Left versus Right by Hero

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Left versus Right

POSTED BY: HERO
UPDATED: Thursday, November 16, 2006 04:26
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 9:15 AM

Got this in my e-mail...wanted to share (because sharing is what I'm all about).

>> Subject: Left & Right
> >>
> >> One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
> >> asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot
>accept
> >> money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist is
> >> pleased and leaves the shop.
> >>
> >> The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop there is a
>thank
> >> you card and a dozen roses wai ting for him at his door.
> >>
> >> Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
>
> >> the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
>I'm
> >> doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the
>shop.
> >>
> >> The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you
>
> >> card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
> >>
> >> Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay he
>
> >> is bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
>from
> >> you ; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican
>is very
> >> happy and leaves the shop.
> >>
> >> The next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you
> >> card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business"
>
> >> and "Becoming More Successful."
> >>
> >> Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
> >> bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from
> >> you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy
>
> >> and leaves the shop.
> >>
> >> The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
> >> Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
> >>
> >> And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
> >> left and right...

H

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 9:22 AM

CITIZEN

If your talking Reps verses Dems you mean Extreme right verses Right.

And shouldn't the Republican return the following week to steal back the 'gifts' and demand 'compensation' for his 'help' and possibly make lewd advances on the Barbers children?

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 9:22 AM

TPAGE

Interesting take on that. I received that a while ago but instead of Republican and Democrat it was simply a Politician.

Then again we don't have republicans and democrats up here... we have our own evils.

And if someday on some little piss-ant moon/My hand is a little too slow, or my aim a little bit off/At least I’ll go down fighting, not lying abed surrounded by quacks - "Sir Warrick" by Geezer

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 9:25 AM

SIRI

That was clever. Then, of course, there's the old saying "A Democrat is simply a Republican who got arrested." Might be in for some big ol' switcheroos coming.

Still - it's good to be able to laugh at ourselves - being as we're all Browncoats and all.

"He looks better in red."

Siri

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006 7:22 PM

ANTIMASON

how about this anology

left arm + right arm = same body

the brain that gives these bodies direction is Lucifer. the desires of the flesh are earthly and material driven, and 'of the world', and the bible says that Lucifer is the prince of this(current) world and the god of this age. im not suprised that his church of occult secret societies have conditioned society to give in and follow our natural desires, which will allow this 'age' to culminate in the extermination of the free thinking populace and the usherance of their Novus Ordo Seclorum global government, global monetary system. and maybe its not so coincidental that the American Federal Reserve has been printing Satanic symbolism on its currency since 1934

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 5:56 AM

CARTOON

Thanks, Hero, for one of the best laughs I've had in a while.

The truth is so funny at times.

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 8:27 AM

RIGHTEOUS9

So many republican leaning megacorporations suckling on the the governments teat, makes it hard for me to hear any ressonance of truth in this joke...

maybe if the republican came in the next day with a couple young pages in need of a cut, it would have that ring of truth I think you were looking for.

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Thursday, November 16, 2006 2:56 AM

EVILBUNGLE

I like this joke, but then I am from the UK so don't know too much about Republicans and Democrats, of cause if it was over here the Conservatives (centre right) would leave and come back the next day to give him a hug and the Labour (Left) would steal money from the till while thanking him, but our parties are a long way from their left/centre right origin

Vote Day 1st December 2006 http://richlabonte.net/tvvote/index.html
Together we will triumph.

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Thursday, November 16, 2006 4:26 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

A hillbilly slaughters his pig. He leaves it hung from a tree in front of the shack, down by the road, overnight, to age. Gets up in the morning, finds half of it gone. Calls the Sherrif.

" Hey, Sherrif, some Democrat stole half of my pig last night."

Sherrif sez," How do you know it was a Democrat?"

" If it was a Republican, he'd a stold the whole thing."

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