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Apocalypse

POSTED BY: DEADLOCKVICTIM
UPDATED: Thursday, August 23, 2007 11:20
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Thursday, August 23, 2007 4:47 AM

DEADLOCKVICTIM




I apologize for boring you with such mundane stuff as major league baseball…. but when the lowly Texas Rangers score 30 points in a ballgame, I think it’s pretty clear that the world, as we know it, is coming to an end….!

Belive it or not….
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20070822/bba-rangers-orioles/



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Thursday, August 23, 2007 5:48 AM

DAVESHAYNE


Quote:

Originally posted by deadlockvictim:


I apologize for boring you with such mundane stuff as major league baseball…. but when the lowly Texas Rangers score 30 points in a ballgame, I think it’s pretty clear that the world, as we know it, is coming to an end….!

Belive it or not….
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20070822/bba-rangers-orioles/





The world didn't end when the Red Sox won the world series it aint gonna end because Texas had four really good innings.

David

"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 5:55 AM

RUE

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!


I've posted this before, but for those who've taken freshmen chemistry, it's a good read:

Thermodynamics

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities: 1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2) If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over..

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "...it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having an affair with her, then #2 above cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze over."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."



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Thursday, August 23, 2007 6:35 AM

13


I remember reading that in a Jan Brunvand book.



Q: Fish or Hogarth?
A: Marillion.
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Thursday, August 23, 2007 6:51 AM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up


Quote:

Originally posted by deadlockvictim:
I apologize for boring you with such mundane stuff as major league baseball…. but when the lowly Texas Rangers score 30 points in a ballgame, I think it’s pretty clear that the world, as we know it, is coming to an end….!



Boy, the tin-foil hat brigade must be asleep today, not to note the fact the the Rangers were once owned by none other than...

GEORGE W. BUSH

Now that the pumps are primed...

Let The Conspiracy Theories Begin!!!

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 7:14 AM

JONGSSTRAW


Quote:

Originally posted by Geezer:
Quote:

Originally posted by deadlockvictim:
I apologize for boring you with such mundane stuff as major league baseball…. but when the lowly Texas Rangers score 30 points in a ballgame, I think it’s pretty clear that the world, as we know it, is coming to an end….!



Boy, the tin-foil hat brigade must be asleep today, not to note the fact the the Rangers were once owned by none other than...

GEORGE W. BUSH

Now that the pumps are primed...

Let The Conspiracy Theories Begin!!!

"Keep the Shiny side up"


Ever wonder what the Bush haters are gonna do with themselves after Bush leaves office in 17 months? I think so many of them are completely addicted to their Bush-hatred dementia that they will be utterly devastated, and left empty and even more miserable than they are now by the vacuum Bush's depature will create. I expect millions will simply just jump off cliffs or out of their windows. So out of deep concern for them, I hope we have another Republican elected President, so all these fine folks can continue their daily routine of vitriolic hatred without interruption. The Bush-hate withdrawl pain and agony syndrome will not be a factor if they can simply transfer their hatred to another President.

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 7:16 AM

DEADLOCKVICTIM



ok Geez... you asked for it.. (this wasn't really where i was going with the tread, but yeah, there is plenty o'stink in this one, too)

Quote:

A Big Slice of the Texas Rangers for a Little Money (and a Big Profit)

The third unusually easy deal for George Bush Junior was his involvement in the Texas Rangers baseball team. In a nutshell, he was offered a piece of this valuable franchise for only $600,000, by supporters of his dad who also bailed out his failing oil company. He sold his stake for $14 million - while Texas governor -- to a Texas millionaire with lots of businesses regulated by his administration. "When all it is all said and done, I will have made more money than I ever dreamed I would make," Bush told the Forth Worth Star-Telegram.

Bush was allowed to buy 1.8% of the team for $600,000 of borrowed money, and was even made one of the two general managers. His qualifications for partial ownership? Several years working at failing oil companies, and his political connections through his father. It's hard to be sure, but we're guessing that latter was probably more important.

Junior tripled his investment, like the other owners, with the help of massive government intervention and subsidies. But his real wealth came from simply being given 10% of the team as a "bonus" for "putting together the investment team."
Even if he really had done that work, it's an absurd bonus ($12.2 million), but the fact is that he didn't add much. Cincinatti financier William DeWitt brought Bush in, not vice versa, shortly after George Bush Sr. was elected president. (DeWitt had also invested in Junior's oil companies.). The only investor Bush actually brought in was Roland Betts, a Yale fraternity brother, and that wasn't good enough.

Under Junior's management, the deal was about to fall apart until baseball commissioner Peter Uebberoth brought in another investment group led by Fort Worth Billionaire Richard Rainwater and Dallas investor "Rusty" Rose. Since the deal, both men have profited greatly from business with the Texas administration of George Bush, Jr. Rose personally invested $3.2 million and became the other general manager of the team. Under the team partnership agreement, Bush Junior couldn't take any "material actions" wihtout Rose's prior approval. There was also a method for removing Junior as a general partner, but no way to remove Rose. Yet Rose's "bonus" for his role in setting up the deal was less than half of Junior's.

What kind of owners would approve such a big payoff to Bush? In addition to Rose and Rainwater, men with business pending before Texas government, the owners included William DeWitt and Mercer Reynolds, major contributors to President Bush who had also purchased Junior's failing oil company through their Spectrum 7 Energy company.

If this deal doesn't smell bad enough already, consider Bush's blatant hypocrisy. The main value of the team is its new stadium (ranked by Financial World as the most profitable in baseball) and 300 acres of vacant land the team owns between the stadium and 6 Flags of Texas, which is next door.



from Bush Jr.'s Skeleton Closet
http://www.realchange.org/bushjr.htm#rangers

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 7:22 AM

DEADLOCKVICTIM




... not to mention that the Rangers traded Sammy Sosa (at the peak of his career) under the skilled management of George "Righty" Bush jr

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 7:25 AM

DEADLOCKVICTIM


Quote:

Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
Ever wonder what the Bush haters are gonna do with themselves after Bush leaves office



i don't think we will beat the poor dead horse any more than you guys did (and are still doing) with Slick Willie!

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 7:57 AM

JONGSSTRAW


Quote:

Originally posted by deadlockvictim:
Quote:

Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
Ever wonder what the Bush haters are gonna do with themselves after Bush leaves office



i don't think we will beat the poor dead horse any more than you guys did (and are still doing) with Slick Willie!


Oh please...try , try to be honest for once. The Clinton stuff is a tiny, tiny, miniscule atomic particle in comparison to the Hate-Bush Globally funded MACHINE....It's become systemic and all corporatized...it's bigger than IBM & GM. Web-sites, businesses, marraiges, the Earth and Moon are all gonna be left holding their schvance in their hand when Bush leaves. An entire generation of mis-guided, un-educated..or mis-educated youth will no longer have ANY purpose in life...that's precisely why I'm praying for another Repub President. I dont wanna see my taxes go up to 75% to pay the mental health costs for the millions of lemmings-without-a-cause losers jumping off of bridges because a Dem is President.

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 8:01 AM

CHRISISALL


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Originally posted by Jongsstraw:

Oh please...try , try to be honest for once.

Honestly...only a loon would SERIOUSLY hope for either a Pug or a Dim. We need fresh blood with no favours owed.

In dreamland Chrisisall

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 8:21 AM

JONGSSTRAW


Quote:

Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:

Originally posted by Jongsstraw:

Oh please...try , try to be honest for once.

Honestly...only a loon would SERIOUSLY hope for either a Pug or a Dim. We need fresh blood with no favours owed.In dreamland Chrisisall


I had believed that you were smarter than that...to think that it won't be a Dem or Repub indicates a delusional, almost pathelogical denial of reality. Grow up is all...Chris

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 8:35 AM

RUE

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"to think that it won't be a Dem or Repub indicates a delusional, almost pathelogical denial of reality. Grow up is all...Chris"

How'd you miss this part of his post:

In dreamland Chrisisall

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 8:42 AM

SOUPCATCHER


Quote:

Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
Oh please...try , try to be honest for once. The Clinton stuff is a tiny, tiny, miniscule atomic particle in comparison to the Hate-Bush Globally funded MACHINE....


Oh, come on, Jongsstraw. You should try being honest. I was part of the rabid Clinton haters during his Presidency. I did my time listening to talk radio and having a coronary every time his name even came up. If it hadn't been for Clinton, talk radio hosts would have had nothing much to build their shows around.

I'm also one of those who doesn't believe that George Bush should be our emperor. And I am critical of the terrible job he has done as President.

The idea that Bush Derangement Syndrome is a wide-spread phenomenon is projection on the part of the haters who need to believe that any criticism of their beloved leader is as irrational as their hatred of the Clenis.

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 8:42 AM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by Jongsstraw:

I had believed that you were smarter than that...to think that it won't be a Dem or Repub indicates a delusional, almost pathelogical denial of reality. Grow up is all...Chris

Honestly...only a loon would SERIOUSLY hope for either a Pug or a Dim. We need fresh blood with no favours owed.In dreamland Chrisisall

Hope and dreamland being the operative words here.
I had believed that you were smarter than that, Jong.

GrrrChrisisall

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 8:48 AM

RUE

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!


"Oh please...try , try to be honest for once."
Like ME ! in the post that follows !

"The Clinton stuff is a tiny, tiny, miniscule atomic particle in comparison to the Hate-Bush Globally funded MACHINE ..."
By god they've spent sooooo many more millions than impeaching Clinton over a blow job ! or not.

"....It's become systemic and all corporatized..."
Why, it includes Rush, Hannity, O'Reilly, Savage, Levin, Cowley, Elder, Mcintyre, Hewitt, Prager ...

"it's bigger than IBM & GM. Web-sites, businesses, marraiges,"
It includes, uh ..., there's, uh ....

"the Earth and Moon are all gonna be left holding their schvance in their hand when Bush leaves. An entire generation of mis-guided, un-educated..or mis-educated youth will no longer have ANY purpose in life..."
Because the generation simply has not an idea in it's head, like Bush. No wait, that wasn't what I was going after ...

"that's precisely why I'm praying for another Repub President. I dont wanna see my taxes go up to 75% to pay the mental health costs for the millions of lemmings-without-a-cause losers jumping off of bridges because a Dem is President."
Yeah, they all be sooo depressed they won't even be able to party. Unlike Bush, who really knows how to part-ay.


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Thursday, August 23, 2007 10:24 AM

JONGSSTRAW


blah blah blah...more obtuse twitmanship from the board's resident inane drone

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 10:41 AM

RUE

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My god ! You've described your post perfectly !

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 11:20 AM

DEADLOCKVICTIM


Quote:

Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
the Hate-Bush Globally funded MACHINE....



i have tried to make this clear on several occasions, (forehead is a little sore from beating it on the wall)...... I do not Hate GW Shrub Bushie... or his dad or Bill Clinton or anyone else- Hate does no one any good - But, for what GW has managed to do to this country through his extremely poor management (kinda like his time with the Rangers).... makes me very unhappy - you want honesty - how's this - the guy couldn't find oil in west texas - he couldn't win baseball games with Sammy Sosa - he has absolutely no political skills and his sentence structure leaves much to be desired.... the bozo never should have been president once, much less twice....

my honest opinion....


edit: btw i notice that you admit that Bush is, indeed, GLOBALLY HATED...

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