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Jew calls hooker...what could possibly go wrong?

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UPDATED: Thursday, February 7, 2013 12:14
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Thursday, February 7, 2013 12:14 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


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BBC News

ISRAEL -- An Israeli couple are preparing to divorce after the man summoned a prostitute to his hotel room only to discover she was his daughter.
The tale of family turmoil began some months ago when the father, a businessman based in the city of Haifa, was sent by his company to a course in the resort of Eilat for four days.

The Israeli newspaper Ma'ariv reports that the man took advantage of the visit to summon a call girl to his room on his first night there.

And that was when everything started to go horribly wrong.

Distraught wife

As the prostitute entered the room, the full horror for him of discovering his daughter's occupation hit him. The father began feeling chest pains which may have been a mild heart attack.

He then cut short his stay in Eilat, and on his return home told his distraught wife the truth of what had happened.

She has vowed to track down her daughter and find a more suitable job for her.

However, her forgiveness has not extended to her husband and she has made it clear she wishes to divorce him.

The court case is expected to begin soon.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2319863.stm



And just to be fair, the next story was probably not a jew, though the owner might be.

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had a gf who danced & was dining at the club one night; bunch of rowdy fellows sitting up near the stage started making crude comments to the entertainers ... when, chance as it might be, a new girl was announced & sashayed out to the pole for her first number.

i'll never forget the reaction of the loudest guy who, looking up from his beer to heckle another young lady, had a really rude awakening: his face froze as one of his drunken friends yelled out, "dude! that's your little girl!"

mayhem broke out, the girl screamed, the guy jumped onstage, and bouncers took care of the rest.

drama. i think i left a larger than usual tip that night. hmm.


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