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Google eats your brains

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UPDATED: Wednesday, September 15, 2010 16:34
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Tuesday, September 14, 2010 7:05 PM

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Google damages users' brains, author claims
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/google/7999081/Google-damages-us
ers-brains-author-claims.html

Google Instant is trying to kill me
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/sep/13/charlie-brooker-go
ogle-instant

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Tuesday, September 14, 2010 7:47 PM

HKCAVALIER

I don't get it, I did as you asked and I came up with this:
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1147181,00.html
Should I have put "eats your brains" in quotes, maybe?

HKCavalier

Hey, hey, hey, don't be mean. We don't have to be mean, because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.

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Tuesday, September 14, 2010 8:07 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK

Dude... like half the people you ever talked to weren't zombies already.

Hypocrites...

Living their life on Google and Wikipedia.... turning their noses down at Coke and Meth users...

Those with their shiny white teeth...

Babel.... Babel

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned."

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Tuesday, September 14, 2010 9:54 PM

DMAANLILEILTT

Quote:
Google damages the brains of its users by offering too much assistance in solving problems, an author has claimed.

Oh no, my evil plan to take over the world by being helpful is slowly being revealed!

"I really am ruggedly handsome, aren't I?"

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010 7:18 AM

FREMDFIRMA

Yeah, how dare they offer useful information to the masses outside of properly managed mainstream channels, oh the horror, the horror.

I still stand by my belief that the internet has become the collective consciousness of mankind, and the fact that it's fulla porn is, IMHO, just more proof!

-Frem

I do not serve the Blind God.

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010 7:39 AM

BYTEMITE

Well, just be careful.

I doubt Google is melting brains (though I hate that instant search tool, worried it'll crash my crappy computer). But they do collect information from user search inquiry, and they ARE willing to sell that information to whoever wants to buy it. they have this whole internet ad side business, and some of the people involved in that are scumbag malware distributors.

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010 3:10 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

When using satellite internet (3rd world internet), google doesn't load at least half the time. Have to use another search engine.

Like google's servers can't handle Google Instant.

Or its a diabolical plot to censor search engines.

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010 4:34 PM

BYTEMITE

Although they probably already do that. I mean, they definitely do in china, and there really wouldn't be any way for us to know.

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