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Originally posted by Bytemite:
Is the dog ALSO a Nazi?

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Originally posted by RiverDancer:

And Dog was happy and wagged his tail. 
And Cat did not care one way or the other.

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Q: Is duane dog chapman , the bounty hunter jewish?
A: He is related to former rice owls catcher Danny Lahemann (not right but i you get it) n im pretty sure he's jewish.
http://www.mihav.com/en/forum/general-dog/is-duane-dog-chapman-the-bou
nty-1752/

Sephardic Jewish Surnames: Chapman, Chavez, Crook
http://boards.ancestry.com/topics.religious.jewish.sephardic/175/mb.as
hx

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http://www.lubbockonline.com/stories/031008/loc_255438962.shtml

Chapman was involved in the Sept. 15, 1976, homicide of alleged pimp and drug dealer Jerry Oliver in Pampa. Chapman, 23 at the time, and three others were charged with acting together to kill Oliver.

Court records indicate the quartet went to Oliver's house because they heard he had marijuana. But an argument broke out and Donald Wayne Kuykendall, wielding a sawed-off shotgun, shot Oliver.

Charlie Love retired from the Pampa Police Department in 2001 and currently works for the Roberts County Sheriff's Office. He was one of the first officers to arrive after Oliver was shot at his 1072 Prairie Drive home. Love took Oliver's dying statement as he lay bleeding inside the modest one-story home. Oliver gave Love names. Officers pieced together the rest.

The next day, officer Randy Stubblefield arrested Chapman. Stubblefield and another officer, Preston Bailey, waited in the alley behind Chapman's home at 501 Roberta St. as two officers approached the front door. Chapman barreled out the back door and Stubblefield tackled him.

The other suspects, Ruben Garza, Cheryl Fisher and Kuykendall, were arrested the same day.

During the trial, Kuykendall testified the shooting was accidental and occurred while he and Oliver struggled.

Judge Grainger McIlhaney handed Kuykendall a 10-year sentence. Garza was given a 10-year probated sentence. Fisher pleaded guilty and was a witness for the state. She received eight years probation.

Chapman, who had two previous convictions, was sentenced to five years in prison. He began serving his time on Aug. 18, 1977 and was paroled Jan. 31, 1979. His parole was terminated on December 20, 1980. (less than 2 years in jail).

"I was an accessory to a murder. I was in a motorcycle gang and one of my brothers in the gang went in the house and there was a shooting, came back out. And in the early ‘70 in Texas, there was no accessory before, during or after. There wasn’t back then. So all of us there went to prison for the same thing.”
-Dog the Bounty Hunter, CNN Larry King, December 3, 2006
http://edition.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0612/03/lkl.01.html

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Somehow I think subjugation isn't the right word here, unless you're applyin it in the other direction....

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So wear a Super Mullet, get married 5 times, have 12 kids, join a biker gang, get arrested 18 times for arme3d robbery, kill somebody in murder-for-hire, get arrested and convicted for conspiracy to murder, get buttraped in prison, get your own kid sent to prison, BE A JEW, and you too will get your own white-trash TV show impersonating a police officer with a badge, get paid $1.5-million by CIA's National Enquirer to say the word "nigger".

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Originally posted by Bytemite:
Is the dog ALSO a Nazi?

It makes sense. The animals are taking over after 10,000 years of abuse and subjugation at the hands of human kind.

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Originally posted by Bytemite:
Man, that's nothing. This one time, I saw this guy with a waist length wavy blonde perm mullet to put the shining glory of a super model's hair to shame. Dressed. In a BLUE DENIM LEISURE SUIT.

There was like a choir of angels and I swear I saw God. I wanted to get a picture, or, or TOUCH the mullet or something, such was its state of perfection. My theory is that it was really a unicorn in disguise.

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Originally posted by Niki2:
Hee, hee, hee; River, I posted that one here looong ago, only it ended "and cat didn't give a shit" I think (unless I cleaned it up for here). Bears repeating regularly!

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lol, it's been in my files since I copied it off this site years ago; I was sure the post would disappear, and it amused me so I wanted to keep it. The anal English major in me was forced to edit it a little, just for conciseness and such, but aside from that, my post now probably differs very little from your post then.

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Originally posted by Fremdfirma:

that one left me cleanin coffee off the monitor
-F

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