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UPDATED: Saturday, February 28, 2009 15:31
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Saturday, February 28, 2009 6:03 AM

WHOZIT


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/4344890/Virgin-worlds-bes
t-passenger-complaint-letter.html


I love this guy! Someone get me his address and I'll send him a case of "Double Stuffed" Oreos!


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Saturday, February 28, 2009 6:05 AM

WHOZIT


Sorry about 2 threads, screwed up the 1st one.

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Saturday, February 28, 2009 2:15 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Only 3 words:

Oh.

My.

Gawd.


That is the funniest goddam e-mail I've ever read.

"Richard... what is this? This is unacceptable, Richard."

It's been confirmed by Virgin that Branson indeed got the e-mail, and has personally phoned the author to thank him for his constructive criticism.

Mike

If you're going to assume anything, assume you're wrong.

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Saturday, February 28, 2009 3:31 PM

FREMDFIRMA


I gotta hand it to some people (the customer in question sounds british), particularly the brits, for some of the most effective sans vulgarity bawling out I've ever heard.

I got stuck taking over dispatch at one of the cab companies once, and trying to cat herd the drivers resulted in some poor Brit being left without a cab for well over forty minutes, who then spent ten reaming me out completely for it, without ever once resulting to vulgarity, I was impressed.

The french can pull it off too, but generally in less words, best of those being The Marquis de Favras - "I see you have made three spelling mistakes.." - which given his situation at the time, wasn't half bad.

-F

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