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Originally posted by kaneman:
Wow, talk about a loaded poll.

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Obviously you didn't notice the link: satiricalpolitical.com

Satire is the use of irony, ridicule, and sarcasm to expose folly. That means it's a joke.

A dog can't tell a Nazi from a Republican from a Commie from a Democrat and, many times, neither can I.
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Originally posted by misbehaven:

By Don Davis: www.satiricalpolitical.com


Is there anything more maddening than those senseless and superficial poll questions, that are guaranteed to elicit responses that are not only misleading, but skewed to the right? Well, here’s a suggested Top Ten list of poll questions that would really tell it like it is:

10. If your own son was drafted to serve in Iraq, would you favor “cut and run,” or “sprint like Willie Horton being chased by the Klan?”

9. If Bush required you to pay more taxes to finance the Iraqi war, which timetable for withdrawal would you support: 3 to 5 years, or the 6:44 out of Fallujah?

8. Would you back Bush’s warrantless spying on international communications, if he was monitoring your phone-sex calls to Hot Nymphs in the Netherlands?

7. How would you feel about prayer in the schools — if Muslims just obtained a majority on your local school board?

6. Should the schools also teach the theory of Intelligent Design, even though it’s likely that, as with most designers, this one was also gay?

5. Would you vote to ban abortion, if you just found out your teenage daughter got knocked up by the Mexican gardener?

4. Would you still favor public posting of The Ten Commandments, even if it’s interpreted to ban the worship of American Idol?

3. If your job and benefits get outsourced to Bangalore, would you still consider national health insurance a communist plot?

2. Would you still be anti-union, after your supervisor at Wal-Mart limits you to one bathroom trip per day, and you have to pay for your own toilet paper?

1. Would habeas corpus seem a bit more important to you after you fall asleep in the tanning bed, and get mistaken for one of Osama’s five dozen “No. 2’s.”






When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-Hunter S. Thompson

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Let me take this opportunity to say how frightening it is that I agree with Kaneman--but I do: bias out there much?

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Originally posted by kaneman:

I am also offended by the gay designer stuff.

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Originally posted by misbehaven:

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Originally posted by kaneman:

I am also offended by the gay designer stuff.

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Kaneman, offended! Say it isn't so.

Buy the ticket. Take the ride.
-Hunter S. Thompson

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Originally posted by Fremdfirma:

Thompson was deeply involved in all that mess, and the risk of that coming to light was likely a factor in his suicide.

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Oh come on, Frem. You don't honestly believe all that conspiratorial junk do you?

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10. Now that your own cancerous grandmother was drafted by recall to active duty at age 70, to be one of the 180,000 dead US Gulf War soldiers, be raped, be one of 500,000 disabled US Gulf War soldiers poisoned by sabotaged vaccines and radioactive gamma rays from D-Uranium, or have her legs blown off in Iraq, would you favor "arrest George Bush Jr", or "execute George Bush Jr", the convicted criminal who is currently sued for perping the 9/11 Massacres?

9. Now that Bush stole $4.5-trillion from Pentagon CAFR pension funds, and requires you to pay more taxes to finance the Iraqi war by bombing US troops and blaiming the Arabs in Operation Northwoods and USS Liberty styled "False Flag" attacks, what timetable would you favor arrest and execution of George Bush Jr, "do it now" or "do it in 60 seconds"?

8. Would you back domestic terrorist Bush’s warrantless spying on international communications, now that he is recording your every domestic telephone call and email, spying on your with hidden video cameras, and hired GoogleNSA to record inside your home via hijacking your computer microphone?

7. How would you feel about the Kol Nidre prayer in the schools — now that Israeli Luciferian Baby-Killing Jews run the US edjewkashun system?

6. Should you become a sodomite and perform ritual child sacrifice to a 50-foot-tall idol, now that Govt owns all churches via IRS 501c3 contracts, the schools now teach the theory that Lucifer/Satan/Molech/Baphomet is god, even though it’s likely that, as with most asshole tranvestites who prance around nekked at Bohemian Grove holding George Bushes' weener and getting serviced by male porn stars, this one was also gay?

5. Would you vote to ban abortion (pretending you had any right to vote on anything in your pathetic life as a slave), now that you just found out all your grandchildren were genocided, resulting in your own scheduled genocide in a Death Camp to "balance the books" of the insurance pension fund and Social Security Ponzi schemes?

4. Would you still favor censorship of The Ten Commandments, now that censorship of it in court it legalized the Jewish Babylonia Talmudic Kol Nidre Prayer's legalization of perjury and fraud on all contracts with Goyim, and rape of all children?

3. If your job and benefits get outsourced to Mexico and Communist cannibals in China, and you are one of 2.5-million US citizens genocided in Death Camps in USA every year, and you are dead and rotting in a grave, wouldn't you still consider national "health" insurance a plank of the Communist Manifesto?

2. Would you still be pro-union, after your CEO and Mafia union reps outsourced your job to Mexico, Communist China and 200-million criminal alien terrorists in USA?

1. Wouldn't habeas corpus not seem important to you after you are arrested and gang-raped with battery acid by martial law Police State Death Squad, kidnapped to Gitmo and waterboarded to death then rescusiciated over and over, then see your picture posted by the FBI as one of the 19 hijackers, half of whom are still alive and giving interviews to BBC TV, since you don't care about anything because you're dead?


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