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The crash knocked Tiger Woods, 33, unconscious for about six minutes,
according to a call report compiled by the Orange County Sheriff’s Office and obtained by the
Orlando Sentinel. Bruhn said the golfer faded in and out of consciousness.

RUT-ROH, according to TMZ the injuries that Tiger Woods sustained to were not caused by the car accident,
but by his wife Elin Nordegren.

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My wife's theory-- he and wife got in a *BI*G* fight about the tabloid story that had him dating another blonde at the Australia Open. He got so mad he left the house. She chased him down the driveway, armed with his golf club. I think maybe she clobbered the windows before the crash.

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Advert in todays Wall Street Journal

Tiger took my advice. But too late for his dumb wife.

Tiger Woods Declares Crash 'a Private Matter;' Lawyer Says He Won't Talk With Cops
www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/tiger-woods-declares-crash-private-ma
tter-cancels-meeting/story?id=9199686

Here's the 911 call, some rich guy peeing himself:
www.abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=9201680
www.wftv.com/video/21753991/index.html



Note how the fire hydrant has no water connected to it. This is very common, with many buildings burned to the ground when firemen get no water from the hydrant.
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/tiger_woods_crash_scene


FHP wants a search warrant for Tiger's medical records and security video

ANY use of prescription drugs results in conviction for felony DUI. And driving without shoes is a "civil crime" in Florida.
www.tmz.com/2009/11/30/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-crash-cops-search-wa
rrant/

His wife made the fatal mistake of talking to cops with a fake alibi, which is felony obstruction of justice. That's what sent Martha Stewart to prison.
One big piece of evidence showing probable cause ... sources tell us Tiger's wife, Elin Nordegren told FHP troopers she went looking for Tiger in a golf cart, came upon the accident and then used a golf club to break the window to gain entry. That's a very different story from what she first told Windemere cops shortly after the accident -- she never mentioned a golf cart. Nordegren told Windemere police she had walked out of her house, saw the crash, went back inside to get a golf club and returned to the vehicle.
www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-crash-suv-cops-story
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During the phone conversation on Friday, Tiger told his friend, "I have to run to Zales to get a 'Kobe Special.'" The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a "Kobe Special" was. The reply -- "A house on a finger." During the conversation, Tiger said his wife had "gone ghetto" on him.
www.tmz.com/2009/11/29/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-kobe-bryant-rachel-u
chitel-zales-ring/

The Windemere Police Department says Tiger's wife went outside, saw that her husband had struck a fire hydrant and a tree, and then went back inside the house for a golf club to use to try and extricate him from the vehicle. But we've learned Nordegren told a very different story to the Florida Highway Patrol, and it does not involve going back in the house for a club. Our sources will not allow us to be more specific. And we've learned there was no blood found on the steering wheel of Tiger's SUV -- putting into serious doubt that Tiger sustained his injuries from the crash.
www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-crash-suv-cops-story
-florida-highway-patrol/

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident. e're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club. We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.
www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-l
acerations/

Tiger's ho hires kosher lawyer Gloria Alred to sell her story to the tabloid networks

Tiger Woods Won't Show for Golf Tourney
www.tmz.com/2009/11/30/tiger-woods-wont-show-for-golf-tourney-tourname
nt-chevron-world-challenge/


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But his wife was dumb enough to open her big mouth, now she can easily get convicted for felony obstruction of justice for lying to cops. Probable cause exists for a judge to order a search warrant of Tiger's security video, which if he's smart will discover it "malfunctioned". The video will show her chasing Tiger out of the house with a golf club, which is felony aggrevated assault.

But his wife's false statement also gave PC for a search warrant of Tiger's medical records at the hospital that night. If ANY pain meds show up on the lab tests, that all the proof required to convict him of felony DUI, with mandatory jail. His idiot wife handed the prescription pain meds to police after the crash. Though he might win a trial with the defense of "necessity" to flee a homicidal spouse by driving while high on drugs, though prosecutors would rebut that saying he could easily have run away from her on foot.

All depends on how asshole the prosecutors are.


www.piratenews.org/theprohibitiontimes.html

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And no one is more wrong than PN, so Tiger should be fine.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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By the way, the police found no evidence of any giant crime ring or conspiracy, and wrote Tiger a $164 ticket and put four points on his license, and called the incident done.

Really, PN, did you expect something other than that to happen? I mean, if Tiger Woods is really that high up in the nazi-jew-british-knight-moloch heirarchy, you didn't think they'd slip up on something this simple, did you?

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The $160 traffic ticket is civil not criminal in FL. His lawyer could fight it, and perhaps win on a "technicality". But that's not smart since the prosecution gets full discovery as allowed in all civil cases, which means Tiger would be forced to testify as required in all civil cases. No constitutional rights allowed in civil cases. So pay the ticket ASAP, pay for the fire hydrant, pay the neighbor for digging up the grass. He's a billionaire, he can afford it. Lawyers call this a "win" for Tiger.

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Florida Statutes Title XXIII 318.14 Noncriminal traffic infractions; exception; procedures

(1) Except as provided in ss. 318.17 and 320.07(3)(c), any person cited for a violation of chapter 316, s. 320.0605, s. 320.07(3)(a) or (b), s. 322.065, s. 322.15(1), s. 322.16(2) or (3), s. 322.161(5), s. 322.19, or s. 1006.66(3) is charged with a noncriminal infraction and must be cited for such an infraction and cited to appear before an official.

Florida Statutes Title XXIII 318.17 318.17 Offenses excepted.--No provision of this chapter is available to a person who is charged with any of the following offenses:

(1) Fleeing or attempting to elude a police officer, in violation of s. 316.1935;

(2) Leaving the scene of a crash, in violation of ss. 316.027 and 316.061;

(3) Driving, or being in actual physical control of, any vehicle while under the influence of alcoholic beverages, any chemical substance set forth in s. 877.111, or any substance controlled under chapter 893, in violation of s. 316.193, or driving with an unlawful blood-alcohol level;

(4) Reckless driving, in violation of s. 316.192;

(5) Making false crash reports, in violation of s. 316.067;

(6) Willfully failing or refusing to comply with any lawful order or direction of any police officer or member of the fire department, in violation of s. 316.072(3);

(7) Obstructing an officer, in violation of s. 316.545(1); or

(8) Any other offense in chapter 316 which is classified as a criminal violation.

http://www.leg.state.fl.us/STATUTES/

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If he'd been stupid like Paris Hilton he would've volunteered to talk to police (that's called a "confession" in legal jargon). Not only would he have been arrested for DUI by drugs, his only defense was "necessity" which required him to testify against his wife for aggrevated assault. His wife was facing a long jail sentence, he was facing at least 2 days jail. Filing a false statement and obstruction of justice (lying to cops) are also criminal acts subject to immediate arrest.

OJ Simpson's kosher lawyer Robert Shapiro was asked what Tiger should do. His answer, "If the client talks, I walk." No way to defend a client and win, when a client volunteers to be the prosecution's star witness.

Tiger's mistress (or madam) was smart, and denied all allegations by the National Enquirer. She may sue for defamation, which explains one reason why she hired kosher lawyer Gloria Allred. But she made many "admissions" that could be used to arrest her for prostitution... which is why Shapiro tells all clients to STFU.

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Rachel Uchitel: The night I met Tiger Woods & my life spun out of control

'THIS is ridiculous. Not a word of it is true," Rachel Uchitel told The Post. "I told the Enquirer and Star that it wasn't true. I told them not only did I have information to disprove the story, but I offered to take a lie-detector test.

"It's the most ridiculous story. It's like they are asking me to comment if there are aliens on Earth. I found out who their sources were [Uchitel says she understands there were two sources to the story], which girls were blabbing.

"It's just dumb stuff. I was happy to answer any of their [the National Enquirer's] questions, but they didn't want to listen to me when I denied it. I look like a home wrecker and an a- -hole.

"And its horrible to Tiger's family. His wife must feel horrible. The worst part of it, it's not true.

"That's a horrible thing to read: 'Tiger's telling Rachel he loves her.' It's just so dumb.

"[The source of the story] is not even a friend of mine. I've met her twice in my life. I've got some really horrible things that I can say about her and her past. I am toying around if I should go after her, because she's not a credible source.
"This girl was never around me for any of the time she was saying she was. If I was having some big, lurid affair, I would not tell this girl. It's just ridiculous.

"She got paid money to sell a story to the National Enquirer. I heard she got $25,000 and another girl got $25,000. The other magazines heard about it, but they turned it down because there was no hard evidence.

"She had a personal reason to make this up. She got herself invited on a trip that I went on [to Europe]. She conducted herself in a manner that was so embarrassing that the trip ended after a day. It was a total nightmare. I saw her again last week in Vegas. I was embarrassed by her behavior. She fell down the stairs at the restaurant because she was so wasted. She's a train wreck.

"I don't want people like that around me. In my business, I am around celebrities and very rich people all the time. People look into it badly. People say all the time: 'Rachel only hangs out with celebrities and rich people.' It's my job. I work in the nightclub industry. those are the people that come there, and the clients are my job.

"I've always been the director of VIP services, that's my job -- to know these people, to have a relationship with them, to hang out with them. It doesn't mean I am having sex with them or an affair with them. These are people I hang out with and become friends with.

'BUT Tiger and I are not friends. That's a whole different ballgame. I've only met him twice. He came in to The Griffin [the Meatpacking District nightclub where she worked as a VIP hostess] in the summer. As usual in my job, I got a call from a promoter that he's coming in. I went outside and brought him and his entire group in, walked them upstairs, introduced him to his waitress.

"I may have asked him if he needed anything. I hung out at the door to make sure they were OK, and when they were ready to leave, I walked them downstairs to the car. That's my job. Then I heard rumors I was making out with him at Griffin, that I had brought him in to Griffin.

"I had never spoken to him before that. I had met him once in my entire life before that, for two seconds at a bar through a mutual friend who just introduced me. Period. He was shy and quiet and sitting with someone else. It had nothing to do with me.

"[One of the two sources] overheard a conversation where, again as part of my job -- and I'm not working in the nightclub industry anymore -- but all the time, I still get calls from people asking me to get them tables here or there . . . "

"I got a random phone call from somebody who needed to set up a bachelor party in Vegas. He said, 'Tiger Woods was going to be with us, can you set us up?' I said sure.

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I had no contact with Tiger Woods, nothing to do with Tiger Woods, but when you handle a situation like that, you are very careful as to how you place them and what happens. So before I took off -- literally from the airport -- I'm literally spending all my time texting with my contact in Vegas.

WHEN asked about what her connection with one of the sources is and what happened on the vacation, Uchitel said: "She was just a roommate of a friend who got invited at the last minute. This guy at the hotel gave her 3,000 euros to go upstairs with him, and then basically got the money back because two minutes into whatever they were doing, she passed out from too many Quaaludes.

"The guy came downstairs and was like, 'Rachel I don't know you, but you brought hookers here, and they are not even like hookers? This girl passed out on my bed, it was like gross. Like, who are these people?'

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"And I was like, 'Oh, my God, I am so embarrassed, I am so sorry.' The whole thing got really weird.

"She's just a total train wreck, this girl, and decided because she heard me say Tiger's name a bunch and her and her wicked little friend are looking for a story . . . I think they probably misinterpreted because they are on so many drugs and just stupid. When I was arguing four hours on the phone about Tiger, they probably thought, 'Oh, Rachel knows Tiger.'

"[One of the sources] is just looking for a payday because she is a f- - -ing hooker and wants money. She just got a little smart for once and put some things together she could use for a story.

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"It doesn't look good because of stories in the past about me and other celebrities, and everybody thinks I'm just a celebrity f - - -er. Well the truth is, I live alone, I don't have a boyfriend, and I have my gay best friend staying over most nights. I'm a recluse. I don't go out, I stay home with my dogs and friends.

It's the same story as the one with ["Bones" star] David Boreanaz a month ago. It was really embarrassing for me that they [the Enquirer] spent the last two weeks calling everyone in New York about me and Tiger and that spread like wildfire.

"I have never spoken on the phone with Tiger Woods, or texted him, ever. I get this stuff all the time. I see celebrities all the time. I was just in Vegas for a week, having dinner with celebrities. I hear this all the time. I don't want to comment on the David Boreanaz stuff. That one is a different ballgame than the Tiger Woods thing.

www.nypost.com/p/news/national/the_night_that_my_life_spun_o5oYvhdiiYI
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David Boreanaz... NOT HELPING.

Note that "VIP rooms" in clubs are basically whore houses. She's the VIP room "director". Basically a pimp. Pimps don't like their hookers drunk and doped so bad they can't have sex, as she admits happened in this case.

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Police Bust Brothel Bus--Pimp & Hoes Arrested Aboard Mobile Whorehouse

While on board, the officers were told of the various services available and the prices: $10 for a stand-up dance, $20 for a lap dance, and $125 to get into the VIP room separated by a curtain in the back of the bus.

Redding told the officers that for $125, "You'll get your money worth," according to the report.

The officers each paid $125 to get into the VIP area, where one of them made a deal with Daniels for sex for $100, the report said.

Morteh agreed to give another officer oral sex for $100, the report said.

The third officer also arranged to pay $100 for a sex act.

After the deals were struck, the officers identified themselves and made the arrests. No other customers were on the bus, police said.

www.lipstickalley.com/f50/police-bust-brothel-bus-pimp-hoes-arrested-a
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The Viper Room brothel in land of Oz
www.theviperroom.com.au/index.cfm/page/services

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Why you tryin' to be Gossip Girl here PN?
Why do you care about Tiger Wood's personal life?
Why do you get your jollies off seeing other people hurt or destroyed?
What do you get out of this Tiger situation?

Hate to break it to ya, but the world loves and respects Tiger Woods, and this incident will fade away soon enough. And out of respect for the man, and what the man has done for the sport of golf, and for what he's done in his enormous charitable efforts, no one will care about this or bring it up to him in the future when he returns to the Tour.

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According to the news corporations, this is the #1 biggest "news" (diversion) story in USA and worldwide, since "Tiger" is allegedly the richest athlete on planet Earth. People only respect money due to their own greed, even when that money is stolen from them at gunpoint by monarchs and Mafia.

Only sheep give a damn about an overpaid golfer.

Smart people see celebrity news as a rare opportunity to see inside the dark void of the "justice system", getting great legal tips without having to pay a lawyer your first born.

The intelligent way to look at celebrity legal cases is like a serious amateur athlete looks at a pro game -- analyze and identify the plays in the playbook, don't just blindly root and hollar for "your team" while drunk. I'm talking about being a law student, with the courtroom as the sports stadium, except its mortal combat not a "game".

Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods is HATED by other golfers, who know he's a manufactured product of Pentagon MKULTRA mind control. I was told this by a pro golfer while we were at an aircraft factory in Oregon hand-building our own personal jet aircraft. Baby Tiger's colonel Green Beret Special Forces Vietnam baby-killer daddy hired a military drill instructor to scream at him while putting and swinging. "Tiger's" parents ancestry is from [Communist] China and [Communist] Thailand, home of Manchurian Candidates, so "Tiger" is only 1/4 black. "Tiger" is a Buddhist who "studied" with monks at monestaries in [Communist] Asia. Since his mommy is a Thai citizen, "Tiger" is a citizen of Communist Thailand. "Tiger" is named for a South Vietnamese army officer who assassinted 50,000 South Vietnamese government employees who opposed the Communists of the New World Order (Phoenix Program).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Woods

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UPDATE: Tiger Woods, Professional Athletes and MK Ultra (quoting FFF)
http://deadmanmusings.blogspot.com/2009/12/tiger-woods-professional-at
hletes-and.html

The pro golfer said the drill instructor would "throw things" at THAIger while he was putting. Drill instructors routinely hit recruits, and push them hard enough to kill entire groups in "training accidents". 100% mind control to turn ordinary adults into pro assassins.

This smells like a controlled demolition of THAIger Woods, as a diversionary tactic by the banksters trying to pass their UN global warming fart tax at frozen Hopenhagen, and Obama's insurance bailout in Congress. Cathy O'Brien says MKULTRA Project Monarch sexslaves are routinely sacrificed at age 30, because they start regaining their memories and shattered personalities, and are just plain worn out.

MiKul Jackson was kept in a coma until his doctor murdered him "by accident" to steal his billion-dollar fortune.
http://fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=18&t=38893

THAIger has a billion-dollar fortune too.

THAIger's doctor investigated for steroids and blood doping, injects himself 5x a day
www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1GGLS_enUS346US346&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-
8&q=tiger+woods+doctor+steroids

Part 3 -- 9 mistresses, THAIger OD's on Ambien, wife moves out, mom-in-law has heart attack
http://fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=18&t=41100

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"Tiger" first played golf at age 3 on the Bob Hope TV Show. Bob Hope is a notorious MKULTRA programmer and pedophile CIA sexslave handler. Homosexual rape is required by MKULTRA as torture to create multiple personalities, often on military bases, as proven in the Franklin Coverup.

Cathy O'Brien (aka River Tam) has always said this, that many pro athletes and star performers are manufactured with multiple personalities by torture and brainwashing, for the profit of their CIA/DIA handlers, especially in dope transport. Golf courses are often owned by dope kingpins, and small dope dealers use golf trips as an alibi if stopped by police.

Google search: "Tiger Woods mind control" = Results 309,000
www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1GGLS_enUS346US346&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-
8&q=tiger+woods+mind+control

Covert Mind Control Experts Reveal Underground, Underhanded Golf Psychology Tactics
www.BlackOpsGolfer.com

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youtube.com/watch?v=OQIggqiMcug
www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/REMOTE-CONTROL-GOLF-BALL-689280.html

Some questions arise after Wood’s car crash. Why does a guy who earns 100 million a year live in a 2 million dollar house, it’s a nice house, but nothing special. That would be like a guy who earns 100 thousand living in a 2 thousand dollar house.Where is his money going to ? Is his wife his new handler since his Dad died?

Is he really the world’s greatest golfer or is he a money making machine, exposing golf to a world wide non-white audience? Do they allow him to win through trickery such as electomagnets under the greens?

Read how his dad trained him and you might think twice – what cinched it for me was seeing a tape of Tiger as a toddler being presented as a golf prodigy on the old Mike Douglas show by none other than Illuminati handler BOB HOPE!

http://dangenbrack.wordpress.com/2009/11/29/tiger-woods-mk-ultra-victi
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Here's our local sheriff "James B. Wrong", who's previous (and current) job is owning the local golf course:

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“I’ll burn your house down, set your dog on fire and there won’t be a member of your family left, do you understand me? I won’t hire it done, I will do it myself! Do you understand me?”
-Deals Gap Blount County sheriff James Berrong, United States Court of Appeals, Sixth Circuit, Nuchols v. Berrong, No. 04-5645, July 11, 2005
www.ca6.uscourts.gov/opinions.pdf/05a0586n-06.pdf

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Sheriff Berrong was never arrested is still the sheriff, after threatening to murder his secretary. FBI said in the newspaper that billions of dollars in cocaine pass through Blount County every year. Blount County also named a highway after a convicted hit-and-run killer, who was Tennessee's crack cocaine kingpin according to TN state legislators. The killer's pot-dealing son plays golf with a pro coach doper "friend" of mine (CIA grad of American University in DC whose parents had a 40-acre pot farm), transporting pot on golf trips through police checkpoints.
www.piratenews.org/koella.html

Abused husband "Tiger" missed his golf tournament this week due to "crash" injuries. Getting beating to a bloody pulp by your skinny wife disturbed his MKULTRA calm. This tournament was for the "Tiger Woods Foundation", which is the tax scam his handlers use to avoid payment of income taxes on $1-billion. His handlers also own a "palace" in bankrupt Dubai, useful for raping CIA sexslaves.

So no, I don't respect anything "Tiger" does.


Communist Indonesian mass murderer dope kingpin with Communist Thai citizen



"Behind every great fortune is a great crime."
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I do not in any way disparage the career choice of strippers and prostitutes, without whom Western Civilization would collapse, beginning with professional sports.

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PN: "Only sheep give a damn about an overpaid golfer."

PN, can you say BAAAAA ?

Oh, and you KNOW what happens to lonely sheep out there in the meadow ... right ?


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I agree, the Tigger-is-a-manho story is not news. The only purpose of Tigger Tales is a diversionary tactic by the NWO banksters to loot trillions more money.

Unfortunately for Tigger, the Climategate emails must be covered up at any cost. Not a peep about it on network TeeVee. Nothing about citizens going to grand juries to seek arrest of Hussein Obama Soetoro. Nothing about Obama's massive heroin crop in Afghanistan. Nothing about antiwar protests. Nothing about MKULTRA assassin-patsies for Operation Northwoods. Unconstitutional laws enforced millionso f times every day by criminal police state death squads for Gangsta Gubmit. These are the REAL news stories, that you'll only read about on FFF.

Tigger's just gonna have to take a hit for the NWO team. He shall be financially rewarded for his faithful service.

To be fair to Tigger's Hoes, his mother was probably a prostitute for the Thai mafia and/or Thai/Commie intel agencies, common for G.I.s bringing their alien skank brides back to USA. So of course he's gonna bang hoes every chance he gets. Just like sukkin momma's teet.

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"Hey. It's , uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um. Can you please take your name off my phone? My wife went through my phone and may uh, may be calling you. If you can, take your name off that, and if you can just have it has a number on the voicemail. Just have it as your number. Do me a huge favor. Okay?"
-Tiger Woods' voicemail to Jaime Grubbs

audio: www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/abraham/detail?entry_id=52729

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Jaime Grubbs loves Tigger's Tool too
www.poptower.com/tool-academy/jaimee-grubbs.htm


www.myspace.com/kalikamoquin

Skanky ho kept all the messages from her fav billionaire, to cash out now. Who'd a thunk it?

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The golfer's praise of Elin, 29, also seemed to belie the grumpy grousing he made about his marriage bed, complaining that "once you get married, the sex stops," according to sources.

"He said his sex life with his wife was miserable. He said the old adage is true -- once you get married, the sex stops. Tiger said the sex with Elin just dried up," a source close to one of his alleged gal pals told The Post.

For the first time yesterday, it was revealed just how steamed Elin was over Tiger's sexcapades -- she left an angry phone message with one of the golfer's birdies.

"You know who this is because you are fucking my husband!" TMZ quoted Nordegren saying in a voice mail allegedly left with toothy brunette reality-show contestant Jaimee Grubbs, who brags she had more than 20 sex romps with Woods.

Grubbs, 24, an LA cocktail waitress who appeared on VH1's "Tool Academy," says she met Woods at a Vegas nightclub in April 2007 when the two began carrying on an affair -- two months before Nordegren gave birth to the couple's first child.
Grubbs also worked as a receptionist as a medical-marijuana store in Los Angeles -- but quit suddenly last week, telling bosses she was spooked by a voicemail confrontation she had with Woods' wife.

Last night, TMZ.com reported that Uchitel -- who this week insisted to The Post that she never had an affair with Tiger -- is ready to say today that she lied to protect the golfer. The Web site also reported it was texts from Uchitel, not Grubbs, that triggered last week's fight between Tiger and Elin.

Uchitel has scheduled a news conference today in LA, according to her high-profile attorney, Gloria Allred.

Chuck Norris: If you aren't cheating, you are just cheating yourself. Sucks to get caught, though.

Bruce the Shark: How hot must Jasper Parnevik's wife be if she allows the hubby to hire Nordegren as their nanny? Although, maybe the wife and Nordegren were doing each other? I am married and i am having fantastic sex. It just isn't with my wife. You know, the question remains that should you talk to your wife after having sex? And the answer is Of Course, yes- if there is a cell phone handy...

www.nypost.com/p/news/national/tiger_yep_ruDdFG3ToaB4u9oEuycYoM#ixzz0Y
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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

What did Tiger Woods' wife do with the leftover turkey after he ruined Thanksgiving dinner? She made him a club sandwich.

If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with fake breasts, it’s time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair.

Thaiger Woody.


"It was facial lacerations that can obviously look very bad." -Mayor Gary Bruhn, Windermer FL
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Guess who's the $80-million prostitute?

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Elin Woods prenup: An alleged $80 million benefit for staying with Tiger Woods

Elin Woods may have hit a bankroll in the wake of the Tiger Woods scandal. Various media outlets have reported that Tiger Woods and Elin Woods' prenuptial agreement has been amended in light of current "transgressions" becoming public. What's does Mrs. Tiger Woods stand to gain? Rumor has it that Elin Woods has been offered a financial package worth $80 million for sticking around with Tiger Woods.

The adjusted prenuptial is a sweet deal for both parties involved. Elin Woods had to deal with having her husband's alleged mistresses flaunting the affairs in her face, a media circus, and embarrassment over the last weeks events. Tiger Woods faced a lot more bad press if his wife left him and told her side of the story.

Originally, Elin Woods would receive $20 million after 10 years of marriage. The adjusted Elin Woods prenuptial reportedly adds $55 million to that sum, shortens the length of time the couple must be together from 10 years to 7 years, and gives Mrs. Woods an immediate $5 million payout.

There's a catch. Elin Woods has to remain a dutiful wife and must appear with Tiger Woods at social events and act as if nothing is wrong. In addition, she must sign a nondisclosure agreement and agree to never tell her story.

Chances are, Jaimee Grubbs didn't even get very much money for selling the Tiger Woods voicemail and Tiger Woods sext messages. There are rumors circulating that Rachel Uchitel received a $1 million payout to keep quiet about the alleged affair. Whether or not the rumor is true hasn't been confirmed.

www.examiner.com/x-29916-Davidson-County-Headlines-Examiner~y2009m12d4
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Pretty good pay for a nanny guilty of assault with a golf club.

As for THAIger, he appears to be a manufactured mindcontroled money machine of the NWO. Just like murdered Michael Jackson, who told friends his daddy oiled him up naked before beating and raping him, and was "deathly afraid" of his mystery advisor who threatened to kill people, and had zero control of his finances... just like THAIger:

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"He would make you strip nude first. He would oil you down. It would be a whole ritual. He would oil you down so when the flip of the ironing cord hit you. It was just like dying. You had whips all over your face, your back, everywhere."
-Michale Jackson talking with Rabbi Shmuley Boteach
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The once-pristine image of golf superstar Tiger Woods took more blows Thursday after disclosures that neighbors found him lying shoeless and snoring on his Isleworth street after he plowed his SUV into a fire hydrant and tree.

Tiger Woods' mother and a woman the neighbors thought to be his mother-in-law came out of the golfer's house at some point after the accident.

www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-tiger-woods-crash-2
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www.prescriptionaddictionradio.com/blog/post/2009/11/From-the-1129-Sho
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ANY medication, prescription sleeping pills or OTC like Benadryl, results in automatic DUI arrest and conviction for Little Sheeple, with or without crashing.

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Tiger Woods Offered Mistress Jaimee Grubbs A Job As Prostitute

Rachel Uchitel, the first woman publicly named as Tiger Woods' mistress, told friends that she did drugs with the golfing legend before they had sex, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.

In yet another bombshell revelation, Tiger Woods offered his mistress, Jaimee Grubbs, a job and a free place to live in Las Vegas, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Jamiee Grubbs worked for a medical marijuana facility.

Rachel Uchitel reportedley told one friend she liked to have sex with Tiger while on the drug Ambien. Saying, 'You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex.'"

Ambien is a sedative used to aid in sleep deprivation. Uchitel reportedly told many of her friends about her "ambien sex" with Tiger Woods claiming that Woods also took the ambien.

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Ambien is like getting hit by a truck, and is what Congressman Joe P Kennedy was sleepdriving on when he crashed at DC and was arrested for DUI. He claimed diplomatic immunity while driving to work, except it was 3am, so he spent the next 30 days in a loonybin.
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Originally posted by Kwicko:

But as usual, PN, your thread title and the article you link as your only source have absolutely nothing to do with each other.

I saw no mention of any "gay sex scandal" anywhere in your article.

More of PN's usual wonderful research and fact-checking...

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Hey moron, I didn't start this thread.

Obviously reading is beyond your skill level.

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Originally posted by Wulfenstar:
PN: "Only sheep give a damn about an overpaid golfer."

You know... its hard to argue with that statement.

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If his face is shown on a commercial, people are going to see a conniving, scheming sex freak instead of a champion.

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If his face is shown on a commercial, people are going to see a conniving, scheming sex freak instead of a champion.

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You say "instead of". Why not "in addition to"? Can he not be both?

And what if people really just don't care? Isn't Newt Gingrich a serial cheater? It hasn't seemed to have hurt him overly much. Or are you saying he could never be a candidate for public office again?

I only care whom a person's screwing, if they happen to be screwing ME, or if they go around holding themselves up as "moral" individuals.

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Originally posted by rue:
"What makes golf, golf, is many other things besides a good score, including: friendship, comraderie, respect of the rules, sportsmanship, honor, respect of the traditions, respect of nature, and ultimately honesty."

As I understand it, it's also a (generally white) male-bonding business rite. In that regard, perhaps Tiger will fit in even better.

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Ambien is like getting hit by a truck

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Originally posted by rue:
But women are legally excluded. Even from Augusta.

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"What makes golf, golf, is many other things besides a good score, including: friendship, comraderie, respect of the rules, sportsmanship, honor, respect of the traditions, respect of nature, and ultimately honesty."

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Maybe if you're a big wuss it is. I've taken it. Didn't do a thing for me. Took it, went to bed about four hours later, slept six hours, went to work, worked all day, no ill feelings.

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Originally posted by dreamtrove:

Speaking of pictures, you forgot to post pictures of Tiger Woods' wife. That's what I check this thread for ;)

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Tiger Woods has been suspected of drinking and driving on the day he crashed his SUV Cadillac Escalade against a tree and a fire hydrant, the fabled crash that led to a hundred speculations and at least 10 mistresses. The suspicion was voiced by a trooper of the Florida Highway Patrol. He had also requested a subpoena, but that had been rejected by a state prosecutor on grounds of inadequate information. All the details of the crash had been mentioned in the subpoena request. The request was released on Monday by the State Attorney’s Office for Orange County.

The subpoena that the trooper wanted to issue was in the effect of summoning the golfer for a blood test. Besides that, it also requested that the golfer’s medical records be looked into, suspecting that there might be records of drug abuse. Joshua Evans, the trooper, was supposedly under the impression that Tiger Woods had had a generous intake of drugs like Ambien and Vicodin, besides drinking alcohol, before getting behind the wheels that day.

Another nail in the coffin came in the form of a witness who has not been identified. The witness told the troopers of the Florida Highway Patrol that Tiger Woods had been drinking before he began to drive. The same person had also told the troopers that the golfer often took Vicodin and Ambien, drugs which he was prescribed. The document, that contains all this information, also states that the witness was likely to be the same person who had pulled the golfer out of the car after the accident.

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RadarOnline.com has obtained a police document that, according to the web site, shows the agency is "actively pursuing into a possible domestic violence incident -- with a weapon -- between Tiger Woods and his wife."

UPDATE: An employee at the Florida Department of Children has confirmed to TMZ that the agency visited Woods' home on Friday for a "well-being check." According to the article, the visit was "a routine procedure," not part of an investigation.

EARLIER:

RadarOnline.com reports that the Florida Department of Children and Families visited Tiger Woods' home yesterday. According to the article, it is common for the agency to evaluate a home following suspected cases of domestic violence, and refusing to cooperate "can lead to severe repercussions by state law."

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Is it a 9-iron to the face that is keeping Tiger out of circulation?

It is being billed as the 'inside' story of the car crash that led to Tiger Woods' fall from grace.

The account, which is sweeping the internet, includes claims that Woods, 33, underwent plastic surgery to cover up the injuries sustained when his wife Elin allegedly struck him in the face with a 9-iron golf club after a row over text messages.

It claims the blow fractured Woods's cheekbone and almost knocked out his two front teeth, prompting the star to seek plastic surgery.

It also claims that the facial injuries are the real reason Woods has not been seen in public since the November 27 incident outside his Florida home.

According to the story published on Bisher's blog, Woods flew to Arizona for surgery and his absence from Florida was the reason police were unable to speak with him.

The account claims that Woods and his wife Elin argued after she found text messages from nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel.

It says: 'At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back, Elin hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9-iron.

'When she struck Tiger, she put a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), and virtually knocking two of his upper teeth out, and breaking the bone on the upper right side.

'Tiger ran scared as hell out of the house (which is why he had on no shoes) with Elin swinging the golf club throughout the hallway to the garage (i.e. causing the severe damage which has been reported).

'Tiger hopped in the Escalade [his car] and tried to leave; and as we know Elin knocked out the windows in the Escalade.

'When Tiger crashed, Elin panicked and was not sure what to tell the police (which is why there are two conflicting stories from her)'.

Bisher said the information about came from a colleague of the golf star's agent, Mark Steinberg.

However, one respected U.S. golf journalist said he believed the account was a hoax as Woods's agent Mark Steinberg was in California at the time of the incident.

But according to the Bisher's story Steinberg met Woods at the Florida hospital where he was treated for his injuries.

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The following is a legitimate message I received from a trustworthy journalist I have known for years. It’s the Tiger-Elin incident finally put into reliable form, and I send along for no purpose other than to present the picture in its clearest form.
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I have a Member who lives 10 houses down from Tiger in Isleworth. As we know Tiger’s agent is Mark Steinberg. My Member plays golf and is real good friends with another IMG Agent; who is very good friends with Steinberg and they share the same office. This information came from the other IMG Agent to my Member, and then to me today, and according to them is up to date as yesterday when my Member left Orlando.

On Thanksgiving Day, after he and Elin and the family had turkey dinner, he spent the rest of the afternoon on the couch watching football and texting Rachel. After each received and sent text message he would clear his message box to rid himself of the evidence. Sometime in between there, one of his Orlando buds called him to see if he wanted to get together at the Clubhouse to play poker with the guys, to which Tiger said yes. Tiger left the house around 7:30 to go play poker, and left behind his cell phone….and one message he had forgot to delete from Rachel.

When Tiger returned home around 11:30 -12 that night, Elin confronted him about the text message in the phone, and the started a heated discussion to its regards. According to what I was told, there was more “incriminating evidence” than just the text message (i.e. photos). Tiger tried to play it off to Elin by telling her she was reading too much in to it, and did not know the story, etc. Tiger went upstairs to change into his gym shorts and t – shirt, came back down, and Elin confronted him again; to which Tiger gave the same story. Tiger sat down in a chair in the living room, and Elin sat across from him urging Tiger to just come clean. Tiger stayed to his guns and denied everything. At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back, Elin hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9 – iron. When she struck Tiger, she put a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), and virtually knocking two of his upper teeth out, and breaking the bone on the upper right side. Tiger ran scared as hell out of the house (which is why he had on no shoes) with Elin swinging the golf club throughout the hallway to the garage (i.e. causing the severe damage which has been reported). Tiger hoped in the Escalade and tried to leave; and as we know Elin knocked out the windows in the Escalade. When Tiger crashed, Elin panicked and was not sure what to tell the police (which is why there are two conflicting stories from her). When this happened, Elin immediately called Mark Steinberg to tell him what happened, and Mark told Elin to tell him what hospital they were going to, and he would meet them there.

Tiger is transported to the hospital with Elin in the ambulance, and as they arrive Mark is there waiting for them. The people from the hospital and the doctors take Tiger in for X-Rays etc to check out the damage caused. The doctors tell Mark there is not much they can do to repair the teeth and the gash, but the doctor knows a cosmetic dentist and plastic surgeon in Phoenix who will make Tiger look as if nothing happened. Tiger tells Mark to get the jet ready and let’s head to Phoenix to get this done. Friday after Tiger is released from the hospital, he does not return home; he and Mark board the plane for Phoenix. If you remember FHP kept showing up at Isleworth to talk to Tiger, and was told by another FL attorney (who Tiger hired for PR reasons) Tiger was not ready to talk. Well now we know why, he was in Phoenix, and did not arrive back in Orlando until either late last Wednesday night or early Thursday morning. The surgeries were more intense than what they had originally planned, which meant Tiger was in PHX longer than he should have been. Upon arriving back in Orlando, Tiger and Elin have been in intense marriage counseling sessions (up to 6 to 7 hours a day) every day! Both Tiger and Elin have told the counselors they love each other, and want to make the marriage work. The reports you are reading on TMZ and RadarOnline are about 30% accurate at best according to Mark.

In regards to Tiger’s boat being in Palm Beach this week, along with Rachel; that part is true. However, Tiger is not on the boat, and is not in Palm Beach; and Rachel is not on the boat. Her parents live 6 blocks from where the boat is, but that is it. Tiger has not returned to his house at Isleworth since the day of the accident except for the therapy sessions. IMG has enlisted the assistance of one of its most recognized sports figures, and Tiger has taken up residence in his neighborhood, Bay Hill. IMG contacted Arnold Palmer because of the high regard in which Tiger holds Arnold. Arnold has agreed, and IMG has said if anyone can get through to Tiger, Arnold may be the only person who can, based on his public persona when he was at the height of his game as well. The moving trucks being shown on TMZ and RadarOnline are moving out pictures and furniture which was damaged during their Thanksgiving Day argument; not of her moving out. Yes, Elin has retained a divorce attorney, but has not filed any papers, and as of yesterday had no intention on doing so. Tiger has not made any public appearances or statements due to the surgery and plastic surgery he had in PHX. It will be about another month if not more before he gets in front of a camera. Yes, Tiger is hitting golf balls late at night at Bay Hill out of their teaching center (which is equipped with lights).

That is as up to date as I have……..

http://furmanbisher.wordpress.com/2009/12/26/updated-inside-story-on-t
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Who the hell cares who a golfer screws. Why this made front page news in Australia (or anywhere else) damned if I can figure it out.

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It's mind-control by the juice to distract you from the reality of a hostile takeover of USA by a gang of psycho terrorists calling itself the New World Order, for their global fascist dictatorship. Hollywood is even more powerful for brainwashing than the noose. That's Joss' big problem, and why he has to pick kosher stars to have any chance of approval.
www.jewwatch.com/jew-controlledpress-folder.html

How stoopid do you have to be to not see a Civil War on your front doorstep and in your own living room?

The critical subplots of the THAIger tale is a brief glimpse behind the curtain of MKULTRA and the law of DUI and domestic abuse.

Only fools care about the sex part of the story, and juice use that to lure the stoopid goy to their doom every day. CNN spent HOURS on THAIger's sex life today.

"A total population of 250-300 million people, a 95% decline from present levels, would be ideal."
-Ted Turner, founder of CNN News who was paid $3-billion salary tax-free in one day, Bilderberg Secret Society
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1070329053600562261

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