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UPDATED: Friday, January 16, 2009 22:58
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Friday, January 16, 2009 4:03 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


"License and insurance please. I pulled you over because... Goddamiit! Son of a BEEP!"



How to install road spikes...


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Friday, January 16, 2009 10:37 PM

FREMDFIRMA


That first one's hi-larious.

I think the cop should get a ticket hisself for that, oh the irony of him making such a bonehead move right in front of a driver he pulled over for some petty-ante bullshit, and then after said driver witnesses a worse act of stupidity and negligence on behalf of the officer...

The officer then picks up lecturing the guy right where he left off! man, that's chutzpah, innit ?

Hate to say it, but had that been me the next thing you'd have heard on the camera tape woulda been...
"And you got a lotta nerve talkin about my driving given what coulda just happened, and maybe if you laid off the donuts a bit fatboy, you might have actually caught the damn thing before it hit something, eh ?"
Grinnin all the while, too.

But imma asshole like that.

-Frem

It cannot be said enough, those who do not learn from history, are doomed to endlessly repeat it

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Friday, January 16, 2009 10:58 PM

PHOENIXROSE

You think you know--what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun.


"Oh shit, I did something stupid and could have caused an accident!"
"...Okay, so you can't cut corners to avoid a traffic signal. Because, you know, that totally causes no accidents at all..."

Yeah, that there is just what I love so much about law enforcement.

>.<

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