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Swine & Bovine Flu, Obesity & Juvenile Diabetes eradicated!
Friday, October 23, 2009 4:17 PM
CHRISISALL
Quote:Washington Post July 14, 2022 In a bold move last year, President Sasha Obama outlawed beef and pork in United States borders in response to the massive worldwide mad pig & cow deaths of 2019, reversing her predecessor's more liberal policy. Former President Limbaugh was quoted this morning on PBSNN: "Every God-fearing American has the God-given and Constitutionally protected right to consume animals, kill animals, and pump hormones into animals. This health move is ludicrous; we all die at some point anyway, can we not enjoy the loins of our animal fruit without ConservaNazis controlling our calories?" The CDC in Atlanta reports that obesity & juvenile diabetes have been in severe decline, as well as incidences of the swine & bovine flu that decimated thousands in late 2018. David Bowman of the Vancouver Institute of American Influenza Studies: "We honestly don't understand the connection, however, it seem there is a correlation between overprocessed animal tissue consumption and common viral infection." Firefly (*Early 21st Century cult television show) Popular Culture Historian & Legal defense lawyer for President Limbaugh, "Hero", a longtime meat-eater and master griller himself, was quoted as responding to this story as: "Duh. Where's my strawberry, granpa? Gimme that rosemary- I'll be in my bunk. Phasers on stun."
Friday, October 23, 2009 4:35 PM
Friday, October 23, 2009 6:01 PM
FREMDFIRMA
Friday, October 23, 2009 6:04 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Fremdfirma: Aww man - but what about my Cloneburger and McNugget Tree ?! -F
Friday, October 23, 2009 7:57 PM
Quote:Originally posted by chrisisall: Taco Bell won the franchise war, didn't you get the memo?
Saturday, October 24, 2009 3:59 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Fremdfirma: I'll show em a side order of fries...
Saturday, October 24, 2009 11:50 AM
Saturday, October 24, 2009 2:11 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Fremdfirma: Was thinkin rainbow pastels - a little something for everyone, yanno ?
Sunday, October 25, 2009 2:58 AM
KWICKO
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)
Sunday, October 25, 2009 3:19 AM
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