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Originally posted by BIGDAMNNOBODY:

And appearing as the wicked witch of the west - Signy.

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
Oh, I'm a Rappywhack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I post all day.

CHORUS: He's a Rappywhack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he posts all day.

I cut down Story, I beat on Sig,
I piss on dumb Chriss-y.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
For more anti-Obama stories.


Rappetts: He cuts down Story, he beats on Sig,
He pisses on dumb Chriss-y..
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
For more anti-Obama stories.

CHORUS

I cut down Story, I skip the facts,
I like to press wild crap.
I put on patriot's clothing,
And truth just takes a nap.

Rappetts: He cuts down Story, he skips the facts,
He likes to press wild crap.
He puts on patriot's clothing
And truth just takes.... a nap???????

CHORUS

I chop down Sig, I hate the Left,
They think they stand so tall.
I wish I'd been an interrogator
So I could waterboard them all.

CHORUS

All: He's a Rappywhack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)

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Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
There once was a Kenyan named Obama
Who came to America for a white mama
He met a nudie mag poser
And he proceeded to bone her
Tho' she just wanted a sperm donor.

Nine months later a baby was born
But that child became an object of scorn
So off to Indonesia she took young Barack
'Cause nobody there cared that he was black.

He studied Islam and martial arts too
He smoked lots of weed with the village guru
Returning to America he realized his dream
To play basketball like the Laker's Kareem.

His mom died at too early an age
So living with Grandma would be the next stage
Then off to college where he did coke and more weed
From organizer to Senator to President indeed
A hell of a story, the country's idiot half agreed.

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Originally posted by JEWELSTAITEFAN:
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

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Originally posted by chrisisall:

We're off to see the blizzard, The Wonderful Blizzard of Ours
We heat the sea for you and me, and create the Earth that was
If ever, oh ever a biz there was, the rape of the planet is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of no deforestation laws!
We're off to see the blizzard, in the brand new Ice Age we will cause.
do do do do do do do do do do do

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Originally posted by MAL4PREZ:
I have to think you're finding these somewhere and altering them for your own needs. They still rock. Keep em coming.

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
It's all me. I'm gifted in silly. I just hope everyone gets the songs I'm referencing.

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Originally posted by MAL4PREZ:
I've "got" them all except the Benghazi is forever thing. What is that one?

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
You can stop, Jongs.

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Originally posted by chrisisall:

It won't matter where you go
It won't matter what you do
'Cause something's always after you
It's Jong, Jong, Jong, Jong
It's Jong, Jong, Jong, Jong
It's Jong, Jong, Jong, Jong, JONG!

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