Canada: America's greatest unused resource! by chrisisall

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Canada: America's greatest unused resource!

POSTED BY: CHRISISALL
UPDATED: Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:41
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Monday, July 10, 2006 4:29 AM

Time for the United States to enact the greatest (and most secret until now) part of the Patriot Act,

Section 3B, page 1031, sub-paragraph 0-C
We shall, at a time of National Security, claim Canada for our own, to use as we see fit to secure life, liberty, and viable National Defense...

That's right hosers, you will all be drafted, and all your valuables will be sold or used to fight the terrorist menaces in Korea, Iran, Somalia, Columbia, New Zealand, Krakatoa, and inevitably, China!

We will make the term 'North America' mean something!

Absolutly serious Chrisisall

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Monday, July 10, 2006 5:39 AM

GINOBIFFARONI

And you think you have problems with the arabs?

last time you tried, we burned your White House

" Over and in, last call for sin
While everyone's lost, the battle is won
With all these things that I've done "

The Killers

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/killers/allthesethingsthativedone.html

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Monday, July 10, 2006 5:48 AM

CHRISISALL

We will annex you sleds and beer, and all will rejoice! No longer will your kind pay high taxes w/nothing to show for it besides good health!
Don't you see, we'll be liberating you?

Your friend to the south Chrisisall

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Monday, July 10, 2006 5:56 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

I sent Benedict Arnold up there to get some cheap drugs and some Molson Golden Triple XXX a while ago. He never came back...

Anyone seen 'em?

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Monday, July 10, 2006 6:06 AM

CHRISISALL

Stop trolling, man! This is a serious thread!
We may have to learn FRENCH!!!!

Mai non, Chrisisall

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Monday, July 10, 2006 6:13 AM

TRISTAN

Québécois! Je me souviens!

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Monday, July 10, 2006 6:13 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

"Well... 'bye".

Curly BillIsAll (skin that smoke-wagon)

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Monday, July 10, 2006 6:21 AM

CHRISISALL

Wait, there's some lost dude w/Molson at my door asking for directions...

North, Miss Teschmacher Chrisisall

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Monday, July 10, 2006 6:22 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
Québécois! Je me souviens!

Hey, isn't that on their liscence plates?

They stole our TV industry Chrisisall

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Monday, July 10, 2006 6:31 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Wait, there's some lost dude w/Molson at my door asking for directions...

North, Miss Teschmacher Chrisisall

Great... there went my lil blue pill. Errrmm... its for a friend.

Hey, I'll trade back the Stanley Cup for some health care. Visited Raleigh, NC this weekend.

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Monday, July 10, 2006 6:47 AM

SOUPCATCHER

Woo Hoo! I'm going out right now to get my "Fifty-four Forty or Fight" tattoo.

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Monday, July 10, 2006 6:53 AM

CHRISISALL

Mine says: The World Is Not Enough.

Stormin' Heaven later this month, Who's with me Chrisisall

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Monday, July 10, 2006 6:53 AM

TRISTAN

Yes, it is indeed on their license plates.
Time for a confession of sorts...I am actually half-Québécois. My biological father's family is there.

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Monday, July 10, 2006 6:56 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
I am actually half-Québécois. My biological father's family is there.

Well when it all goes down, just try to pass for full-blood American; it might save you a spell in the camps

Stormin' Norman Chrisisall

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Monday, July 10, 2006 6:59 AM

TRISTAN

Been passing for American since I was born!

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Monday, July 10, 2006 8:26 AM

SOUPCATCHER

One thing we have to make sure of... When we take over Vancouver we have to leave everything the way it is. That has to be the cleanest city I've ever seen (although it's been about ten years since I was last there).

And I got dibs on the Victoria Parliament buildings. It would make a nice mansion.

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Monday, July 10, 2006 9:10 AM

CHRISISALL

I just want the area they shot Dark Angel in

Eyes Only Chrisisall

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Monday, July 10, 2006 12:24 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

Um.... am I supposed to find this funny?

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

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Monday, July 10, 2006 1:23 PM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by Misstressahara:
Um.... am I supposed to find this funny?

Ho ho, why sure! Not like you're from Canada or anything...
*Suddenly looks around*
I mean, uh...
I'm totally against invading Canada or anything....

Maple Leaf-lover Chrisisall

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Monday, July 10, 2006 1:26 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

Yes I am, Winnipeg MB, call it the middle of all.

Sorry for the responce but I've had a bad few days and I'm a little more sensitive than I normally would be. Any other time I'd find this ammusing (after all we can laugh at ourselves better than you all can) but the experience is still quite fresh and I'm just now starting to to accept it.

I'm sorry for responding the way I did. Give me a week or so and I should be able to laugh at all this.

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

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Monday, July 10, 2006 1:42 PM

CHRISISALL

I'm sorry, I went fishing for news just now, and it seems the timing for this thread was not good....

for real.

Chrisisall

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Monday, July 10, 2006 1:47 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

If you mean my having to bury my cat that's passed last Thursday, ya, it's been......... hard.

Excuse me, I'm crying right now, I have to walk away for a bit.

Thanks for that Chris.

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting

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Monday, July 10, 2006 3:17 PM

Alright, Chris. You asked for it.

Fellow Canadians, (including Inuit and 'Quebecois') we must ally together on this board and strike BACK at Chrisisall!

Man the rubberband airplanes, the masking tape submarines, and harvest the Canadian Shield! Do anything to stop those Shatner-stealing Mexico Touchers!!!

AND YOU WILL KNOW OUR NAME IS CANADA, WHEN WE FORCE-FEED YOU PRAIRIE OYSTERS!!!

VENDETTA!!!!!

VENDETTA!!!!!!!

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Monday, July 10, 2006 3:18 PM

Erm.

Got excited, double-post.

Heh.
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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Monday, July 10, 2006 3:30 PM

SOUPCATCHER

Quote:
Originally posted by 13:
AND YOU WILL KNOW OUR NAME IS CANADA, WHEN WE FORCE-FEED YOU PRAIRIE OYSTERS!!!

Your threat of prairie oyster force-feeding has escalated this conflict. In order to bring peace between our two countries we are offering to trade territory. Give us British Columbia. In return we will give you Bakersfield (And we might just throw in the Salton Sea if you act quickly enough).

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Monday, July 10, 2006 3:34 PM

PIZ

I gave up on Canada when they failed to rename the Northwest Territories to province Bob.

Seriously. If I recall correctly, Bob was on the ballot. Shoulda won, IMNSHO.

--
"That's what government's for: get in a man's way." - Mal

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Monday, July 10, 2006 4:01 PM

DRPAIN

Silly people Canada isn't real, I just made it up one day in junior high because I was bored. BWAHAHAHAHAHA*COUGH COUGH*HAHAHAHA!!!!

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

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Monday, July 10, 2006 4:11 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Quote:
Originally posted by 13:
AND YOU WILL KNOW OUR NAME IS CANADA, WHEN WE FORCE-FEED YOU PRAIRIE OYSTERS!!!

I don't believe in Canada

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 3:45 AM

GINOBIFFARONI

Best watch out with this talk

After all.....

If this was prison, you'd be our bitch

We're bigger and we are on top

" Over and in, last call for sin
While everyone's lost, the battle is won
With all these things that I've done "

The Killers

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/killers/allthesethingsthativedone.html

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 4:35 AM

Does that mean they're our bitch, our that we're their hat?

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 5:02 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by GinoBiffaroni:

If this was prison, you'd be our bitch

We're bigger and we are on top

Well, I guess that makes you Santa's bitch,
He's on top, and he comes as he pleases.

Chrisisall

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 5:06 AM

FREMDFIRMA

I dunno, I kinda like the status quo, being a Detroiter...

Slip over the border on friday night, drink all their booze, hit up their casinos and win scads of their worthless money, flirt with all their women and slip back on sunday morning hung over with four phone numbers in my pocket....

Now if only they'd quit trying to pass off that decaffinated crap as mountain dew, they'd almost be a real country.

-Frem

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 5:09 AM

Enemy of the Province!!

ENEMY OF THE PROVINCE!!

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 12:18 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

what province?

canada isn't real.

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 12:20 PM

Then where do I live? Where do my posts come from if not here?

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 12:30 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

I'm not saying that the area we think of as canada doesn't exist I'm saying canada itself doesn't exist

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 12:35 PM

The concept of Canada you mean?

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 6:55 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

exactly

also I've been wondering, is this a serious thread?

*pause*

didn't think so

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 6:57 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
I just want the area they shot Dark Angel in

Eyes Only Chrisisall

I want Nathan's home town

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006 7:23 PM

Nathan's from Edmonton (the AB Capital) and Jewel is from White Rock, B.C, moved to Maui, moved to Vancouver when she was 2.

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 4:29 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
I've been wondering, is this a serious thread?

How can you even ask that? Didn't YOU get you draft notice in the mail, along with orders to report to the (sort of secret) American base in Vancouver?

I did Chrisisall

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006 4:44 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

no, but then, I'm 16, so, should I have?

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 8:35 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
no, but then, I'm 16, so, should I have?

Well, yeah.
The age has been dropped to 15, so get ready to rock n' roll, soldier!

First star to the right, straight on 'till Canada Chrisisall

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:22 PM

DC4BS

Hehehe.

My mom went and married some clown from Canada...

Literaly...

He went to clown school and everything.

(He's also a Minister. Go figure.)

It's like a 12-13 hour drive from New Jersey, US to Windsor, CA to go visiting.

EDIT: dern typos...
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dc4bs

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:54 PM

If Canada's Never-never Land, then am I a Lost Boy, Peter Pan, or Wendy?

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 3:56 PM

RUE

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

"I sent Benedict Arnold up there to get some cheap drugs and some Molson Golden Triple XXX a while ago. He never came back..." Check out the brewery outside of Toronto, eh?

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:00 PM

RUE

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

I try to pass for Canadian.

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by Tristan:
I am actually half-Québécois. My biological father's family is there.

Well when it all goes down, just try to pass for full-blood American; it might save you a spell in the camps

Stormin' Norman Chrisisall

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Thursday, July 13, 2006 4:00 PM

I think I'm a Wendy...

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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Friday, July 14, 2006 4:16 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
no, but then, I'm 16, so, should I have?

Well, yeah.
The age has been dropped to 15, so get ready to rock n' roll, soldier!

okay, *readies his shiny new Callahan full-bore autolock*

I'm going into battle because of Chrisisall

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Friday, July 14, 2006 8:02 AM

But I'm Wendy, I can't be drafted! I'm not even American!

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'It's Braedan. With an A.'

'Shiny moments aren't a destination any of us get to, and stay put forever. They're unknowable, brief flashes in time. That's what makes them shiny.' -GorramReevers

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