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it use to be that most folks learned about sex and understood " how things worked " by watchin the farm animals. Now, such things are seen as 'vulgar' and uncouth by the Left, who instead preach that pretty much anything OTHER than normal sex is 'proper', 'progressive' and 'civilized'

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THIS is CNN!

On Sunday's Reliable Sources, vulgar comedienne Kathy Griffin - who will once again be co-hosting CNN's New Year's Eve special this year - actually asked new host Brian Stelter, "Have you ever spooned with Candy Crowley?...You might get a better time slot"

For those unfamiliar, "spooning" is a sexual position. And this apparently is what CNN now considers acceptable fare not just on its network, but also on Sunday mornings.

Just imagine what CNN viewers will see on New Year's Eve. Ted Turner must be so proud! http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/12/29/kathy-griffin-as
ks-cnn-host-have-you-ever-spooned-candy-crowley#ixzz2oy2IGw00

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--Shepard assumes that his mostly elderly readers forgot what spooning is. Why else would he remind them? Talk about talking down to your base. Just before pandering to the most Puritanical of them

--Poor Mr. Sheppard. His toilet training must've been a nightmare

--Is Noel Sheppard married? 'Cause this says to me, he never touches his wife unless he's having sex. Which is not to say, she's having sex. Great. Another repressed pervert.

--Cuddling is disgusting. The above picture of the two people fornicating is vulgar and offensive. You're all a bunch of preverts. Now I have to go clean up after myself. Thank you. {the photo is of a couple spooning}

--OMG repressed much?

--I bet this asshole has separate bedrooms for him & his wife and they only have sex in the shower only 'cause sex is so "dirty".

--"By the Light
(by the light, by the light)
Of The Silvery Moon
(of the moon, of the moon)
I want to spoon
(want to spoon, want to spoon)
with my honey I'll croon love's tune...

…All those barbershop quartets singing pornography! Who knew?

--Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere is having a good time. - H.L. Mencken

--ANY and ALL physical contact is sex to some folks. Including hand-shaking. That's why i always wash my hands after shaking hands with a known Republican.

--If spooning is a sexual position then I must have been doing it wrong. Aren't we lucky that we have a bunch of right-wingers who watch lots and lots and lots of sex (and invent even more) so they will be in a position to warn us about it

--If spooning becomes a sexual position, it's no longer just spooning. I'm sure there's a Kamasutra name for it, but I probably ought not to be browsing for it right now.

(Response: I believe the Kamasutra name is lotus jade stalk cutlery)

--Great news! I've been having a lot more sex than I thought!

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Spooning is an old term for bundling up together in bed like spoons placed together in the silver chest. It is an ancient practice as old as man kind itself. I had read about Civil War soldiers spooning in the field for warmth, similar to the 18th century custom of bundling., but never gave it much thought until practical experience taught me a valuable lesson.
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Spooning is especially useful when sleeping in-groups of three or more. Billings also wrote that in "A" tents, sometimes as many as six men would share accommodations.

"When so occupied at night, it was rather necessary for comfort, that all should turn over at the same time, for six or five men were tight fit in the space enclosed unless ‘spooned’ together."

When one of them needed to roll over to avoid grinding his hip bone through his skin, he would holler out, "Spoon!" and all would roll over at the same time. From "The Art of Spooning" by Scott Cross, http://www.agsas.org/howto/outdoor/art_of_spooning.shtml]

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" Think about it: Have you ever heard of anyone cuddling their way to the top? "

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/12/29/kathy-griffin-as
ks-cnn-host-have-you-ever-spooned-candy-crowley#ixzz2oyGmcPEy

Which is a more accurate description of spooning.

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" Think about it: Have you ever heard of anyone cuddling their way to the top?" ( http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2013/12/29/kathy-griffin-as
ks-cnn-host-have-you-ever-spooned-candy-crowley#ixzz2oyGmcPEy )

Which is a more accurate description of spooning.

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