Kaneman's jailhouse shotgun wedding by dreamtrove

We should keep our options open as to colour of the dress, she seems to me to have a bit of an anti-establishment and anti-tradition streak to her. So I was thinking dark.

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Wednesday, July 13, 2011 4:45 PM

MAGONSDAUGHTER

Oh Mariah, what were you thinking?

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Wednesday, July 13, 2011 4:57 PM

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Originally posted by Magonsdaughter:
Oh Mariah, what were you thinking?

OMFG I'm a total slut?

Byte,

It's a wedding though. I think the last one looks more her style actually. The flare can be in the fishnet and hair and stuff.

You're right about the midriff tatoos. If they aren't there, she'll have to get temp tatoos, which might require giving the jailer a blowjob.

I'm sure a quick search on heavy metal wedding march...

That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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Wednesday, July 13, 2011 5:16 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht

Well they could get married if they wanted to.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Wednesday, July 13, 2011 5:30 PM

Hmm. Yeah, okay, white, but she may want to take the "skull motif" option.

And maybe a snake or something? Either tattoo or an actual snake "boa".

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Wednesday, July 13, 2011 8:30 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht

This is fun

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Thursday, July 14, 2011 2:35 AM

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Originally posted by BYTEMITE:
Hmm. Yeah, okay, white, but she may want to take the "skull motif" option.

And maybe a snake or something? Either tattoo or an actual snake "boa".

Or the white with bloody handprints grabbing her breasts or something.

A snake works, but difficult to smuggle into prison.

Riona

Nah, it's time to peer pressure them. Because it's fun, and it sounds like an awesome idea.

After all, "to death do we part" doesn't mean one of them has to die, it just means "until she kills someone."

That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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Thursday, July 14, 2011 7:52 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

Kaney and I have never really gotten along (understatement, I realize), but I kinda hope they do it. And I kinda hope it works out for 'em.

After all, shouldn't everyone have a chance at happiness and love?

Peer pressure? Not really. Support, sure. Hell, I could be Best Man!

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Thursday, July 14, 2011 8:38 AM

Yes, exactly. Kane really seemed to like this girl the last post I saw, in his own way. But they also don't seem like the type to hold much with the traditional attitudes, so I was thinking - turn tradition on it's head.

Which, as an aside, I also happen to agree with anti-traditionalism. I find most weddings really put up and stuffy, even when I like the people getting married. Whenever I see someone subverting the expected, it makes me kind of cheer for it.

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Thursday, July 14, 2011 9:22 AM

just sorta wondering when Kane is going to weigh in on his own wedding.

My mind has still not got around the concept of "Fremdad" which is still in my head from the last thread, it's certainly not ready for "Kanedad."

But sure as long as his, er, hand, can reach through the bars...

That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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Thursday, July 14, 2011 9:40 AM

Yeah, there's also a little bit of tempting fate in all of this. But maybe he'll think it's cool too, maybe we'll have given him a neat idea.

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Thursday, July 14, 2011 2:08 PM

FREMDFIRMA

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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
My mind has still not got around the concept of "Fremdad" which is still in my head from the last thread, it's certainly not ready for "Kanedad."

*laughing hysterically*

Dude, you REALLY need to rent/watch Despicable Me - it does a MARVELOUS job of lampshading not-quite-evil overlord as potential parent.

Mind you, I really, REALLY liked Gru - he's a straight up, old school villain of the very best kind.

-Frem

I do not serve the Blind God.

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Friday, July 15, 2011 5:06 AM

“Boys, congratulations. Phase One of the plan is now complete. Let’s get the freeze ray out of here.”

“What are you boys doing?”

“Um, we’re with a tour group. The get-the-freeze-ray tour group. Must have gotten separated.”

“Museum closed five hours ago.”

“Really? Huh. Guess we just lost track of time. We should probably just get the freeze ray out of here now.”

That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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Friday, July 15, 2011 10:45 AM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up

All I could think of was this for a theme wedding.

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Friday, July 15, 2011 10:55 AM

FREMDFIRMA

Actually I rather thing Ming the Merciless had it down pat.

Of course *I* plan to make sure the 'hero' is not only very most certainly dead, but feed the remains into the disintigrator for good measure, just the make sure.

Heh heh heh

-F

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Friday, July 15, 2011 4:44 PM

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
Kaney and I have never really gotten along (understatement, I realize), but I kinda hope they do it. And I kinda hope it works out for 'em.

After all, shouldn't everyone have a chance at happiness and love?

Peer pressure? Not really. Support, sure. Hell, I could be Best Man!

Man, that would be GREAT...imagine that...Kwicko as my best man...one can't make that up

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Friday, July 15, 2011 4:48 PM

This thread is ...HILARIOUS...and for the record.. Marilyn would wear black...just say'n and she may be out Aug 2nd...worse case late sept.

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Friday, July 15, 2011 5:00 PM

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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
Quote:
Originally posted by Magonsdaughter:
Oh Mariah, what were you thinking?

OMFG I'm a total slut?

Byte,

It's a wedding though. I think the last one looks more her style actually. The flare can be in the fishnet and hair and stuff.

You're right about the midriff tatoos. If they aren't there, she'll have to get temp tatoos, which might require giving the jailer a blowjob.

I'm sure a quick search on heavy metal wedding march...

That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

Ha..the jailer a blow job? fucking dt you are starting to sound like me...I love it. Marilyn would SO do that...

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Friday, July 15, 2011 5:05 PM

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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
just sorta wondering when Kane is going to weigh in on his own wedding.

My mind has still not got around the concept of "Fremdad" which is still in my head from the last thread, it's certainly not ready for "Kanedad."

But sure as long as his, er, hand, can reach through the bars...

That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

HA...I already have two fantastic sons(16 and 11)...Marilyn wants no children...but she'll die trying to make em...you have seen her FB page? No white...bloody hand prints? maybe.

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Friday, July 15, 2011 5:34 PM

...and I do love that you sick bastards are having fun at my expense(I've tried for years to bring down the civility of this board...I win). That Mar is in jail sucks...that you guys are laughing about it...fucking fantastic. How metal is that?

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Friday, July 15, 2011 6:01 PM

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Originally posted by kaneman:
...and I do love that you sick bastards are having fun at my expense(I've tried for years to bring down the civility of this board...I win). That Mar is in jail sucks...that you guys are laughing about it...fucking fantastic. How metal is that?

We laugh at life. We laugh in the face of death*. So do you. It's one of the things we all have in common here.

* And then we run and hide until it goes away.

That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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Friday, July 15, 2011 6:09 PM

KWICKO

Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:
...and I do love that you sick bastards are having fun at my expense(I've tried for years to bring down the civility of this board...I win). That Mar is in jail sucks...that you guys are laughing about it...fucking fantastic. How metal is that?

I don't think we're so much laughing at your - or her - expense, but rather trying to make light of a shitty situation for her. At least, that was how *I* read it.

I could be wrong, though.

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Friday, July 15, 2011 6:16 PM