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Mitt Romney, a 65-year-old man with two advanced degrees, has no idea why they don't let you open airplane windows mid-flight, according to his own remarks at a fund-raiser in Beverly Hills on Saturday:
Romney’s wife, Ann, was in attendance, and the candidate spoke of the concern he had for her when her plane had to make an emergency landing Friday en route to Santa Monica because of an electrical malfunction.
“I appreciate the fact that she is on the ground, safe and sound. And I don’t think she knows just how worried some of us were,” Romney said. “When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem."
To answer Romney: Airplane cabins are pressurized to allow people to, you know, breathe and stay conscious and such at high altitudes — things that are important for everyone who isn't an advanced robot covered in a highly convincing outer layer of humanesque skin and facial features.

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Originally posted by Kwicko:


Seriously, he just said that. I had to triple-source the goddamned thing because I was just sure it had to be a fucking Onion spoof. But no, he really did say it.

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Originally posted by Geezer:
of course if your wife was in a plane filled with smoke you'd be extremely rational and not worried at all because you knew that nothing can go wrong...nothing can go wrong...nothing can go wrong.

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Originally posted by Geezer:
of course if your wife was in a plane filled with smoke you'd be extremely rational and not worried at all because you knew that nothing can go wrong...nothing can go wrong...nothing can go wrong.

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Originally posted by Troll:
As usual Kwindbago shoots his mouth off first and never checks to make sure his brains are loaded.

You can open windows on commercial airliners. 2 of them, both in the cockpit.

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Are you SURE Mitt wasn't talking in jest and the media, as usual, spun it into an attack point?

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Originally posted by CaveTroll:
As usual Kwindbago shoots his mouth off first and never checks to make sure his brains are loaded.

You can open windows on commercial airliners. 2 of them, both in the cockpit.

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Originally posted by Kwicko:

Darn facts, spoiling your little tantrum!

Do you need a Waaaaaaambulance?

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I called one for the whiners.

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Originally posted by Kwicko:

Darn facts, spoiling your little tantrum!

Do you need a Waaaaaaambulance?

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I called one for the whiners.

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Originally posted by Troll:
As usual Kwindbago shoots his mouth off first and never checks to make sure his brains are loaded.

You can open windows on commercial airliners. 2 of them, both in the cockpit.

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Boy, that will be handy next time Ann is in the cockpit, won't it?

No, it really won't, since the Challenger 600 (the type of plane Ann was on, but don't go checking before shooting your mouth off, Troll) doesn't have opening cockpit windows, either.

Darn facts, spoiling your little tantrum!

Do you need a Waaaaaaambulance? Do you want to show us your Ann Romney impersonation? "Just stop! This is hard!"

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Are you SURE Mitt wasn't talking in jest and the media, as usual, spun it into an attack point?

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As sure as you are that Obama was the driving force behind Fast-n-Furious as a plan to take all your precious guns away. ;)

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Originally posted by CaveTroll:
You are becoming increasingly irrelevant. Go back to trolling Democratic Underground.

You take your flying monkey, Storybook or whatever you named your little pet, and fly away now.

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Originally posted by BYTEMITE:
This thread.

Needs more.

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Originally posted by CaveTroll:

You stated that aircraft windows don't open.

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You've been proven wrong. Deal with it, bitch.

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As usual Kwindbago shoots his mouth off first and never checks to make sure his brains are loaded.

You can open windows on commercial airliners. 2 of them, both in the cockpit.

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Boy, that will be handy next time Ann is in the cockpit, won't it?

No, it really won't, since the Challenger 600 (the type of plane Ann was on, but don't go checking before shooting your mouth off, Troll) doesn't have opening cockpit windows, either.

Darn facts, spoiling your little tantrum!

Do you need a Waaaaaaambulance? Do you want to show us your Ann Romney impersonation? "Just stop! This is hard!"

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Are you SURE Mitt wasn't talking in jest and the media, as usual, spun it into an attack point?

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As sure as you are that Obama was the driving force behind Fast-n-Furious as a plan to take all your precious guns away. ;)

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You stated that aircraft windows don't open. You've been proven wrong. Deal with it, bitch.

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You completely ignore the obvious conclusion that this was a sarcastic comment spoken in jest.

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And you completely ignore the Dhimmicratic messiah's kowtowing to islamic states at the UN yesterday. Typical.

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You are becoming increasingly irrelevant. Go back to trolling Democratic Underground.

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You take your flying monkey, Storybook or whatever you named your little pet, and fly away now.

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You are becoming increasingly irrelevant. Go back to trolling Democratic Underground.

You take your flying monkey, Storybook or whatever you named your little pet, and fly away now.

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Just calm down a little.

They are compelled to make fun of Mitt Romney because his wife could have died in a plane crash.

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Now me, I'm glad she's ok. Let's leave it at that and get back to talking about the President's record on jobs...er...debt...no...foriegn policy...umm...lets forget the record and find a safe topic for the President to come down on the wrong side of...oh, NFL refs, that's a safe topic for liberals.

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Originally posted by CaveTroll:

You stated that aircraft windows don't open. You've been proven wrong. Deal with it, bitch.

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