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Originally posted by Geezer:
John Edwards is a bunch of sticks?

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Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:
on John Edwards:
"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot,' so I'm - so, kind of at an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards."

later comment:
" I would never insult gays by suggesting that they are like John Edwards."

and:
"C'mon, it was a joke. "

Yeah, that one worked for John Kerrey.

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Khyron wrote:
Monday, March 05, 2007 07:23
Unlike John Kerry, she's on the side of the Republicans, so this will be a non-issue.

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On the other hand, if some commentator on the side of the Democrats made a joke like that about one of the Republican candidates, guess what you'd be seeing on Fox News for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next few weeks.

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Originally posted by AURaptor:
I'm unaware of Ann running for office for anything, unlike Kerry.

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On the other hand, if some commentator on the side of the Democrats made a joke like that about one of the Republican candidates, guess what you'd be seeing on Fox News for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next few weeks.

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You mean like how Bill Maher said if Cheney had died ( per the suicide bomber attack in Afghanistan ) , more people would be alive today ? That sort of thing ?

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Originally posted by Geezer:
John Edwards is a bunch of sticks? Well, he always did seem a little stiff...

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Originally posted by Khyron:
No, I meant: "a joke like that about one of the Republican candidates".

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Originally posted by yinyang:
http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com

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I am so burning in Hell (if there is one) for finding amusement in this.

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Originally posted by yinyang:
[NC-17 (at least)

I am so burning in Hell (if there is one) for finding amusement in this.

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Originally posted by SoupCatcher:
It's just PT Barnum in a different guise for a different millenium.

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Originally posted by Eric:
Coulter is:

1. A man
2. A type of horse
3. Irrelevant in the extreme and whoring for attention

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Strap-On Veterans for Truth

An organization dedicating to exposing the truth about the former drag queen now known as Ann Coulter


Transexual Mann Coulter

We are a coalition of former friends and co-workers of Ann Coulter who are upset by her vicious anti-gay, anti-Muslim, anti-feminist rhetoric and feel the truth should be told. Our organization, Strap-On Veterans For Truth, is dedicated to exposing the true past of America’s number one hatemonger.

Ann Coulter is actually a former drag queen from Key West named Pudenda Shenanigans. Ms. Shenanigans was famous for her renditions of “Dude Looks Like a Lady” “I Will Survive” and “You Shook Me All Night Long” as well as an extensive Barbra Streisand repertoire. We who used to work with her are concerned for her as well as upset by the vile hatred she has spewed towards her former friends in the gay community. We feel that by bringing the truth to light perhaps Ann will come to grips with her past and change her wicked ways.

As Pudenda Shenanigans, she was well known on the drag circuit in Key West. Whether she actually had a full sex change or not is a matter of debate, although her adam’s apple is still visible in photos, under the appropriate light. We who laughed, cried, worked and danced with her feel her story should be told. We are not out to punish her, but feel it’s time she owned up to what she really is.

The person known today as Ann Coulter was born Jeremy Levinsohn in the village in New York in 1960. His parents were typical latte-drinking liberals, religiously conservative, but socially and politically radical. His father taught Russian Literature at CUNY and his mother was a social worker. His childhood friend Rodger Mihalot described him, “The Levinsohns were nice people, but his father was distant, so Jeremy seemed to seek a strong male figure in his life. Although they were Jewish, he often hung out at our church, and really seemed to spend a lot of time with Fr. Donatella Nowunn. I also think he was really looking to rebel against his overly liberal parents. Otherwise he was a typical kid, he liked to play cowboy, sailor and gladiator a lot. His favorite movie was always The Sheik, he really seemed to have a fascination with Arabs, I don’t know why.”

In the 70’s Jeremy went to Brandeis, where he majored in Sociology, with a minor in comparative religions. His lifelong fascination with Muslims really seemed to take root at Brandeis. But college roommate Ima Gaiboyye described an unhappy man, “He was never really interested in women, but did go see the theater company’s production of “The Wizard of Oz” 10 times, I thought he liked the girl who played the lead, he really talked about her outfit a lot. After college Jeremy just dropped off the face of the earth, we never heard from him again.”

Jeremy drifted for awhile before finding himself in Key West. Co-worker Licky Dickenstein described these early years, “Jeremy was a natural, I never saw anyone take to drag so quickly. Once he found his persona, he WAS Pudenda Shenanigans. For most of us drag was a part time thing, but Pudenda was 24-7, always in character, always in costume. She really shook things up, she was a goddess on stage.”

By 1985 Ms Shenanigans was dating a Lebanese businessman, Ustahav Toubohls and the two were believed to be deliriously happy. Friends report Pudenda always had a fetish for Muslims and was considering a marriage proposal. But then she opened up the New York Times one day and saw a picture of Mr. Toubohls with a famous actress in New York. Former friend Gaivit Tuhym described the result, “Pudenda was devastated, she couldn’t stand seeing her Toubohls with another woman. She cried and cried, ‘I miss my Toubohls, I want my Toubohls back!’ I don’t think she ever forgave him, the New York Times, or Muslims in general.”

After that Ms. Shenanigans disappeared for years, only resurfacing in the 90’s as Ann Coulter. Her hatred for Muslims, gays and feminists is odd for her former coworkers. Long Dick Gone, a former co-worker stated, “At first I thought there was something funny about this Ann Coulter. I mean here’s a woman who claims to hate feminists, but is in her 40’s, single, no kids, is very opinionated and outspoken and concentrates on her career. Ann Coulter is the biggest example of a feminist I ever saw. Then I noticed that in just the right light you could see that adam’s apple and that’s when I recognized our little Pudenda Shenanigans, the hottest drag queen this side of Fire Island.”

Strap-On Veterans For Truth

Once they realized who Ann Coulter was, Strap-On Veterans For Truth was formed.

Ann’s former friends and co-workers realized that her intense hatred of gays, feminists and Muslims was really self-loathing and continuing hurt from the loss of her beloved Toubohls. Although we know she’s been through a lot, we feel hurt by her turning against everything she used to hold dear. We love you Ann, or Pudenda, or Jeremy. We respect whatever lifestyle of gender you choose. We just want you to be true to yourself and please stop the hatred. Come back to us and share the love of your friends and community again.

Strap-On Veterans for Truth is a proud partner of The Hoolinet.

(Our apologies to drag queens everywhere.)

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Originally posted by ShinyEd:
Ann Coulter doesn't ever apologize, especially when there's nothing to apologize for. I don't like ANYONE using insults or bad language in the public arena, but hey if it's good enough for ALL the Hollywood idiot liberals & MSNBC & HBO to sling their curses and insults at Republicans, then Ann is doing a great service to America by providing some balance to the daily barrage of the leftist media agenda.

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Originally posted by rue:
"Ann Coulter, right wing goddess"

Would that be the one with snakes for hair?

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Kerry isn't running for office, nor was he when he made that botched joke.

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No, I meant: "a joke like that about one of the Republican candidates".

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Originally posted by Mavourneen:
So I was on photobucket, looking for this one particular pic of Ms. Coulter as a spider...when I came across this one.



What is with her hands???
They look vaguely alien...and this picture isn't 'shopped. It is also readily available on her website.

almost more disturbing than her words are her hands...

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Originally posted by SignyM:
Maybe Coulter has Marfan Syndrome.

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Originally posted by ShinyEd:
if it's good enough for ALL the Hollywood idiot liberals & MSNBC & HBO to sling their curses and insults at Republicans, then Ann is doing a great service to America by providing some balance to the daily barrage of the leftist media agenda.

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Originally posted by rue:
OOC, what would that be?

Just wondering if you have any specifics in mind.

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Originally posted by AURaptor:
Oh, my bad, you mean how any number of Hollywood celebs made vulgar comments about Bush before the '04 election? Like Whoopie Goldberg, at a fundraiser which included John Kerry, uttered some choice profanity ? THAT sort of thing ?

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Originally posted by IlGreven:
Meanwhile, I personally think that there is no one on the left like Ann Coulter is on the right

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...and the scarier proposition is that she's not the worst of the right-wing loonies...

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Originally posted by Mavourneen:
So I was on photobucket, looking for this one particular pic of Ms. Coulter as a spider...when I came across this one.



What is with her hands???
They look vaguely alien...and this picture isn't 'shopped. It is also readily available on her website.

almost more disturbing than her words are her hands...

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Mann Coulter is a werewolf

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Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:
on John Edwards:
"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot,' so I'm - so, kind of at an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards."

later comment:
" I would never insult gays by suggesting that they are like John Edwards."

and:
"C'mon, it was a joke. "

Yeah, that one worked for John Kerrey.

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Originally posted by JKiddo:
Ustahav Toubohls ... Ima Gaiboyye

Okay, I know it's sophomoric humor. But I gotta add these to my list of...
The White Cliffs by Ilene Dover
Yellow River by I. P. Daily
Russian Tyrants by Ivan Teratitoff
The Taming of the Free Range by Barb Wyre.

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Mann Coulter is a werewolf

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Makes sense to me!

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Originally posted by Malbadinlatin:
When Mrs Coulter called Edwards a faggot, she meant it as an insult, ergo: being gay is bad. It doesn't help to go on to say that "insult to gays" stuff she tried to recover with. I have heard both Shawn Hannity and Bill Oreilly gay bash too.

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Originally posted by Malbadinlatin:
When Mrs Coulter called Edwards a faggot, she meant it as an insult, ergo: being gay is bad. It doesn't help to go on to say that "insult to gays" stuff she tried to recover with. I have heard both Shawn Hannity and Bill Oreilly gay bash too.

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Sorry, but I think you're totally wrong about that meaning....she was obviously using "that f-t word" in the context of a mama's boy, or girly-man, etc....she knows he's NOT gay for lord's sake..didnt he run for VP back a spell?..can't even kool-aid comotosed liberals recognize sarcasm when they hear it...or is that another rehab qualifier? In that spirit...ya know..Johnny-boy being the "target" of dodgeball harrassment as a child & teen...but pretty-boy got his revenge on the average American years ago by suing & suing & suing...frikkin guy was like the Energizer bunny out there crusading against anyone or entity that had either an insurance policy or credit card....& filing & filing & filing...ya know...enuf so he could have his own personal Shangri-la compound...well big congrats Mr Edwards...I wouldn't ever call you what Ann did...but then again I'm not a 5 time NY Times bestselling author...also before all bash her with great fervor...read her biography and life accomplishments...frikkin gal has worked her tail off...much harded than most...& certainly nothing "given" to her like so many that have the ever-grating gall to shoot off their imbicilic mouths without actually knowing ...oh, maybe about 1/20th of what Ann would know about politics and world history and US law.

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Originally posted by arclight:
Ann Coulter is a GOD.

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