Ten Thoughts to Ponder by GinoBiffaroni

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Ten Thoughts to Ponder

POSTED BY: GINOBIFFARONI
UPDATED: Wednesday, January 6, 2010 19:51
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Wednesday, January 6, 2010 3:33 PM

Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2010:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in North America but we haven't got a clue where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration.

Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"

Either your with the terrorists, or ... your with the terrorists

Lets party like its 1939

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Wednesday, January 6, 2010 6:24 PM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Sex is like Pizza; when it's good, it's GREAT. But when it's bad...

... it's still pretty damn good.

Also,

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

SET a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and annoys the pig.

Most men have the same emotional range as a dog: if they can't eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.

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Wednesday, January 6, 2010 7:51 PM

CHRISISALL

Reality shows are the opiate of the masses.

The laughing Chrisisall

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