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Pirate News WINS again in traffic court!

Blount County district attorney dismisses prosecution nolo prosequi, rather than face a grand jury on May 1 (Communist May Day) with a 5mph traffic ticket. John Lee WON'T be arrested and jailed during elections on May 2.

This same county named Interstate I-140 for convicted hit-and-run killer and crack cocaine kingpin, Senator Carl Koella, resulting in a million-man boycott of Tennessee.
http://geocities.com/american_motorcycle_association/koella.html

by John Lee
http://DealsGapDragon.com
http://PirateNews.org

The Blount County district attorney has dismissed its prosecution of John Lee, for the non-crime of safely rolling through a stop sign and not causing a crash.

All traffic citations charged under state statute are allegedly Class C misdemeanors, with up to $50 fine (plus $200 court costs), and up to 30 days in jail, not counting DUI, reckless driving, vehicular assault and vehicular homicide.

This case was defended pro se (without a lawyer). Lee was offered a "free" court-appointed lawyer, which costs defendants up to hundreds of dollars in "administrative fees". These de facto fees by Tennessee legislature subvert the US Supreme Court case of Gideon vs Wainwright, the pro se case that resulted in every American granted a free lawyer in criminal trials. Lee turned down that offer, which conflicted with Lee's motion for "advisory counsel only". Public defenders are generally only capable of pleading clients guilty, rather than a spirited defense.

Lee's legal defense included Constitutional challenges to Tennessee Code and Tennessee Rules of Criminal Procedure. Had the case gone to the Tennessee Courts of Appeal, legal precedent may have been set to overturn millions of "convictions" for traffic citation in Tennessee.

There is a major scam in Tennessee courts, where judges fraudulently claim traffic citations use Tennessee Rules of Criminal Procedure, when in fact they must use Rules of Civil Procedure, which is entirely different. This results in denial of Due Process, by making it impossible for defendants to know the correct rules of court. For example, it is impossible to "plead guilty" or "innocent" in civil trials, and its is impossible to go to jail in civil trials (except for civil contempt for inability to pay a debt).

Criminal charges were filed by John Lee against the deputy sheriff, after his in-car video failed to show Lee's vehicle committing any breach of contract, but did show the deputy's vehicle perp multiple crimes, including crossing a double yellow line in a dangerous curve, and speeding 31mph above the posted speed limit in a residential zone.

Lee also filed criminal charges against the Blount County court clerks, who illegally refuse to issue supoenas for all defendants, and illegally deny mandatory access to audio tape recordings of preliminary hearings in sessions court.

Lee performed an audit of Blount County court docket, which indicated discrepancies in the number of traffic tickets of the sheriff's blotter, versus the number of tickets on the clerk's docket. This indicated racketeering and organized crime perped by the sheriff's dept and court clerks, aka "ticket fixing" and embezzlement.

Lee's case was scheduled for bind over to Blount County grand jury on May 1, after a preliminary hearing in sessions court allegedly found probable cause for bind over. The "burden of proof" in criminal cases is a mere 50.01%, which is merely an unsubstantiated accusation.

Blount County ADA Larry Holden called on April 24, to announce no-notice ex parte hearing in General Sessions court, on the prosecution's motion to dismiss with prejudice, with court costs paid by the State. When asked the reason for the dismissal, Holden replied "that it serves no interest for The People to pursue this case".

Watch this space for postings of hearings transcripts and court
orders...

Court files linked at:
www.DealsGapDragon.com


LIST OF COURT DOCUMENTS FILED IN BLOUNT COUNTY SESSIONS COURT

TRAFFIC CITATION DEFENSE

HISTORIC FIRST SUBPOENA EVER FILED BY DEFENDANT (2006)

CRIMINAL CHARGES FILED AGAINST CIRCUIT COURT CLERK

CRIMINAL CHARGES FILED AGAINST DEPUTY FOR DRAG RACING, RECKLESS DRIVING, SPEEDING, CROSSING A DOUBLE YELLOW LINE, RUNNING A STOP SIGN, AND OTHER CRIMES

Subpoena Decus Tecum for Deputy Josh Antras and In-Car Video
http://DealsGapDragon.com/state-v-lee-bcgsc-subpoena-decus-tecum.html

Answer to Complaint - MUST be filed PRIOR to appearance in court!
http://DealsGapDragon.com/state-v-lee-bcgsc-answer-to-complaint.html

Motion to Suppress Defendant's Statement - MUST be filed to get discovery
http://DealsGapDragon.com/state-v-lee-bcgsc-motion-to-suppress.html

Brady Memorandum of Law for discovery
http://DealsGapDragon.com/state-v-lee-bcgsc-brady-memo.html

Jenks Brief for discovery
http://DealsGapDragon.com/state-v-lee-bcgsc-jencks-brief.html

Jenks Memorandum of Law for discovery
http://DealsGapDragon.com/state-v-lee-bcgsc-jencks-memo.html


SCREENSHOT OF POLICE IN-CAR VIDEO:
http://www.dealsgapdragon.com

Blount County deputy illegally speeding in a 30mph zone (reckless driving)

No Emergency Lights displayed nor Siren warning as required by law

This high-speed "chase" of a 30mph vehicle lasted 15 seconds

Class C or Class B misdemeanors allow immediate arrest of copsters Copsters can be arrested by: Grand Jury indictment, Judicial Commissioner warrant, or Citizen's Arrest

NOTE THE GPS TRACKING FOR:
GPS TAXATION BY THE MILE AND GPS SPEEDING TICKETS BY MAIL

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Free video download: American Autobahn
www.americanautobahn.com

As seen on History Channel TV at a LEGAL 212mph on a public highway. Discussion of the Montana Autobahn in USA. Interview with Mark Rask, author of American Autobahn. Legal commentary on voluntary driver license contracts. Soundtrack includes Kraftwork's "Autobahn", DJ Visage's "Formula" (The Michael Schumacher Techno Song) and Bottle Rockets' "R.A.D.A.R. Gun". Produced by Pirate News TV, winner "Best Music Video" at Los Angeles Music Awards in 2005. View and save file with Windows Media Player. If video hosting at Radio.Indymedia.org is overloaded due to high-volume of traffic, then try again later, or watch monthly reruns of Modern Marvels: The Autobahn on History
Channel TV.
www.historychannel.com

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www.FasterThanASpeedingTicket.net

"Government control of Communications and Transportation."
—The Communist Manifesto, 6th Plank

"Mr. Speaker, my subject today is whether America is a police state. If we are, what are we going to do about it? Most police states, surprisingly, come about through the democratic process with majority support. The masses are easily led to believe that security and liberty are mutually exclusive, and demand for security far exceeds that for liberty. Our government already keeps close tabs on just about everything we do and requires official permission for nearly all of our activities. One might take a look at our Capitol for any evidence of a police state. We see: barricades, metal detectors, police, military soldiers at times, dogs, ID badges required for every move, vehicles checked at airports and throughout the Capitol. The people are totally disarmed, except for the police and the criminals. But worse yet, surveillance cameras in Washington are everywhere to ensure our safety. Like gun control, people control hurts law-abiding citizens much more than the law-breakers. Centralized control and regulations are required in a police state. Not only do we need a license to drive, but we also need special belts, bags, buzzers, seats and environmentally dictated speed limits. Or a policeman will be pulling us over to levy a fine, and he will be toting a gun for sure. Let's reject the police state."
—Congressman Dr. Ron Paul, MD (R-TX, 1988 Libertarian Party candidate for President), speech in House of Representatives, United States Congress, "Are We Doomed To Be a Police State?" June 27, 2002
www.house.gov/paul/congrec/congrec2002/cr062702.htm

"Court finds $27,500 fine for second offense driving on a revoked license to be excessive."
—State vs Taylor, 70 S.W.3d 717 (Tenn. 2002)

"I saw two officers as before, who rode up to me, with their pistols in their hands, said God damn you stop, if go an Inch further, you are a dead Man, and swore if we did not turn in to that pasture, they would blow our brains out. Major Mitchel of the 5th Regt clapd his Pistol to my head, and said he was going to ask me some questions, if I did not tell the truth, he would blow my brains out. I told him I esteemed myself a man of truth, that he had stopped me on the highway, & made me a prisoner, I knew not by what right; I would tell him the truth; I was not afraid."
—Lt Col Paul Revere, owner of RevereWare, sworn affidavit: "Memorandum on Events of April 18, 1775" (declassified Top Secret), while under arrest (and subsequent escape) from Redcoat martial-law traffic police at Minute Man National Historic Park, Paul Revere Capture Site, on the eve of the American Revolutionary War and kicking off the Battle of Lexington and Concord, against the army, navy and courts of King George III, heriditary dictator of England who attempted "gun control" by an Assault Weapons Ban of defensive 50-caliber muskets and cannon, Paul Revere's Ride, by David Hackett Fischer
www.patriotresource.com/documents/revere.html
www.nps.gov/mima/index.htm
www.revereware.com


FTP - Paul Revere Capture Site at Minute Man National Historic Park
www.paulreverehouse.org/ride/capture.shtml


"Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you."
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Originally posted by piratenews:
I told you so! Hero and Citizen eat crow.

I WON my pro se legal defense to a traffic citation for driving safely at 5mph. The prosecutor dropped all charges, rather than face the grand jury on Monday, and a real jury trial. I filed criminal charges against the copster, since his in-car video did not back up his allegation, but did prove his 5 crimes. I also filed criminal charges against the court clerk, for refusing to issue subpoenas for ALL defendants, and refusal to allow access to audiotapes from the probable cause hearing. To read my court files:
www.dealsgapdragon.com
http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/piratenewsrss/message/217

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No one said it wasn't tough having kids. I mean take Australia and America, one becomes insolent and the other becomes a beach bum...

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Awwww, DAAAAD!!!!
Stop talkin' about us to your friends!

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That's only because these damn people just fall apart with out us, and we feel guilty because we blame ourselves for their short comings.

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Realise, not Realize. If we wanted Z used so often it wouldn't of been put at the end of the alphabet like the leper letter it is.

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And as you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say.

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Might I suggest you post links to the court's own websight...perhaps a docketing statement indicating your "victory".

Now if this was an actual event, it would be recorded in some way that I could then cite to you to prove the event happened as described. Like you I have not given such a citation because, like you, my assertion has no basis in fact.

I'm not calling you a liar, I just don't believe a damn word you say. H

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Grand Jury

Notice of Grand Jury Meeting (T.C.A. 40-12-105)

"It is the duty of your Grand Jurors to investigate any public offense which they know or have reason to believe has been committed and which is triable or indictable in this county. Any person having knowledge or proof that such an offense has been committed may apply to testify before the grand jury subject to the provisions of Tennessee Code Annotated. The foreman in this county is presently: Penny Piper."

"The grand jury will next meet on Monday, the 1st day of May, 2006, at the Blount County Justice Center in Maryville, Tennessee at 10 a.m. You may be prosecuted for perjury for any oral or written statement which you make under oath to the grand jury, when you know the statement to be false, and when the statement touches on a matter material to the point in question."

Tom Hatcher
Circuit Court Clerk
www.blountccc.com/content.aspx

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"Knox County is paying a convicted drug dealer at least $2,700 a month so the Sheriffs Department can operate its helicopters out of his airstrip, a Knoxville lawyer said in court Friday. But Sheriff Tim Hutchison said Friday evening he didn't know Scott Sheldon Walker had pleaded guilty to conspiring to possess and distribute 300 pounds of marijuana at a Louisiana airport."
—Knoxville News-Sentinel, "Questions arise over sheriff's airstrip - Lawyer says property owned by drug dealer," 05 Jan 2002
www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v02/n027/a02.html

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Teflon Tim seeks re-election on Tuesday despite term limits
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Grandma Betty in the Slammer!

Inside Edition TV
ABC News, CBS News, NBC News
May 4, 2006

Getting pulled over by the police late at night can be a very scary experience, especially if it's unclear whether those flashing lights belong to a real cop. Betty Golden, a 69-year-old grandmother of eight, says she followed the advice she had heard in news reports -- she acknowledged the police, but did not pull over till she thought it was safe. However, it's that same advice that got the grandmother into a heap of trouble. Not only was she pulled over, she was even charged with a crime!

Betty talked with INSIDE EDITION senior correspondent, Matt Meagher. "I'm scared, just like I was scared the night that I was stopped," Betty says.

Her nightmare began on this lonely road in Centerville, Ga., as she was driving home late at night from the supermarket. She saw blue lights flashing behind her, and heard a siren, but says she wasn't sure it was the real police. Betty had seen news stories about phony cops pulling people over - robbing, raping, and even killing them.

She recalled the advice from those stories that said slow down, put on your emergency flashers, and look for a populated, well-lit area to pull over. Betty says that the dash cam video from the police cruiser that pulled her over shows she did just that.

"They had to know I was not fleeing, you don't flee at ten miles under the speed limit with your emergency flashers on," a disbelieving Betty tells INSIDE EDITION.

When another marked police car pulled next to her, she pulled over. But what Betty didn't realize was she was in for the shock of her life.

"Get out of the car, open the door, unlock the door, open the door, open the door," yelled the police officer. With a gun pointed just inches from her head, Betty says she was so frightened and nervous that she had trouble opening the door. "Do not make me break the window and pull you out of the car," the policeman continued.

Betty was terrified, and says, "He could tell I wasn't any danger to him, and I think how easily that officer could have shot me."

Betty went to trial on her charges, and was convicted of fleeing and interference with a police officer because she didn't open the car door fast enough. Believe it or not she was found not guilty of the original charge of failure to maintain a lane, the reason she was pulled over in the first place. Betty has never before been arrested, and has never even gotten a ticket!

Betty's mug shot and fingerprints were taken. She was sentenced to ten days in jail and one year probation. Distraught and tearful, Betty says, "I will have a police record to leave my grandchildren, and maybe nobody else would really understand that except a grandmother."

For two years Betty and her husband, Byron, fought the charges and spent more than $25,000 on legal bills. But last month, all of her appeals were exhausted. Betty was ordered to report to jail for ten nights, though she was allowed to go home during the day.

INSIDE EDITION was with her as she left her home for the seven-mile drive to the jail, right past the spot where she was arrested.

As she made the short walk to the jail, her husband Byron says he wishes he could do more to help. "She's just a very good lady and she doesn't deserve this," Byron tells INSIDE EDITION. Byron even volunteered to stay 30 days instead of his wife, but the sheriff's department would not allow it.

With a few more steps, Betty entered the sheriff's office to start her sentence. She enters with the support of family and the words of her son to give her strength: "Mom, you don't know how proud I am of you you've fought the fight. You stood up for your rights. You will get through this but remember, I am very proud of you."

Betty finished her sentence this week but she's not done with the legal system, she still has to complete one year of probation.

http://insideedition.com/ourstories/inside_stories/story.aspx?storyid=
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RE: PirateNews.org
dear mr. lee,
hello. my name is jane doe and i am an intern at inside edition, the t.v. program. i work closely with producers in the investigative unit and i am conducting research pertaining to drunk driving statistics, but more importantly the way public officials escape convictions because they hold these positions. i have found your website extremely helpful and would like to discuss this issue further in depth. if you can email me at jdoe@... i would greatly appreciate it. thank you for your time and cooperation.
–j. doe, inside edition

Drug addict "Rush" Limbaugh arrested, Kennedy in Loony Bin. Rep Pat Kennedy, son of Sen Ed Kennedy, fed daterape drug by extortionist ZioNazi Mossad? Same week as Kennedy's "Hate Crime" Bill written by ADL (Luciferian Treasonous Khazarian AshkeNAZI Marranos "Jewish" Antidefamation League of B'Nai B'Rith Masonic Mafia), sponsored by Senator Kennedy. Rush Limbaugh's guilty plea to felony narcotics charges and subsequent FELONY ARREST censored entirely by Congressman Patrick Kennedy breaking a turn signal lens on his parked car. Jew Limbaugh is paid a $300-million contract for perpetraiting propaganda lies against uSA, paid a $30,000 criminal fine and entered Loony Bin to avoid Club Fed, IF he avoids additional criminal charges and arrests for 18 months while on probation. Hey, if Jr Bush can do it....
http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/piratenewsrss/message/226

"Happening now, breaking news. The conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh arrested on a prescription fraud charge. It's 7:00 p.m. in Florida, where Limbaugh turned himself in after apparently striking a deal with prosecutors.
-Wolf Blitzer, CNN News, "Rush Limbaugh Arrested on Prescription Drug Charge," April 28, 2006
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/28/sitroom.03.html

"Last Tuesday, the Attending Physician of the United States Congress treated me for Gastroenteritis," a stomach illness. According to Kennedy, the attending physician prescribed Phenergan, an anti-nausea medication, which in addition to treating gastroenteritis, "I now know it can cause drowsiness and sedation. Following the last series of votes Wednesday evening, I returned to my home on Capitol Hill and took the prescribed amount of Phenergan and Ambien (chemical lobotomy), which was also prescribed by the Attending Physician some time ago and I occasionally take to fall asleep. Some time around 2:45am, I drove the few blocks to the Capitol Complex believing I needed to vote."
-Congressman Patrick Kennedy

"U.S. Rep. Patrick Kennedy insisted yesterday that he had consumed "no alcohol" before he slammed his Mustang convertible into a concrete barrier near his office, but a hostess at a popular Capitol Hill watering hole told the Herald she saw him drinking in the hours before the crash. "He was drinking a little bit," said the woman, who works at the Hawk & Dove and would not give her name. Leaving his office late last night, Kennedy refused to say whether he'd been to the Hawk & Dove the night before."
-Dave Wedge, Boston Herald, "Pat cites pills in car wreck," May 5, 2006
http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=137995&fo
rmat=text

Anterograde Amnesia.
A temporary form of anterograde amnesia is also induced by some medications. Benzodiazepines all have varying degrees of anterograde amnesic effects. This is utilised in the use of benzodiazepines such as temazepam and lorazepam as premedicatants. A more sinister, criminal abuse is in date rape (chemical submission). Also, unplanned effects of this drug effect are seen in cases of amnesia automatism induced by prescription drugs, often in association with moderate alcohol intake. Victims have memory gaps for a period shortly after taking the drug concerned, which causes embarrassment and fear for what might have happened. In some cases, victims realise they have changed planes during their memory gap or discover that they rented a car. Disinhibited and uncharacteristic behaviour (sometimes together with carrying out quite complex tasks - e.g. cooking and serving a nice meal, but in the nude) is sometimes witnessed during such episodes, which adds further embarrassment and distress.
-Wikipedia
http://answers.com/topic/anterograde-amnesia-1


"There's a report out tonight that 24-years ago I was apprehended in Kennebunkport, Maine, for a DUI. That's an accurate story. I'm not proud of that. I oftentimes said that years ago I made some mistakes. I occasionally drank too much and I did on that night. I was pulled over. I admitted to the policeman that I had been drinking. I paid a fine. And I regret that it happened. But it did."
—Governor George Bush Jr, CNN Larry King Live, November 2, 2000
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0011/02/lkl.00.html

Kennbunkport Maine police report of Bush arrest, handcuffing, incarceration in prison, and conviction for criminal misdemeanor for drunk driving
www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/bushdui1.html

Military records of George Bush Jr's felony conviction for disobeying a direct order to take a drug test, AWOL and desertion of Vietnam Wars, sentenced to revokation of his military pilot license and sentenced to six months extra duty
www.awolbush.com

Dick Cheney's 2 arrests, incarcerations and convictions for drunk driving
www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/cheney_doc.html

Vice President Sir George Bush Sr Knight of the British Empire's arrest in Washington DC after a DUI crash with his mistress, as told by First Lady Nancy Reagan, General Alexander "Deep Throat" Haig and Kitty Kelly:
www.geocities.com/prohibition_us/dui.html

"Strictly speaking, a driver can register a BAC of 0.00% and still be convicted of a DUI. The level of BAC does NOT clear a driver when it is below the 'presumed level of intoxication.'"
—verbatum quote from Tennessee Driver Handbook and Driver License Study Guide (1999 - 2006, test available in Spanish)
www.state.tn.us/safety/publications.htm

THE PROHIBITION TIMES
America's Secret History of the Current Prohibition of Alcohol
A Responsible Driver's Survival Guide
by PirateNews.org
www.geocities.com/prohibition_us/contents.html

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Tennessee Code 47-1-207. Performance or acceptance under reservation of rights.

(1) A party who, with explicit reservation of rights, performs or promises performance or assents to performance in a manner demanded or offered by the other party does not thereby prejudice the rights reserved. Such words as "without prejudice", "under protest",
or the like are sufficient.



"This country is in such bad shape because people have no idea what's going on. 80% of all criminal cases start with the admissions and confesions of the defendant. You take out a tape recorder and you have about a 40% chance of walking away without a ticket. Use a tape recorder no matter what situation you are in. Sometimes I use the recorder hidden under my shirt sleeve, for business situations. We're not advocating that you take this out and 'hunt bears'. Sign your driver license 'WITHOUT PREJUDICE' and/or '1-207-UCC' (Uniform Commercial Code). I wish to travel as a Constitutional right to travel. I'm not in a state-regulated commercial enterprise. I'm not a
party to this 'voluntary' contract. My signature was made against my will and under duress. By the way, driving 92mph in a 55-zone is NOT a "crime". No one has been injured under the common law, thus no crime was committed. There are some people who worship government to such a degree, that this world system is a god to them. If you "sin", you must pay to "absolve" the sin. Technically, you have not violated the law. CRIMINAL Law includes rape, robbery and murder. What a traffic ticket is, is a breach of contract."
–Pastor Rick Strawcutter, video T818, "SPEEDING TICKET SEMINAR" 12/20/99

VIDEO DOWNLOAD: Pastor Rick Strawcutter
How Any Idiot Can Beat a RADAR Speeding Ticket
www.archive.org/details/HowAnyIdiotCanBeatARadarSpeedingTicket

PirateNews grills General Karpinski, commander of Abu Ghraib torture palace. John Lee asks General Janis Karpinski about 9/11 treason, Operation Northwoods, Communist invasion of USA and the current US Civil War, filing criminal charges against General Miller, Rumsfeld, Bush:
http://radio.indymedia.org/news/2006/04/9570.php

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Originally posted by oldenglanddry:

YOUR TALKING TO YOURSELF PN.

NOBODY CARES!!!

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Cause he’s a dribbler
He’s a grinner
He’s loonier
Than a spinner
He plays with himself in the sun

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Originally posted by citizen:
Some people call him the space cadet, yeah
Some call him the gangster government Jew
Some people call him PirateNews
Cause he speaks of the pompous gangsta gov

People talk to him, baby
Say the government is doin’ him wrong, doin’ him wrong
Well don’t you worry baby
Don’t worry
Cause they're right there, right there, right there, right there in his head

Cause he’s a dribbler
He’s a grinner
He’s loonier
Than a spinner
He plays with himself in the sun

He’s a joker
He’s a loser
He’s a midnight rustler
Likes his cattle when their young
Wooo Wooooo

He’s the dumbest thing
That I ever did see
What a stupid Monkey
He shakes just like a loony
Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather all the time
Ooo-eee baby, he’ll sure ruin a good time

Cause he’s a dribbler
He’s a grinner
He’s loonier
Than a spinner
He plays with himself in the sun

He’s a joker
He’s a loser
He’s a midnight rustler
He sure wants to hurt those cows some
Wooo Wooooo

People keep talking to him baby
They say the Jews are doing him wrong
Well don’t you worry, don’t worry, no don’t worry mama
Cause they’re right there in his head

He’s the dumbest thing I ever did see
Really love his rants he shakes like a loony
Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather all the time
Come on baby and he’ll ruin your mind

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More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt.

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Originally posted by citizen:
Some people call him the space cadet, yeah
Some call him the gangster government Jew
Some people call him PirateNews
Cause he speaks of the pompous gangsta gov

People talk to him, baby
Say the government is doin’ him wrong, doin’ him wrong
Well don’t you worry baby
Don’t worry
Cause they're right there, right there, right there, right there in his head

Cause he’s a dribbler
He’s a grinner
He’s loonier
Than a spinner
He plays with himself in the sun

He’s a joker
He’s a loser
He’s a midnight rustler
Likes his cattle when their young
Wooo Wooooo

He’s the dumbest thing
That I ever did see
What a stupid Monkey
He shakes just like a loony
Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather all the time
Ooo-eee baby, he’ll sure ruin a good time

Cause he’s a dribbler
He’s a grinner
He’s loonier
Than a spinner
He plays with himself in the sun

He’s a joker
He’s a loser
He’s a midnight rustler
He sure wants to hurt those cows some
Wooo Wooooo

People keep talking to him baby
They say the Jews are doing him wrong
Well don’t you worry, don’t worry, no don’t worry mama
Cause they’re right there in his head

He’s the dumbest thing I ever did see
Really love his rants he shakes like a loony
Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather, Blither-Blather all the time
Come on baby and he’ll ruin your mind

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