invisionfree.com/GunRunner/index.php?act=idx

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Friday, December 9, 2005 2:00 PM

DC4BS

Hehe, martial arts.

I grew up with a brat who lived across the street from me. Horrible litle kid. I couldn't stand him. Noone else could either.

He was bright, but not enough to skip a grade on smarts alone. They skipped him a grade cause he got in so many fights. Figured he wouldn't fight so much if he was sourounded by larger kids... Duh!

He got in MORE fights. "I skiped a grade cause I'm smarter than you are. Nyah, nyah..." kind of stuff.

His parents put him into Karate classes. The school was worried the fights would get worse but instead, he became one of the nicest people I know. The self disciplin and respect for others he learned during the process of learning karate made all the difference. He eventualy became some degree blackbelt (4th/5th? - I don't know much about Karate) but I never heard of him getting in a fight with anyone, ever again...

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FOX Execs...

dc4bs

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Friday, December 9, 2005 2:49 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

"1) Don't be where the fist or object headed your way ends up."
Run like hell? I can do that!
"2) Never stop moving."
And keep going until you're over the horizon. I can do that too!
"3) Be like water."
Does pissing in fear count?
"4) Move with your opponant, not against; seek harmony in motion."
Or, perhaps we can hoist a few.
"5) Never hit your opponant with your hands and feet when a wall or floor will do the trick."
And if I drink him under the table, then my problems are all solved!
"You are ready, Grasshopper, go kick ass!"

YOU BET!!

Sensei, I think I need more time.

In all seriousness, martial arts would prolly be a good idea.

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Friday, December 9, 2005 4:33 PM

DREAMTROVE

Signym,

Don't you mean

> ") Move with your opponent, not against; seek harmony in motion."

We run away together.

and Chris,

Opponent, still spelled with an 'e'.

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Friday, December 9, 2005 4:46 PM

DC4BS

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
5) Never hit your opponant with your hands...

"But Sometimes it's hilarious"

Tie-kwan-leap "Boot to the head" - The Frantics

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FOX Execs...

dc4bs

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Friday, December 9, 2005 5:21 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Nyah Nah....People talking in movie shows...Give them a boot to the head!

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Friday, December 9, 2005 5:28 PM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up

Oh, come on.

When Hero, Auraptor, and I last talked with our controller, he had decided to cancel our contract for FFF RWED because there was no point in providing logical responses to the routine doctrinaire left-wing drivel we got here. Boooooring - and pointless. We decided to hang around and harrass y'all just for the fun of it.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 5:39 AM

CHRISISALL

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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
and Chris,

Opponent, still spelled with an 'e'.

Thank you, my (spelling) Master.

Chrisisall

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 8:14 AM

CITIZEN

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Originally posted by Chrisisall:
3) Be like water.

If water is in the glass, it becomes the glass.
If water is in the kettle, it becomes the kettle.
Water can be soft and water can be strong.
Be like the water.

Or use a big stick.

A really big stick. (I prefer a Bokum my-own-self).

You must be careful though.
There's always someone with a bigger stick.
I hear the American military has a stick big enough to wipe entire nations of the map.

(excerpt from the teachings of Chee-ting Grand Master Po king)

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 10:53 AM

DREAMTROVE

Citizen,

lol.

Actually, I think that the US is proving right now in Iraq that it is totally incapable of wiping a country off the face of the Earth.

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 10:55 AM

CITIZEN

As Grand Master Po King would say:

When one's mind is missing one's stick is just a bit of wood.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 2:00 PM

RUXTON

Chris,

THANKS!! I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time.

Best holiday wishes to you and yours.

.......Ruxton

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 1:58 PM

CHRISISALL

Best holiday wishes to you also my friend!

Chrisisall, enemy of PNAC and OCP

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