THE GREAT ‘ILLITERARY’ CONTEST: ‘NAME’ THE BUSH MEMOIR by misbehaven

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THE GREAT ‘ILLITERARY’ CONTEST: ‘NAME’ THE BUSH MEMOIR

POSTED BY: MISBEHAVEN
UPDATED: Thursday, October 19, 2006 00:48
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Monday, October 16, 2006 2:02 PM

Although it’s highly doubtful that he can even write (with the possible exception of putting his “X” on those absurd “Presidential Signing Statements”), it’s inevitable that Bush will come out with his memoirs once he crawls back to Crawford in 2009.

But it’s not too early to speculate on what the most appropriate title of the Bush magnum dopus should be. Feel free to submit your own favorite.

My contribution: Something Stupid This Way Comes

1. Lord of the Lies

2. The Idiot and the Oddity

3. Oedipus Tex

4. Zen And The Art of Fucking Up The World

5. All Riot On The Iraqi Front

6. Portrait of the President as an Inarticulate Fool

7. From Iraq To Eternity

8. The Catch Ya’ in the Lie

9. Nonsense and Nonsensibility

10. Gullible’s Travels

A dog can't tell a Nazi from a Republican from a Commie from a Democrat and, many times, neither can I.
-Charles Bukowski

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 2:32 PM

KANEMAN

Your posts....Blah, Blah, Blah....Get a life misbullshitin

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 2:50 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

Oooooh Misbehavin'

I HOWLED when I read your titles! It's gonna take some thinking to come up with toppers!

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Reality sucks. Especially when it contradicts our cherished ideas.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 3:11 PM

ANTIMASON

the terminator 2: judgement day

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 3:11 PM

RUE

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

ChrisIsAll - where are you? I KNOW you could come up with more !

The Idiot
Oh drat! that title's already taken. How about

The Idiot - an autobiography
The Repossessed
War and Pieces
Furious George (illustrated and coloring book editions)

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 3:43 PM

PHOENIXSHIP

Okay, spur of the moment with a double shot of icy gin in me, but here goes:

I'm a Dumbass
Constitution, Schmonstitution
The Two Branches of Government
God Told Me To Do It
Condoleeza and Other Funny Words
They're Just Muslims, Who Cares?
The Brown-Skins are Coming!!!
Let's Create an Alliance (Cause he's evil...)
I hate Jon Stewart
I love Stephen Colbert (cause he's not too bright...)
I Sure Love Ham Sandwiches
Tom and Jerry Episode Guide

I just read a letter to Time Magazine... Hugo Chaves owes the devil and apology. Yah!

Okay, some of these ain't that funny. I know...

"Why're you arguin' what's already been decided?"
Mal to Jayne, "Jaynestown"

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 8:26 PM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

I ike 2, both steals from Letterman, ,2000.

"Dumb Guy With Connections"

or

"Triples"

Letterman said, as I remember it, " Bush is standing on third base, acting like he just hit a triple, but actually, he was born there."

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 9:44 PM

RUE

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

"double shot of icy gin" mmmmmmmm .... and tonic plus a twist of lime?

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 8:07 AM

KANEMAN

Quote:
Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:
I ike 2, both steals from Letterman, ,2000.

Letterman said, as I remember it, " Bush is standing on third base, acting like he just hit a triple, but actually, he was born there."

HAHAHEHE.... Oh MY god!!...Ah ha ha.......That is the funniest thing I have EVER read!

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 4:22 PM

PHOENIXSHIP

No such luck... it was the low-rent version... a couple of ice cubes and a squirt out of one of those lime-shaped plastic bottles.

"Why're you arguin' what's already been decided?"
Mal to Jayne, "Jaynestown"

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 4:42 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

How 'bout movies?

Dumb and Dumbererer

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Reality sucks. Especially when it contradicts our cherished ideas.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 5:04 PM

RUE

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

I have a story kinda about gin.

I went on this hellish bike ride once (I used to bike a lot) with a coworker who was up for an adventure. We biked about 75miles (45k - from Buffalo into Rochester) with at least a 40mph (24kph) steady headwind the whole way. All the while thinking, well at least we'll have a tail wind on the way back. But when we turned around to bike back the wind had shifted and sure enough, we were facing at least a 40mph headwind on the return.

About 10miles out of Buffalo we passed a billboard advertizing gin. There was this lovely photo of what looked like gin and sparkling tonic with a twist of lime. Whoever put that billboard together made it look like a piece of heaven. We decided once back in Buffalo we would bike directly to a bar for that drink. Once we had that, it would redeem the ride and make a great end to the day.

By the time we got into Buffalo we just couldn't spare the energy to go an extra mile or so down the street. We dumped into my apartment, and lay on the floor with legs propped up on the walls for three hours.

But ever since then I've had a liking for gin and tonic with a twist of lime.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006 9:00 PM

OLDENGLANDDRY

1. The Madness of King George.

2. The happy little Goat-faced President.

3. A la recherche du temps per Doo-Doo.

4. Terrrssssm is a real word, honest.

5. Who's Election is it anyway?

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Thursday, October 19, 2006 12:48 AM

SIMONWHO

My choice:

"Me? President? That's unpossible!"

Or:

"49% is a clear mandate"

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