The Civil War in Iraq by oldenglanddry

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The Civil War in Iraq

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UPDATED: Monday, March 20, 2006 15:53
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Sunday, March 19, 2006 12:09 PM

OLDENGLANDDRY

Are we heading there?

Are we already there?

Discuss.

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Sunday, March 19, 2006 1:15 PM

FLETCH2

I think it's scheduled to start tea time Thursday. Or was that Thursday week?

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Sunday, March 19, 2006 3:04 PM

GINOBIFFARONI

Cheney and all say no civil war....

http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/D004EC76-1A71-4402-831A-313D495
55530.htm

Therefore.... if there isn't one already

It is high time to start one

" Over and in, last call for sin
While everyone's lost, the battle is won
With all these things that I've done "

The Killers

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/killers/allthesethingsthativedone.html

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Sunday, March 19, 2006 6:01 PM

DREAMTROVE

It can't head there any more than I can head to America. It's been civil war for a while now.

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Sunday, March 19, 2006 6:31 PM

FINN MAC CUMHAL

This Thursday is the pre-Civil War meeting, where the use of scimitars in Ottoman Iraq will be discussed also Spies Like Us will be shown in the rec room for those interested in staying past curfew.

Nihil est incertius vulgo, nihil obscurius voluntate hominum, nihil fallacius ratione tota comitiorum.

Nothing is more unpredictable than the mob, nothing more obscure than public opinion, nothing more deceptive than the whole political system.

-- Cicero

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Sunday, March 19, 2006 10:50 PM

FLETCH2

You're right. I especially like the display of Sadam era decorative AK's at 6, gives you something to do before the discussion of Sunni Genocide at 8.

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Sunday, March 19, 2006 10:57 PM

CITIZEN

Are we having cucumber sandwiches? I like them cut into triangles, not squares. If they're cut into squares it's war.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

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Sunday, March 19, 2006 11:57 PM

FLETCH2

Crust or no crust?

Fox's biscuits too?

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Monday, March 20, 2006 1:25 AM

CITIZEN

Ohh crust please. I think we should have some biccies too.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

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Monday, March 20, 2006 3:51 AM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Ohh crust please.

Crust on cucumber sandwiches??? INFIDEL!

Sura 37 of the holy Tea-ran states: "...beware thou also the eaters of crust, for they are profaners in the eyes of Martha (may She be ever blessed) and ye shall bind them with tea towels and smite them about the head with designer purses until they expire."

It ain't about civil war any more. This time, it's about Jihad.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Monday, March 20, 2006 4:11 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by Geezer:
Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Ohh crust please.

Crust on cucumber sandwiches??? INFIDEL!

Typical.
The Real Joke Events Discussion board.
It always degenerates into humour here.

I'm disgusted.

The always serious Chrisisall

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Monday, March 20, 2006 4:20 AM

ZISKER

Hey, you can either laugh or cry about the world

Or liberate a nuclear weapon from a former Soviet-State and blow it up, but then there'd be no more Firefly.

Oh, real comment: I wouldn't consider it a technical 'Civil War' yet simply because we're still there. When we're gone (depending on when we leave), then we'll see. If we leave in the next three years then yes, I think there will be a Civil War. The longer we stay, the more Iraqis we train, and hopefully the situation will be more contained. Either way, if we're still there in a year and a half I should be there. Yippie.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams

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Monday, March 20, 2006 4:20 AM

CITIZEN

You must be a Darjeeling Teaite! All good Earlgrey Teaites know that the Tea-Prohpet Betty friend of Martha (may She be ever blessed) was a great believer in the crust of our lord Martha!

The crust of Sura 37 (Aceptable Baked Goods and Sundries) is refering to french stick and other crusty breads!

You must consider Sura 25 (Table and Food preparation) which states: "...Remove ye not the crust of our lord Martha (may she be ever blessed) for those who defile and mutilate their loaves have been touched by Junk food."

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

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Monday, March 20, 2006 4:25 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
....for those who defile and mutilate their loaves have been touched by Junk food."

It always degenerates into humour here.

I'm disgusted.

The always serious Chrisisall

Chrisisall

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Monday, March 20, 2006 4:34 AM

CITIZEN

A joke!

Are you moking the Teaites?

*Raises boiling hot cup of tea ready to strike*

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No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

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Monday, March 20, 2006 4:39 AM

CHRISISALL

A Teaite Jihad?
Let's go, buddy!
*starts twirlin' his Lipton-nunchucks*

Chrisisall

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Monday, March 20, 2006 7:46 AM

CITIZEN

*Sharpens his Ninja Tea-Bags*
Bring it on Buddha-boy.
*Straps on a suicide kettle*

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

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Monday, March 20, 2006 11:26 AM

OLDENGLANDDRY

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
A joke!

Are you moking the Teaites?

*Raises boiling hot cup of tea ready to strike*

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity. But I know none, and therefore am no beast.

"Moking" ? Is that anything like "Mocha-ing" 'cos if you bring Coffee into this there's gonna be trouble. There's an awful lot of it in Brazil they tell me.........and Nuts.

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Monday, March 20, 2006 3:53 PM

CHRISISALL

Out of the way, Olden, Citizen and me cut a wide path of destruction in these here Tea Wars!!!!!!!!

*Focuses synthetic black hole and gathers up all the tea in China...*

Grrr Chrisisall

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