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Presidential Poop Patrol

POSTED BY: PIRATENEWS
UPDATED: Thursday, May 21, 2009 11:07
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Tuesday, May 19, 2009 8:14 AM

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Here's the worst govt job in the world:

www.spike.com/video/george-bush-takes/2905686

George DWI Bush was an alcoholic doper in the White House, so that Top Secret must be kept, no matter what the smell. Bush is also grandson to Aleister Crowley The Beast 666, so that DNA must be kept Top Secret. Cokedealing pothead Hussein Obama is only 6% black and 60% Arab Semite (probably Wahabi jew), so those Top Secrets must be kept Top Secret.

Wayne Madsen NSA secret agent
www.patriotsquestion911.com/#Madsen

Wayne Madsen arrested for investigating the Stanford Financial Group's $8-billion Ponzi scam by CIA, as seen on CNBC TV, due in court tomorrow. Judge wants Madsen to reveal informant source so CIA can whack him.
www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Stanford+Financial+Group+ponzi+cnbc
www.waynemadsenreport.com

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009 2:24 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Wayne Madsen is on trial today.

President Hussein Obama's poop is still Top Secret.

JFK's brain is still missing.

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009 2:44 AM

HERO

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Originally posted by piratenews:
JFK's brain is still missing.

So is yours...

H

"Hero. I have come to respect you"- Chrisisall, 2009.

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009 12:49 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by Hero:

So is yours...

Hero = Operative.

Yesterday I discovered a retired FBI agent tried to assassinate my dad, by putting him on a horse that bucked him off into the hsopital with a dozen broken bones, concussion and amnesia. Turned out the horse was only broken 2 weeks prior.

Now my dad is suing Iran for perping 9.11 terror attacks, after Bush and Supreme Court blocked lawsuits against Saudis and Bin Ladens. Seems the knock on the head worked.

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Thursday, May 21, 2009 2:26 AM

HERO

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Originally posted by piratenews:
Yesterday I discovered a retired FBI agent tried to assassinate my dad, by putting him on a horse that bucked him off into the hsopital with a dozen broken bones, concussion and amnesia. Turned out the horse was only broken 2 weeks prior.

"All right you...on the horse."
"But...but...I don't ride horses."
"We're the FBI, dammit! On the horse."

So let me get this straight...the FBI in conjunction with the Jews, Nazis, Queen Elizabeth, and President Bush all worked together to train this horse to buck your father off. Then the FBI takes your father into custody, drives him to a ranch in Montana owned by Robert Redford, puts a gun to his head, and orders him onto the killer horse, which injures him causing him to sue Iran over the 9/11 terror attacks.

That seems a bit silly...even for the FBI.

H

"Hero. I have come to respect you"- Chrisisall, 2009.

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Thursday, May 21, 2009 7:13 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

H, you missed something: the horse is a Jew, too.

Obviously. Only a Jew-Nazi Mossad-trained horse would know when to buck.

Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Thursday, May 21, 2009 7:19 AM

HERO

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
Obviously. Only a Jew-Nazi Mossad-trained horse would know when to buck.

Oddly the horse was also a satanic pedophile and member of the Council on Foriegn Relations and has a screen credit as a producer for the film 'Angels and Demons'.

H

"Hero. I have come to respect you"- Chrisisall, 2009.

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Thursday, May 21, 2009 7:34 AM

KWICKO

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...and has a screen credit as a producer for the film 'Angels and Demons'.

Well, it would, woudn't it? After all, that horse OWNS Hollywood.

Mike

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day...
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Thursday, May 21, 2009 8:09 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by Hero:
Quote:
Originally posted by piratenews:
JFK's brain is still missing.

So is yours...

With logic like that you obviously never won a trial in your life.

Oh that's right, you're a 10-year-old kid pretending to be a govt Operative.

Or a boilerroom of govt Operatives working the same screen name in shifts. That would explain your schizophrenia.

You probably wear Poopers, like a NASA astronot stalking astronots from a space orgy. Hence your PTSD hijack of this thread.

Or did govt employment make you go insane?

Inquiring minds really don't care.

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Thursday, May 21, 2009 11:07 AM

STORYMARK

Quote:
Originally posted by Hero:
Quote:
Originally posted by piratenews:
JFK's brain is still missing.

So is yours...

H

"Hero. I have come to respect you"- Chrisisall, 2009.

LOL. Well done.

What's extra great, beyond the pure comedy nature, is you can tell it got under PN's skin. So much that he had to reply again to the same message, more than a day later (with nothing better than to call you a child, no less).

Or, it wasn't a joke, he has no brain, and he didn't remember replying to it.

Either way, still funny.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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