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Originally posted by SevenPercent:
Saw this and thought of you, 'Zen.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_artic
le_id=439544&in_page_id=1770

From the article:
Britain is apparently to blame for just about all of the planet's problems. In its days of might and glory, our Sceptred Isle was in fact an Evil Empire that enslaved the world, and is today responsible for everything from African genocides to the Iraq War and the conflict between Palestine and Israel.

Sigh. I guess PN was always right about you.

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Originally posted by oldenglanddry:
Actualy the Normans created the basis for what would become "The British Empire" and since they were technically French we can go back to blaming "Johnny Crappo" without much further adoo.

And so the natural order of things is restored.

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Originally posted by citizen:
Well really they were vikings.

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Originally posted by Khyron:

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Originally posted by citizen:
Well really they were vikings.

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They lived in France before they came here. That's all we need to know.

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Originally posted by citizen:

It's not all Britain's fault. It's all my fault, specifically, I made them do it, I made them do everything.

I made them colonise America and declare independence specifically because I knew it would lead to the Bush administration. All me.

And I would have got away with it too if it weren't for you pesky kids.

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More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Originally posted by citizen:

So did a lot of people. They left in a bit of a hurry though, ask Joan of Ark.

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Originally posted by citizen:

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Originally posted by oldenglanddry:
Actualy the Normans created the basis for what would become "The British Empire" and since they were technically French we can go back to blaming "Johnny Crappo" without much further adoo.

And so the natural order of things is restored.

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Well really they were vikings.

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More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

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Originally posted by oldenglanddry:
I did say "technically French".
Yes they were Vikings but they lived in France, spoke French, took Poofy French names and put the idea of invading people into the English psyche . So I say "Bog off Froggy".

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Originally posted by Fletch2:
So the crux of this guy's book is that everyone else is such a wuss that we're the only ones responsable for world history?

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Body Found In Potomac River
Citizen Spotted Body In Water

POSTED: 2:01 pm EST March 2, 2007

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Originally posted by DesktopHippie:
You're blaming the British now? Pfft! Please! Get in line! We've been doing that for eight hundred years, pal!

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Originally posted by Misstressahara:
Oh God that's funny. I need a rolling on the ground emote.

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