House Dems To Launch Bush Colon Finance Probe by Jongsstraw

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House Dems To Launch Bush Colon Finance Probe

POSTED BY: JONGSSTRAW
UPDATED: Monday, July 23, 2007 12:46
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Saturday, July 21, 2007 12:50 PM

House Democrats on the Finance Committee expressed outrage today shortly before President Bush was admitted for his colonoscopy. Chairman Charles Rangel, John Conyers, and Ted Kennedy are leading a group of prominent Democrats demanding answers to this growing and explosive scandal. "We want to know who approved, and where the funds came from to hire a surgeon and team for this un-necessary cosmetic procedure. Rangel continued, "Our offices have received 331 milion e-mails from registered Democrats furious that this so-called "doctor" was called in at tax-payer expense to perform an operation that the regular proud and determined legions of Jihadist Bush-haters do so well, so damn well every day, reaming Bush a new one." Harry Reid said he will bring a motion for a Special Prosecutor in a separate Senate investigation that will also include Haliburton's role in the colon evacuation. Sheryl Crowe, Earth-Mother icon and strategy formulist for the Liberal Left, speaking at her "Save the Spotted Slug Larvae & Dennis Kucinich" concert today in Spokane said "At least a little less toilet paper will be sacrificed now for Bush's personal indulgences every day, and the genocide being waged by his Adminstration against our tree brothers is set severly back after this major victory." And John Edwards, with his message of personal poverty living inside a 4 million sq. ft. mansion and of his messianic courtroom salvation, catching on rapidly with all those voters who cook un-peeled potatos on a stick over a fire on top of a 60 gallon drum in the cold in the Bronx, blasted Bush for his "arrogant medical discrimination & blatant dis-regard for the rule of law" against Blacks, Sioux Indians, and Guantanamo detainees at a haircut fund-raising gala in Beverly Hill where Mega-stars and Liberal ideals and thought originators, the graciously subtle Barbara Streisand, and the political prodigy extraordinnaire and crotch-grabber herself...Whoopie Goldberg, and other pals donated 47 million dollars for shampoo and hair perfection products for the duration of the campaign. Michael J. Fox posted on his website that perhaps the 5 polyps removed from the President's brain canal could be studied and harvested for their stem cells, tested for DNA and G-nomes to prove once and for all if Bush is Hitler or not. Nancy Pelosi summoned the afternoon shift of the Capitol Police to go seek and retrieve the polyps at the conclusion of the analysis' so she could have Barney Frank glaze and bake them in his Jr. Easy-Bake Oven, then set them upon the Speaker's podium to be used as paperweights to hold down all the piles of impeachment and treason legal proceedings papers. Adding to the DC frenzy was a just-breaking story that while Cheney was President for those dreaded three hours, most of the world disappeared, and all the fish & mammals in the oceans beached themselves.

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Saturday, July 21, 2007 2:38 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

Almost had me, very funny. Take a bow.

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Saturday, July 21, 2007 11:49 PM

JONGSSTRAW

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Originally posted by Misstressahara:
Almost had me, very funny. Take a bow.

Only almost? Seriously, thank you! Very refreshing to get one response here these days that is Browncoat-friendly.

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Sunday, July 22, 2007 2:30 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

Reports remain unconfirmed that Barny Frank is heading up his own inquiry into probing Bush's colon.

People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy. - Joss

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

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Sunday, July 22, 2007 3:44 AM

SIXGUN

Almost had me too. Cause you're not exaggerating all that much.

Well, as a rule I say girl folk ain't to be trusted.

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Sunday, July 22, 2007 5:02 AM

JONGSSTRAW

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Originally posted by SixGun:
Cause you're not exaggerating all that much.

What exaggeration? All of it was reported from AFP/AP wires as un-biased fact in the Vermont Worker's Daily Gazette, and on the 27,514 far-left of sanity and decency websites owned by the George Soros Foundation for A Crumbling America, Inc.

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Monday, July 23, 2007 12:46 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

Ok, it's hotter than hell here today, and with no air conditioning it's all I can do not to turn into a puddle of water, so I appreciate this ammusing banter, if only to take my mind off the heat for awhile.

What's 32 celsius in farenheight? And what's chinese for "I'm melting?"

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