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Originally posted by Geezer:


My wife once had an ass like that....now it's all blubber.

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I'd be banging stuff like that but my mother-in-law lives with us. Clinton was so lucky...and slimmey.

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Originally posted by Geezer:


It's a good thing my whores in the press don't report what a scumbag I am.

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The Secret Service might want to put a new threat on its watch list: the mad-as-hell mama of the 17-year-old Brazilian beauty ogled by President Obama and French leader Nicolas Sarkozy at the G8 summit last week.

"If I were there, I would have boxed their ears," said Lucia Rodrigues, 37. "They should be ashamed of themselves."

Patriarch Eduardo Tavares, after finally getting around to seeing the famous photo of his daughter from behind, quickly changed his tune from proud papa to furious father.

"My daughter is not a model and she is not a sex symbol," he told The Post. "That photograph has ruined my whole family."

At the Italy summit last week, daughter Mayara Rodrigues Tavares, her long locks flowing over her curvaceous frame, became the momentary focus of the leering leaders as she took her place for an official group photo.

Her father, a night watchman in their home city of Rio de Janeiro has been swamped with interview requests since the photo of his daughter in a little red dress was beamed around the world.

"She is dedicated to helping the poor, not to seducing world leaders," he ranted. "This is the wrong image of my daughter."

Her mom added, "She is really skinny and only ever wears pants. Mayara is timid and ashamed of her body. This was the first time in her life that she wore a dress, and it was borrowed from a friend in the shantytown because she doesn't own one."

The high school sophomore, who hails from one of Rio de Janeiro's slums known as favelas, had been picked by UNICEF to join the counterpart Junior 8 forum of teenagers because she stood out as a community volunteer. She shares a single room with her parents and two younger brothers and can't afford the bus fare to attend a good high school.

"Why are they looking at her like that? This is a girl who is articulate and intelligent and just wants to do the right thing," the father said. "Instead, they are forcing her into a negative light."

Her evangelical Christian parents said she was initially oblivious to the international uproar she inadvertently caused.

"She called us and she was very moved that she had met Obama and Lula [Brazil's president Luis Inacio Lula da Silva]. She didn't say anything about the looks she got," Mr. Tavares said.

And dad found some solace in the episode. "Thank God that [Italian playboy Prime Minister Silvio] Berlusconi was nowhere near her," he said.

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The parents of the young girl have responded to the Ogler-In-Chief's actions

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Originally posted by HKCavalier:
Stop the presses! Obama has a concrete step fetish!

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Originally posted by Skywalken:
The parents of the young girl have responded to the Ogler-In-Chief's actions

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Never mind that the video shows where the President's gaze actually fell--about two feet in front of the young woman's behind, where the other young woman was about to step. Stop the presses! Obama has a concrete step fetish! Did you see how he stared! Carry on.

HKCavalier

Hey, hey, hey, don't be mean. We don't have to be mean, because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
I mean, honestly, LOOK at that ass. What red-blooded American male WOULDN'T at least sneak a peek?

And hell, even Sarkozy is appreciative. Dude's married to a supermodel, and even he's thinking, "I'd tap that..."

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And yeah...that keister is definitely stare-worthy! I sure hope Obama can keep his smoking materials to himself...

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