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Windows Vista 2.D0H

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Saturday, May 22, 2010 6:33 AM

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

I just bought a new laptop with Windows 7. It won't allow upload of any new software. Won't allow viewing of directory trees in Windows Explorer.

Do I:

1. Kill it with an axe?

2. Burn it with gasoline?

3. Throw it from a moving train?

4. Upgrade to Windows XP?

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Saturday, May 22, 2010 6:38 AM

ANTHONYT

Freedom is Important because People are Important

Hello,

My experience with the software does not match your own. However, I am always happy to make fun of Microsoft. ;-)

--Anthony

"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner

"You can lose a quark you don't girth." -Dreamtrove's words to live by, translated by Ipad

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Saturday, May 22, 2010 6:43 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

When trying to install any software, W7 says: "You do not have Administrator rights."

I AM the Administrator. I'm logged in as Administrator, there is no one else using that computer.

Windows Explorer will not allow going back "up" a directory.

CD rips all go into a single Album, from multiple CDs from multiple bands.

These are just the problems I've found in the first 1 hour.

Too many geeks spoiled the puter.

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Saturday, May 22, 2010 8:44 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Quote:
Originally posted by piratenews:
I just bought a new laptop with Windows 7. It won't allow upload of any new software. Won't allow viewing of directory trees in Windows Explorer.

Do I:

1. Kill it with an axe?

2. Burn it with gasoline?

3. Throw it from a moving train?

4. Upgrade to Windows XP?

5. Blame it on the Jews?

Hey, why mess with tradition? You've got a perfect track record; don't spoil it now.

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Saturday, May 22, 2010 9:34 AM

FREMDFIRMA

*can't resist*

"shall we hit it with an axe ?
maybe fill the drive with tacks ?
or rather should we follow through,
and put a boot through screen of blue?"

-Frem
With apologies to Dr Seuss

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Sunday, May 23, 2010 6:00 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by Kwicko:

5. Blame it on the Jews?

Bill Gates: Jew or Not Jew?
http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=760

Bill Gates gave himself a $28-billion paycheck TAX-FREE, with a little left over to kill the 3rd world
http://jewishatheist.blogspot.com/2006/01/great-non-believers-bill-gat
es.html

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William "Bill" Gates, head of Microsoft Corp., was a one-time member of Skull and Bones. He was later kicked out for "evil and disturbing behavior."
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Skull_and_Bones

Masterbating nekked in coffins with his buddies, eating off Adolf Hitler's silverware and drinking from human skulls was too tame for Wild Bill...

Bill Gates in Lucifer Trust: Satanist In Sheep's Clothes ("The Plan")
http://www.rense.com/general72/GATES.HTM

Only illegal aliens are exempt from arrest for not carrying internal passports as required by the kosher Commie Manifesto

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Sunday, May 23, 2010 6:41 PM

TRAVELER

Take it back where you bought it amd tell them what you want.

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler

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