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*WARNING* this thread is not for Byte at all what so ever dont even think of looking!

POSTED BY: WISHIMAY
UPDATED: Friday, December 6, 2013 16:54
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Thursday, December 5, 2013 10:57 PM

Just having fun Byte, not to fret

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2518802/Masturbation-good-he
alth-prevents-cystitis-diabetes-cancer.html

I posted something along these lines on a chronic pain management site and it got deleted... THANK YOU DAILY MAIL.

Seriously though, it can help. Flips those feel bad endorphins to feel good endorphins for a few hours... Helps hubbs sleep when he's having problems. Ect...

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Thursday, December 5, 2013 11:14 PM

WISHIMAY

Also, in a vaguely related note:

This was basically me 15 years ago, except I could pick up my husband who has always weighed 275-300 lbs. It's also why I'm so screwed NOW, because of the damage I did THEN. I've never seen an article about this until now.
Also, doctors disagree as to whether or not Hypermobilty and Ehler-Danlos type 3 are the same thing even though they were declared the same thing in 2009. I guess giving it one of those syndrome-y names was panicking too many people, and as well they should be...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2518632/UKs-strongest-school
girl-lift-16-5-stone-says-success-bendy-joint-condition-left-agony.html

Once again, thank you Daily Mail

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Thursday, December 5, 2013 11:47 PM

WISHIMAY

HEY JACK....SHOULD I ASK???

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2518807/Men-smoke-marijuana-
likely-MAN-BOOBS-plastic-surgeon-claims.html

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Thursday, December 5, 2013 11:49 PM

WISHIMAY

This thread has officially been re-purposed so anyone can post any news articles at all whatsoever. I thread-jack my own thread-jack!

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Friday, December 6, 2013 12:00 AM

WISHIMAY

ALSO, THE SNOWPOCALYPSE IS HERE!!!!

Grab yer shovels and make French toast LOTS OF FRENCH TOAST!!!!
What else would everyone suddenly need bread milk and eggs for???

Iz OK, I have maple flavored bourbon and coke, I'm good

NO SCHOOL TOMORROW MA!!!!

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Friday, December 6, 2013 12:04 AM

WISHIMAY

BANZAI!!!!

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Friday, December 6, 2013 4:57 AM

ELVISCHRIST

Masturbation helps me feel better about the drive to work.

Oddly, the other motorists don't always share this view.

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Friday, December 6, 2013 5:58 AM

FREMDFIRMA

Maybe rolling up your windows would help ?
Just a thought.

-F

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Friday, December 6, 2013 8:38 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!

" I'll be in my bunk "

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... but not everyone must prove they are a citizen

I'm just a red pill guy in a room full of blue pill addicts.

" AU, that was great, LOL!! " - Chrisisall

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Friday, December 6, 2013 8:55 AM

WISHIMAY

Quote:
Originally posted by ElvisChrist:
Masturbation helps me feel better about the drive to work.

I talked to a trucker once who said he sees people having sex, masturbating, or driving nude on the average of once a week/every other week...
That's a LOT of stupid behind the wheel...

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Friday, December 6, 2013 11:28 AM

NEWOLDBROWNCOAT

Quote:
Originally posted by Wishimay:
Quote:
Originally posted by ElvisChrist:
Masturbation helps me feel better about the drive to work.

I talked to a trucker once who said he sees people having sex, masturbating, or driving nude on the average of once a week/every other week...
That's a LOT of stupid behind the wheel...

Yeah, but they're having a good time.

A little bit from Brendan Behan's play Richard's Cork Leg :

2 Irishmen in a graveyard.

Cronin: It was a great shock when Kinsey revealed that 95 % of boys masturbated in their youth.

Hogan: Well, I never...

Cronin: Ya missed a damn fine thing!

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Friday, December 6, 2013 11:42 AM

WISHIMAY

Quote:
Originally posted by NewOldBrownCoat:

2 Irishmen in a graveyard.

I got one starts like that...

Two Irish WOMEN standing in a graveyard

A women in her forties has died giving birth to her 13th child.
One woman looks at the other and sighs "Well, they're finally together"
The other woman looks at her and says "What??? Her husband isn't dead yet??!"

"No, her legs.... They're finally together!!"

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Friday, December 6, 2013 2:48 PM

WISHIMAY

Eesh, we're up to seven inches now, and it's not supposed to stop for five more hours...

SEND RUM!!

Deverse says they hit -48 up in CanadiaLand.

That's NUTS!

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Friday, December 6, 2013 4:54 PM

WISHIMAY

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2519420/Town-seeks-buy-blind-w
omans-home-55-years-investor-paid-43-auction-kicked-out.html

Someone in Indiana DOESN'T have a brain cell this time, I'm so ashamed!

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