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100% of fish labeled 'tuna' is actually a fish that causes uncontrollable explosive oily anal leakage

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Friday, June 21, 2013 8:14 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!




http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2011/10/25/investigation-uncovers-r
ampant-fish-fraud
/

http://oceana.org/en/news-media/publications/reports/oceana-study-reve
als-seafood-fraud-nationwide


http://m.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/02/59-of-the-tuna-ameri
cans-eat-is-not-tuna/273410
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Quote:

Escolar is a type of snake mackerel that cannot metabolize the wax esters naturally found in its diet. These esters are called gempylotoxin, and are very similar to castor or mineral oil. This is what gives the flesh of escolar its oily texture. As a result, when full portions of escolar are consumed, these wax esters cause gastrointestinal symptoms.

To be frankly and bluntly specific - and I'm sorry for this - consumption of escolar causes explosive, oily, orange diarrhea. This explains why escolar is also called the "olestra fish" and the "ex-lax fish."

The FDA lifted the escolar ban in 1992 because the fish is nontoxic - sure, it causes embarrassing things to happen in your pants, but it won't hurt or kill you.

http://www.thekitchn.com/use-caution-when-eating-escola-66602




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Saturday, June 22, 2013 10:32 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!


This explains Nikovich2's spewing of propaganda on FFF.




In Firefly the Alliance merged the US flag with the flag of Communist China

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Saturday, June 22, 2013 11:22 AM

WHOZIT


Anal leakage, or what MSNBC does every night

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Sunday, June 23, 2013 8:31 AM

JONGSSTRAW


Smells fishy

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