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Skier Suffers Exposure

Man left dangling upside down, pantsless after Vail lift mishap

JANUARY 6--In a bizarre incident that will surely lead to litigation (or an out-of-court settlement), a skier at Colorado's ritzy Vail resort was left dangling upside down and pantsless from a chairlift last Thursday morning. The January 1 mishap apparently occurred after the male skier, 48, and a child boarded a high-speed lift in Vail's Blue Sky Basin. It appears that the chairlift's fold-down seat was somehow not in the lowered position, which caused the man to partially fall through the resulting gap. His right ski got jammed in the ascending chairlift, and that kept him upended since his boot never dislodged from its binding. As seen in the photos on the following pages (which were snapped by fellow skiers), the Skyline Express lift was stopped shortly after the pair's botched boarding resulted in the man dangling from the lift. The exposed skier was stuck for about 15 minutes before Vail personnel backed the lift up and successfully dislodged the unidentified man from the four-seat chair. The images on page four and five were taken by a local photographer who happened upon the rescue scene. In a statement released this afternoon, Vail Resorts, which operates the ski area, reported that the skier was not injured after being "suspended for approximately seven minutes." The press release did not explain how the mishap occurred, only that "the man was caught on the chair." (5 pages)



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Wednesday, January 7, 2009 2:13 PM

WHOZIT


There's a story there about Charles Barkley getting a DUI racing to a "blow job"?

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009 2:18 PM

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John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


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There's a story there about Charles Barkley getting a DUI racing to a "blow job"?

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin


Is he the guy running for governor?

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009 2:38 PM

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There's a story there about Charles Barkley getting a DUI racing to a "blow job"?

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin


Is he the guy running for governor?

He's acting like one already.

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

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