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In case you were wondering, May is National Masturbation Month. The celebration of May as National Masturbation Month began in 1995 in San Francisco as a response to the forced resignation of then U.S. Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders.

After a speech at the United Nations World AIDS Day in 1994, an audience member asked Elders about masturbation’s potential for discouraging early sexual activity. She answered,“I think it is something that is part of human sexuality and a part of something that perhaps should be taught.”

That was the end of Elders' career as America's first black Surgeon General, but the spark for National Masturbation Month. Offended by Elders' ouster, the ever progressive, pro-sex staff of San Francisco's sex toy and education company Good Vibrations decided to find a way to keep the focus on Elders' unjust firing, and to bring talk about masturbation into the mainstream in just the way Elders had envisioned.

Realizing that large number of folks lacked support and advice to help them enjoy the simple, basic act of masturbation, Good Vibrations sought to provide support, advice, and reassurance for people looking to open their own personal sexual horizons.

And so was born National Masturbation Month. Among the first steps Good Vibrations took was to promote masturbation as healthy, safe and natural way to express one's sexuality, thereby removing much of the shame and stigma have so long colored the act masturbation.

So, is it true, as so many believe that masturbation is so commonplace, natural, pleasurable and healthy that "ninety-eight percent of us masturbate, and the other two percent are liars?" If so, why do we need an entire month to educate people on something they're already enjoying?

The answer is twofold: First, to help those already enjoying themselves to delve further. Second, and most importantly, it looks like plenty of people might still benefit from some encouragement and education.

A recent cross sample study of American adults asked the question: "On average, over the past 12 months, how often did you masturbate?" Only 38 percent of women said they'd masturbated at all during the past year, while 61 percent of men had done so.

The data shows that young women seem to warm up to masturbation more slowly. The study showed women from 20- to 39-years old were the most enthusiastic masturbators, with women 18 to 20, and those over 40 masturbating less. The study is the subject of an excellent article by Journalist Michael Castleman in Psychology Today.

Earlier studies have shown that rates of masturbation are higher for both men and women with higher education, more frequent sexual thoughts, sexual experimentation before puberty, and more lifetime sexual partners. Moreover, masturbation has documented physical benefits for both men and women, to say nothing of likely emotional and psychological benefits.

Health Benefits for Men
A 2007 article in Sexual and Relationship Therapy notes that masturbation may help men improve immune system function, build resistance to prostate gland infection, promote overall prostate health. Moreover, Australian researchers have shown that frequent masturbation may lower a man’s risk of developing prostate cancer.

A survey of men found the more frequently a man masturbates between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to get prostate cancer. In fact, those who masturbated more than five times a week were one-third less likely to develop prostate cancer.

These findings were the subject of a 2003 Doonesbury panel by Pulitzer Prize-winning Garry Trudeau. In the panel, one character alludes to masturbation as “self-dating.” Nearly half of the 700 papers which normally syndicate Doonesbury did not to run that strip, proving that public discussion of masturbation is still a thorny issue for some, and perhaps attesting to the need for an observance like National Masturbation Month.

Health Benefits for Women
Women who masturbate regularly increase their resistance to yeast infections. Masturbation helps women release pre-menstrual tension and other physical discomfort associated with menstrual cycles, like cramps. Masturbation increases blood flow to the pelvic region, which helps to reduce pelvic cramping and related backaches. Masturbation can also help to alleviate chronic back pain and increase a woman's overall pain threshold.

Health Benefits for Both Men and Women
For both men and women, masturbation is the safest sex possible, with no possibility of sexually transmitted disease, or of unwanted pregnancy. It's a great way to relieve stress, and release a nice flood of mood boosting endorphins. Masturbation is both a natural energizer, and a good way to help you sleep better, depending on the time of day. Lastly, masturbation helps to build stronger pelvic floor muscles, which can improve sexual performance and enjoyment. The benefits of masturbation for men and women is the subject of an excellent article for Fox News by Dr. Yvonne Kristín Fulbright.

So, don't just stand there, get out and celebrate National Masturbation Month. I'll leave the details to you.

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I'll be in my bunk.

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Originally posted by Geezer:
And RWED is a proud supporter, having hosted any number of jack-offs, mental masturbators, and ideological circle-jerks.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
AndYeah, including some jack-offs who swear they're leaving, but keep coming back for more like the chronic masturbators they are!

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Originally posted by AURaptor:
And we should also remember....


Asian Pacific American Heritage Month (APAHM), officially proclaimed "Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month" by President Barack Obama, is a celebration of the culture, traditions, and history of Asians Americans and Pacific Islanders in the United States. Congress passed a joint Congressional Resolution in 1978 to commemorate Asian American Heritage Week during the first week of May.


( Draw what ever conclusions from this that you'd like ... )

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
AndYeah, including some jack-offs who swear they're leaving, but keep coming back for more like the chronic masturbators they are!

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How appropriate that, in a thread about masturbation, you prove once again that you just can't leave it alone.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
Look up. Who responded to this thread first?

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
Go back to your masturbating, Geezer. It seems to be all you have left.

You claimed you were leaving, yet you keep coming back and trolling the place. I wish just once when someone announced that they were storming out of here in a cloud of asinine and butt-hurt, they'd actually stick to it.

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
Go back to your masturbating, Geezer. It seems to be all you have left.

You claimed you were leaving, yet you keep coming back and trolling the place. I wish just once when someone announced that they were storming out of here in a cloud of asinine and butt-hurt, they'd actually stick to it.

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Try to take solace in the fact that you have driven a number of posters away from here without notice due to your underwhelming banality.

Jerk-off.

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
And I notice that you're not one of them. Or were you trying to say that you aren't capable of defending yourself against what you call "underwhelming banality"? Man, you conservatives really are a bunch of whiny-ass weaklings, aren't you?

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
And I notice that you're not one of them. Or were you trying to say that you aren't capable of defending yourself against what you call "underwhelming banality"? Man, you conservatives really are a bunch of whiny-ass weaklings, aren't you?

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I'm more than capable, it's the motivation I and other's lack. What keeps you here trolling? Seriously? I mean it's kinda fun at first but soon becomes tiresome from it's "underwhelming banality", like you.

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
The "underwhelming banality" here is your repeated, failed attempts to use the English language. Still haven't learned how to pluralize words or use the apostrophe, have you? That's okay - I hear they revisit that in middle school, so maybe you'll still have a chance to figure it out!

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