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Cow Juice TM

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UPDATED: Sunday, February 15, 2009 13:30
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Saturday, February 14, 2009 2:04 PM

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

India to launch cow urine as soft drink
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article5707554
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Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink – called "gau jal", or "cow water" – in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched "very soon, maybe by the end of this year".

"Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too."

Cow dung is traditionally used as a fuel and disinfectant in villages, while cow urine and dung are often consumed in rituals to "purify" those on the bottom rungs of the Hindu caste system.

That's what the NWO thinks of all of us.

Horse urine is a "pharmaceutical" in USA.

Urine is used in 99% of tobacco products.

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Saturday, February 14, 2009 2:13 PM

WHOZIT

It's the real thing
It's the taste of a new generation
It's cow piss

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Saturday, February 14, 2009 2:45 PM

FREMDFIRMA

Someone has to say it.
Someone's GONNA say it.
Might as well be me.

"Hey, why not, it works for Budweiser!"

-F

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Sunday, February 15, 2009 1:30 PM

RUE

I have a vote and I'm not afraid to use it!

"Hey, why not, it works for Budweiser!"

And who says advertising doesn't work ?

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Silence is consent.

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