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September 22, 2009
Fahx News
New York

President Obama was coming out of the UN building with his entourage onto 1st avenue, when Obama suddenly broke away to grab a knish from a local vendor. The President handed the man a five dollar bill, and not wanting the change, turned away and began walking. A police officer identified as Richard Lymangood, not recognizing Obama, who was wearing his sunglasses, thought he stealing from the vendor and shouted for the President to stop while simultaniously firing a taser at him from behind. Eye wittnesses stated that President Obama turned around after being hit with the taser, muttered "what?" and then quickly added, "ummm...OUCH!"
The startled officer promptly apologized and offered assistance, but the President showed no signs of pain, even though he had only a dress shirt on. On later questioning, Obama reportedly told reporters that the taser must have luckily been out of juice, yet immediate testing of the weapon showed it to be fully functional, and recently fired.
South Carolina Rep. Joe Wilson immediately called for Obama to be tested. "Kryptonians CANNOT by LAW be Presidents of this country!" he pointed out vehemently.

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
Did you get a new job, Chris?

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Originally posted by rue:
Maybe you could write for The Onion ?

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Originally posted by rue:
I LIKE it !

Maybe you could write for The Onion ?

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Originally posted by rue:
Maybe you could write for The Yes Men then !



http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/sep/22/climate-week-hoax-ne
w-york

A group of pranksters called the Yes Men, who first struck a few years ago with bogus copies of the New York Times proclaiming an end to the Iraq war, yesterday distributed phoney copies (only about 100,00 of them) of the New York Post, with headlines warning: "Global warming kills" and "World leaders slip on UN summit slope".



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Chris
Nah. If you peel back MY layers, all you find is mindless, directionless anti-authoritarian babble.

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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
You have layers?

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Or you mean you just live in NY?

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Also Still a student?

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I thought you were like 40.

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Oh, must be the weed.

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Originally posted by rue:
"Or you mean you just live in NY?"

Posted like an up-stater.

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Chris
Nah. If you peel back MY layers, all you find is mindless, directionless anti-authoritarian babble.

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You have layers? Or you mean you just live in NY? Also Still a student? I thought you were like 40. Oh, must be the weed.

max snark density.

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Originally posted by Kwicko:

Or did you mean he went back to school at his age just to score good weed?

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Originally posted by AnthonyT:
Hello Chris,

You have layers, but not like an Onion.

More like a Parfait.

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Originally posted by AnthonyT:
we either elect a monkey, or let Obama serve.

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Originally posted by AnthonyT:

Hmm... perhaps I should have said Llama or something without any unfortunate (and unintentional) connotations.

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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
dolly llama, a peruvian cloning experiment

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