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The horrors of science.

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UPDATED: Sunday, January 29, 2012 16:24
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Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:41 PM

FREMDFIRMA



Hoo lordy...

Probably the most horrifying scientific lecture ever.
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2012/01/27/ncbi-rofl-proba
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The Professor wanted to make his case in the most convincing style possible. He indicated that, in his view, no normal person would find the experience of giving a lecture to a large audience to be erotically stimulating or erection-inducing. He had, he said, therefore injected himself with papaverine in his hotel room before coming to give the lecture, and deliberately wore loose clothes (hence the track-suit) to make it possible to exhibit the results. He stepped around the podium, and pulled his loose pants tight up around his genitalia in an attempt to demonstrate his erection.

At this point, I, and I believe everyone else in the room, was agog. I could scarcely believe what was occurring on stage. But Prof. Brindley was not satisfied. He looked down sceptically at his pants and shook his head with dismay. ‘Unfortunately, this doesn’t display the results clearly enough’. He then summarily dropped his trousers and shorts, revealing a long, thin, clearly erect penis. There was not a sound in the room. Everyone had stopped breathing.

But the mere public showing of his erection from the podium was not sufficient. He paused, and seemed to ponder his next move. The sense of drama in the room was palpable. He then said, with gravity, ‘I’d like to give some of the audience the opportunity to confirm the degree of tumescence’. With his pants at his knees, he waddled down the stairs, approaching (to their horror) the urologists and their partners in the front row. As he approached them, erection waggling before him, four or five of the women in the front rows threw their arms up in the air, seemingly in unison, and screamed loudly. The scientific merits of the presentation had been overwhelmed, for them, by the novel and unusual mode of demonstrating the results.



FOR SCIENCE!!
careful where you point that thing!

-Frem

I do not serve the Blind God.

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Sunday, January 29, 2012 1:53 PM

BYTEMITE


Man, unless it's steam powered or has cybertech mods, a demonstration of fleshy organs does not in my mind constitute SCIENCE!

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Sunday, January 29, 2012 4:18 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


That's what Barney Frank wants teachers to do in grade skool.


http://www.walmart.com/ip/Fact-or-Crap-Board-Game/2299688

It's idiocracy run amok!

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Sunday, January 29, 2012 4:24 PM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up


You left out the best line.

"Professor Brindley made a huge contribution to the management of ED, for which he deserves tremendous gratitude."

"Keep the Shiny side up"

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