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Two Jaynes walk into a bar...

POSTED BY: PIZ
UPDATED: Tuesday, August 1, 2006 13:07
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Saturday, July 15, 2006 6:56 AM

PIZ


Sorry, just wanted to see something other than that other, similarly-named thread popping up all the time.

Here, be random...

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"That's what government's for: get in a man's way." - Mal

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 7:07 AM

22CLAWS

Entirely pointy.


The veins of my brain bleed bumblebees on speed.

Random enough?
22

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 7:12 AM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


"Ow!"
"Gorramit!"

"Give me the best whiskey in the house!"



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Saturday, July 15, 2006 7:28 AM

22CLAWS

Entirely pointy.


"My mind is a handgrenade. Catch."

Catch 22

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 7:29 AM

PIZ


Quote:
Originally posted by PhoenixRose:
Shiny new sig pic!

--
"That's what government's for: get in a man's way." - Mal

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 7:33 AM

CRUITHNE3753


...You'd think at least one of them would have ducked.

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 7:48 AM

RUE

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!


Now that's just downright unsettlin' ..

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 7:55 AM

EMBERS


mmmm two Jaynes....

I think I'll have to lure them upstairs to MY bunk

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:01 AM

CHOO1701


Simon: theres TWO now!!!!

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"Remember, always be yourself. Unless you suck."-Joss Whedon

ITES RULE!!!!

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 2:36 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


my kitten is lying on my printer whilst I play with a pocket watch


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 2:41 PM

BIGWOLF18


random= woopwoopwoopwooopwooooooooooop!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

the following people kick pigu! terry pratchett, nathan fillion, jewel staite, antonio banderas, liam neeson and finally joss whendon himself!

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 3:18 PM

CRUITHNE3753


Hmmm. The title of this thread kind of reminds me of an episode of A Certain Science Fiction TV Series where they find a duplicate of one of the major characters due to a malfunction of the Unfeasible Matter Transportation Device on a mission several years previously...

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 3:20 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


I need a battalion of Lego clone troopers for less than $30.00 anyone have suggestions?


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 10:09 PM

OLDENGLANDDRY


Just passing through to bump the bohemia grove crap out of the way.

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Saturday, July 15, 2006 10:42 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


seriously I need like a "do-it yourself clone army" or somethin'


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Sunday, July 16, 2006 2:53 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN





I am the king of all random!


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Monday, July 17, 2006 8:20 AM

SMARTBUTDUMBBLONDE


Egad! a pomato!

Eagles may soar, but ferrets don't get sucked into jet engines.
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

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Monday, July 17, 2006 9:10 AM

MSG


is that like tomacco only safer??

and does anyone think I should take this turquoise polish off my toenails and do a pink pedicure one instead?

I choose to rise instead of fall- U2

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Monday, July 17, 2006 9:22 AM

PENGUIN


We really need a picture to determine the proper color to paint your toenails...


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Monday, July 17, 2006 10:26 AM

OLDENGLANDDRY


Turqoise isnt even a real colour, is it?

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Monday, July 17, 2006 11:00 AM

CHRISISALL


Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
I need a battalion of Lego clone troopers for less than $30.00 anyone have suggestions?

Bounty hunters. We don't need their scum!

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Monday, July 17, 2006 11:27 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


but I need a "battalion bag" or something like that


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006 6:32 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


*ahem* BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 11:50 AM

OLDENGLANDDRY


You could always extract their DNA.

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 11:57 AM

ODDSBODSKINS


orrrr, wait until they're extinct, then spend your lifetime searching for a perfectly preserved mosquito (scottish ones should be big enough ) and clone them from the blood in that! then make a theme park based on the whole experience, wait until it's forcibly shut down, then wait some MORE until some idiot ships your clone troopers into the hub of the world and spring your attack from there! saves transport costs ^.^


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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 12:54 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


and how am I going to do that with LEGO blocks?


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 1:06 PM

13


To paraphrase Citizen: 'You could if they were made out of semtex.'

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 6:12 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


oooooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 6:15 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


Quote:
Originally posted by oldenglanddry:
Turqoise isnt even a real colour, is it?


yes it is:



something turquoise


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006 6:35 PM

ONEMANSHORT


Jayne? Where? Crap...just another pomato. I'll go find another thread to lurk about.



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Saturday, July 22, 2006 7:19 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


Mutley, you snickering, floppy eared hound. When courage is needed, you're never around. Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest should be there for bungling at which you are best. So, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon. Howwww! Nab him, jab him, tab him, grab him, stop that pigeon now.




http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 8:48 PM

OLDENGLANDDRY


Thats not turqoise, thats Blueish-Green. I know 'cos I'm an Alchemist.

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 8:50 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


Turqoise is a pretty way of saying "blueish-green". It's basically the same color.
Stop bullying my birthstone!

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Saturday, July 22, 2006 8:57 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


Quote:
Originally posted by oldenglanddry:
That's not turquoise, that's Blueish-Green. I know 'cos I'm an Alchemist.


*claps hands, presses them to the ground and suddenly Oldenglanddry is being held by a stone hand that appeared in a blue flash*


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Sunday, July 23, 2006 12:21 AM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


Joyce, Conrad, Eunesco and Danielle Steele.
They are the masters, NAY the choreographers
of that sublime etymology we call "English"!

But none! None I say are as accomplished
as that scribe known as "Japanese"

Yes, from the land of "The System of Live" , "Lead and Beat Magic 2004" and "Mr.Children" !
are artifacts of such tender tongue massagers.
that we must give them their due. Mama!

Now join me to gaze longingly on these artifacts
of linguistic sublimation.

One savvy wordsmith informs us, that you can buy excellent gifts by small coin,
and that the Mighty Soxer comes with Beautiful Smiling Face!

Oh face! Oh face of Super Potato! You friendly root vegetable!
Providing the access to cheap electronic merchandise!

Oh Japanese!
You take the time to remind us poor souls that Your favorite space, animate, is for your pleasure and dream.
Caution! Don't lean on the gate. The gate would fall down when lean on it. It occurs you Trouble.

Reinvigorate yourself by declaring:
"I like Sporty!" and "I am Yuppie!"

Shocking!

You have the cause of all things shallow and cash-driven.
But nothing! But nothing! Nothing I say is so delicate
as this pronouncement of caring and authority:
"Our shop accepts neither the unjustgreat success which uses an instrument, nor any fraud of coin and a ball. Please understand beforehand that the police is connected with by regulation of our shop, and appropriate measures are taken when discovered. Note A sentence of guilty has come out of such an example."

And what an example it is! I tremble! Tremble before such skill!
Such holographic majesty! I humbly bow
before those titans of typographic titillation - those masters of English: the Japanese!


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 6:24 AM

FIZZIX


Quote:
Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:



I am the king of all random!


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.


It's a clip from FMA. For the record, it's the guy trying to figure out how the child of a V.V. big man and a v.v. tall woman will look.

Oh, FMA, Fullmetal Alchemist.

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May not be smart, and it may not please you, but you're definitely gonna see what I have to say.

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Tuesday, August 1, 2006 1:07 PM

GUYWHOWANTSAFIREFLYOFHISOWN


that ep made me laugh so hard


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you

98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature

I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.

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