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Here’s What Would Happen If We Ran Government Like A Business

POSTED BY: NIKI2
UPDATED: Sunday, April 14, 2013 08:04
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Sunday, April 14, 2013 8:04 AM

NIKI2

Gettin' old, but still a hippie at heart...


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Declaring War

President: So, ya really think they got WMD’s?

Vice President: Yep.

President: And they’re part of the “axis of evil?”

Vice President: Yep.

President: Well, I’m the Decider, and I’m leaning towards war … but how do we pay for it?

Vice President: After we free ‘em, establish a democratically-elected government, and get ‘hold of their oil, the war will pay for itself. Plus, we’ll make out like bandits.

President: Okay, so we take ‘em over, and then use their oil to pay for taking ‘em over. Kinda like a leveraged buy-out, huh?

Vice President: Yep.

President: But what if we don’t win and get stuck owing all that money?

Vice President: Then we’ll just say we’ve got a deficit and need to cut all our government programs.

President: Wow, that’s some kinda strategery ya got goin’ on there. Way to go, Big Time!


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