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Giant UFO over Salt Lake City

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Monday, January 5, 2009 6:46 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

www.metacafe.com/fplayer/2142760/a_giant_blimp_ufo_over_salt_lake_city
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Quote:
"What's hovering over Salt Lake City? Is it a rocket, a blimp, a UFO?"
-ABC News, "UFO Blimp"

Maybe it's an alien invasion from Planet Coocoo, according to the Mormons?

Never mind, it's just a Super Giant SpyBlimp for Fatherland Security.
www.infowars.com/?p=6980

It's a hunter robot 17-times larger than the Goodyear Blimp, that flies for 1-year without landing.

Nothing to see here. Move along. Or we'll kill ya with our Super Secret Microwave DeathRay.
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 12:27 AM

FREMDFIRMA

Nerf with the Herf.

Bwahahahahahaha.

-F

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 3:31 AM

PIRATECAT

I was abducted by aliens. They did things to me. One called me a fat gringo. I heard carcacha music, the smell of tequila, and hand cream. I just remember bright lights on a dirt road and then I knew, ets.

"Battle of Serenity, Mal. Besides Zoe here, how many-" "I'm talkin at you! How many men in your platoon came out of their alive".

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Tuesday, January 6, 2009 1:03 PM

BYTEMITE

I sure didn't see anything, but it was probably one of the helicopters for the hospital. They can look like they're moving really fast at night if they're going low over the rooftops. They've caught me by surprise once or twice wondering 'what was that' before I figured it out. (Wasn't anywhere I could hear them)

And no, I'm not Mormon.

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Tuesday, June 1, 2021 1:00 PM

JAYNEZTOWN

They now call them UAPs

Offical navy release of UFO footage.
https://www.navair.navy.mil/foia/documents

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Monday, February 13, 2023 9:28 PM

JAYNEZTOWN

White House announces interagency team to address 'unidentified aerial objects'

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/white-house-announces-int
eragency-team-address-objects-sky-rcna70416

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Thursday, December 5, 2024 6:11 PM

JAYNEZTOWN

UFO? No! NJ Drones reported changing the clocks in cars that get close

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Thursday, December 5, 2024 6:54 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

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Originally posted by JAYNEZTOWN:
UFO? No! NJ Drones reported changing the clocks in cars that get close

Oh yeah? Try that on my car from the early 2000's.

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Trump is fine.
He is also your current President.

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