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April Fools

POSTED BY: WULFENSTAR
UPDATED: Friday, April 3, 2009 01:37
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 3:53 AM

WULFENSTAR

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I, for one, look forward to our new socialist masters. Who wants to think for themselves, or be "self-determined"? It will be nice to not have to worry about whats good for me either. The qualified people will tell me.

Also, I look forward to "giving" half my paycheck, thru taxes, to those less fortunate. Afterall, they had NO say in their current situation, and its only fair that *I* give them the helping hand. Plus, as the poorer I get, the more tolerance and understanding I will have of their behavior.

I think its a good thing that the state outlaws certain words. The "N-word", the "R-word", the "C-word", all cause irreprabable harm to those the words are directed to.


It is likewise a good thing that the state is taxing certain behaviors out of existence.

And guns? (shiver) They are icky and scary, and only bad-bad men use them. Its good that we are getting rid of them.


*Just in case...April-frakin-Fools





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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 4:38 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)


Oh, come on, Wulfie - you're a fool EVERY day of the year!



Just funnin' with ya.

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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 10:51 PM

JEWELSTAITEFAN


Quote:

Originally posted by Wulfenstar:
I, for one, look forward to our new socialist masters. Who wants to think for themselves, or be "self-determined"? It will be nice to not have to worry about whats good for me either. The qualified people will tell me.

Also, I look forward to "giving" half my paycheck, thru taxes, to those less fortunate. Afterall, they had NO say in their current situation, and its only fair that *I* give them the helping hand. Plus, as the poorer I get, the more tolerance and understanding I will have of their behavior.

I think its a good thing that the state outlaws certain words. The "N-word", the "R-word", the "C-word", all cause irreprabable harm to those the words are directed to.


It is likewise a good thing that the state is taxing certain behaviors out of existence.

And guns? (shiver) They are icky and scary, and only bad-bad men use them. Its good that we are getting rid of them.


*Just in case...April-frakin-Fools






Have you forgotten the joy of no longer having to decide? to choose? My ma works at a phone order center, taking orders for clothes, linens, etc. Getting calls from Canadians is fun, they are amazed they can choose a color, and more than 2 colors - apparently the government up there does not allow the stocking of more than 2 colors of many things int heir stores. heh.

And we should make sure that only bad-bad men can have guns - certainly don't want law-abiding peeps to have guns to defend us from the outlaws with guns.

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 8:10 AM

CITIZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by jewelstaitefan:
Have you forgotten the joy of no longer having to decide? to choose? My ma works at a phone order center, taking orders for clothes, linens, etc. Getting calls from Canadians is fun, they are amazed they can choose a color, and more than 2 colors - apparently the government up there does not allow the stocking of more than 2 colors of many things int heir stores. heh.

And we should make sure that only bad-bad men can have guns - certainly don't want law-abiding peeps to have guns to defend us from the outlaws with guns.


Heh, even when he points it out.

April Fool.

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 2:50 PM

BIGDAMNNOBODY


Quote:

Originally posted by citizen:
Heh, even when he points it out.

April Fool.


Oh, there's a fool alright, just not the one you think.

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Thursday, April 2, 2009 11:34 PM

CITIZEN


Quote:

Originally posted by BigDamnNobody:
Oh, there's a fool alright, just not the one you think.


Nope, I've already been acquainted with you.

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Friday, April 3, 2009 1:37 AM

DICKCHENEY


Quote:

Originally posted by BigDamnNobody:
Quote:

Originally posted by citizen:
Heh, even when he points it out.

April Fool.


Oh, there's a fool alright, just not the one you think.



Go Fuck Yourself!

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