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Let's offend whozit

POSTED BY: WHOZIT
UPDATED: Monday, July 2, 2012 09:40
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Saturday, June 16, 2012 1:16 PM

WHOZIT

I'm not going to reply, just read.

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Saturday, June 16, 2012 6:41 PM

WISHIMAY

*yawn. Not worth the effort.

What was the name of that guy you wouldn't shut up about? Keith somebody or another...

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Sunday, June 17, 2012 1:52 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

"Your mother is a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries."

You've got served.

" We're all just folk. " - Mal

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

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Sunday, June 17, 2012 2:59 AM

PIZMOBEACH

... fully loaded, safety off...

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

I'm not going to reply, just read.

You can't read.

Scifi movie music + Firefly dialogue clips, 24 hours a day - http://www.scifiradio.com

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Sunday, June 17, 2012 4:18 AM

WHOZIT

Dam, I was expecting to cry.

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Sunday, June 17, 2012 5:23 AM

BYTEMITE

Hmmm.

"Obama is the best president ever, and Nancy Pelosi is so choice she could be a super model pornstar."

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Sunday, June 17, 2012 5:27 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...

Okay, I'll play. Once; it's not worth more than that, because it's far too easy:

"Keith Olbermann was an intelligent and thought-provoking political commentator who never offended his thoughtful audience".

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Sunday, June 17, 2012 8:54 AM

KWICKO

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

The 24 Hours of LeMans was won by one of those newfangled green hybrids.

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"I've not watched the video either, or am incapable of intellectually dealing with the substance of this thread, so I'll instead act like a juvenile and claim victory..." - Rappy

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Sunday, June 17, 2012 7:01 PM

WISHIMAY

bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored
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SNEEZE-SNEEZE-SNEEZE
bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored
BORED!!!!

I don't wantz da booze, IT DOESN'T WORK, Preciousssssssssss...
THEY TAKES MY SHOWS AWAY, AND THEN I GETS BORED....
i DON'T WANNA CLEAN THE DAMN HOUSE!
i DON'T WANNA FIX THE THINGS!
i DON'T WANTZ TO START A PROJECT OR DEAR GAWD... FINISH ONE...
i WANTZ THE TVS!!!!
hORRIBLE hORIBBLE COLD LIMP UNFULFILLING BACKSTABBING TVEEEEEEZ!!!!!

tHEY GIVES IT TO US AND THEN THEY TAKES IT AWAY AGAIN!!!

Where does one gets this Bath Saltz?? I hear they are fun

Do you have something I can Freebase??

Did you know the universe isn't really expanding, we were looking at it WRONG!!! It's slowing-down time so we see it wrong, AND IF THAT IS TRUE, I NEEDS MORE TV PRECIOUS, BEFORE WE GET STUCK IN A TIME RUT, FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Sunday, June 17, 2012 7:31 PM

WISHIMAY

Doea anybody really really in TRULY CARE if one spoiled celebrity is wearing the same redicluously overpriced dress as another moron??

Shouldn't we be doing articles on how rediculous these people are for spending THOUSNDS on a FREAKING DRESS?? They better be wearing the damn thing FoR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES for that much!!!

Who writes these articles??? AND WHAT MORON IS READING THEM AND CAUSING THEM TO PERPETUATE???

WHY WHY WHY are there articles about SNOOKI?? WHY IS SHE BREEDING when she is obviously the LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR?? Is there sooooooooooo many other lowest common denominators breeding that they have to search out articles about other idiots like themselves????

WHY IS THIS CRAP CONSTANTLY IN MY FIELD OF VISION??

Why did they cancel FF, The Finder, and The Unit???Is it really tooo much to ask that there be SOMETHING on TV that doesn't make me wanna DROOL???

Is it bad that I hope something bad will happen somewhere so the freaking celeb articles get overshadowed by bad stuff??

IS there really ANY point to ANY of this???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh...

Thank you, your regularly scheduled non-life will return after these messages.... and remember AVOID DOCTORS LIKE THE SCAM ARTISTS THEY ARE, THEY ARE TRYING TO SELL YOU A FALSE IMAGE OF HEALTH YOU WILL NEVER ACHIEVE.
IT IS ALLLLLLLLLL A LIE!!!

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Sunday, June 17, 2012 7:39 PM

WISHIMAY

DON'T LET 'EM TAKE AWAY YER FREEDOM IN THE NAME OF DOING WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU!!!

I'm going to go drink a big freaking COKE with a piece of CAKE and a CHEEZEBURGER and wash it all down with some VODKA, PORN, and CIGGARETTES!!!

TAKE THAT, YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!!

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Sunday, June 17, 2012 7:45 PM

WISHIMAY

Come ON...
Is there NOBODY OUT THERE THAT HAS A GOOD RANT THEY WANNA SHARE????IN THIS GROUP?

Psst....caps lock....it's over there on the left, right above that arrow says "shift". You know you wanna....yer pinky is making a break for it....................

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Sunday, June 17, 2012 7:47 PM

WISHIMAY

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

I'm not going to reply, just read.

What did he get himself into?

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Sunday, June 17, 2012 7:58 PM

WISHIMAY

THEY WILL SWING BACK TO THE BELIEF THAT THEY CAN MAKE..... PEOPLE.... BETTER....

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Monday, June 18, 2012 4:11 PM

WISHIMAY

*WARNING*

I WILL HOLD RWED HOSTAGE WITH MY RANTS UNTIL SOMEBODY GIVES ME ONE GOOD ILLEGIBLE INCOHERANT DRUNKEN RANT....C'MON....I KNOW SOME OF YOU HAVE FESTERING SUBCONCIOUS-ES... GO AHEAD...IT'S OK....

I'M STILL BORED!

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Monday, June 18, 2012 5:13 PM

BYTEMITE

I'm on the quiet and depressed part of my self-loathing cycle. The rage sleeps for now.

But, it's pretty easy to stir up, just insult me a lot until something hits a sore spot and I'll explode for you. Or injure myself. Either way, sure fire entertainment. Give it a try, you can make it a drinking game.

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Monday, June 18, 2012 7:35 PM

WISHIMAY

Ahhhw. Not you too. Hubbs rages when the seasons really get changing temps and then when they level out he gets mopey. That said, I'll take mopey over rage-y. He reminds me of a pterodactyl when he gets mad, and he actually can do the screetchy sound really well. HWRAAARRRWWWCK.

I was gonna tell you there is one thing I HATE about being in a relationship. The FOOD. ALL DAY LONG someone looks at me and goes FEED ME! FEED ME! FEED ME! and it drives me nuts...I don't like to eat when the clock strikes on the dot, and if I don't see food I won't eat, sometimes for days. I have gained 80 pounds in 12 years because they want me to eat when THEY want to eat. And it's really annoying to have to deal with their constant food issues, texture and quality and vegetable phobias... So if you wanna add that to your list of things to be happy to be single about...there ya go.....

I love 'em, but I sure hate being responsible for every bite of food that goes in someone else's mouth, and with them-every 15 minutes!

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Saturday, June 30, 2012 5:50 AM

DUN

nods head

you call that a penis .

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Saturday, June 30, 2012 6:15 AM

WHOZIT

I'm glad I gave WISHIMAY an outlet.

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Saturday, June 30, 2012 12:13 PM

KWICKO

Quote:
Originally posted by Wishimay:
*WARNING*

I WILL HOLD RWED HOSTAGE WITH MY RANTS UNTIL SOMEBODY GIVES ME ONE GOOD ILLEGIBLE INCOHERANT DRUNKEN RANT....C'MON....I KNOW SOME OF YOU HAVE FESTERING SUBCONCIOUS-ES... GO AHEAD...IT'S OK....

I'M STILL BORED!

Now THAT is how you flirt with Jack!

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"I've not watched the video either, or am incapable of intellectually dealing with the substance of this thread, so I'll instead act like a juvenile and claim victory..." - Rappy

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Saturday, June 30, 2012 5:53 PM

WISHIMAY

Quote:
Originally posted by DUN:
you call that a penis .

8 1/2 long, but 7 1/4 circ.

Now ya know why I put up with him...

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Saturday, June 30, 2012 5:55 PM

WISHIMAY

NOW I've offended Whozit

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Saturday, June 30, 2012 6:04 PM

WISHIMAY

There's a scene from Sherlock (Sorry, I can't put it down, it's all I've got to watch right now...)
Anyway..there is a skull on one side of his flat and a spray painted smiley face on the other and he gets bored just like I do and he starts shooting at the smiley face....And his landlady comes in and says something like "That's coming out of your rent" and leaves and then the windows get blown in from an explosion across the street....

I know exactly how he feels, if my conscious AND my subconscious get bored at the same time, I just wanna blow holes in something...
I meant it a few years ago when I said there isn't enough money or time or things in the world to keep me from getting bored.....

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Saturday, June 30, 2012 6:58 PM

KWICKO

Quote:
Originally posted by Wishimay:
Quote:
Originally posted by DUN:
you call that a penis .

8 1/2 long, but 7 1/4 circ.
Now ya know why I put up with him...

Out of pity for the little guy?

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Saturday, June 30, 2012 8:11 PM

WISHIMAY

HEY!THOSE ARE ACTUAL MEASURMENTS!!! Not the ones where you guys start somewhere halfway to yer toes and give her a wink....

The dis-honor you do him dishonors my honor.... or somesuch... Choose yer weapon, SIR!

I had a teacup chihuahua who had a bigger penis and saw more action that Whozit...and her name was Peaches

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Monday, July 2, 2012 9:40 AM

DUN

nods head

leave poor whozit alone,I'm sure she can get one, in man size.

You buy this ship, treat her proper, she'll be with you for the rest of your life.

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