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NORMAN, OK—Noting that similar outcomes were achieved under both approaches, a landmark decade-long study of mental health treatment options published Tuesday has found that talk therapy and antidepressant medications are equally effective at monetizing clinical depression. “Our data indicate that regular counseling sessions and prescription drugs have similarly high success rates in generating large sums of money from the clinically depressed,” said Katherine Hutton of the University of Oklahoma, the study’s lead author, noting that both methods demonstrated consistent positive earnings across chronic, episodic, and seasonal depression cases. “While some people make tremendous profits with drugs, others see substantial revenues from therapy. Together, these are two very powerful tools for improving the health care industry’s bottom line.” The study concluded that when both approaches are combined, financial results are likely to be reached far more quickly than with one method alone.

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Originally posted by whozit:
I use to take Lexapro for awhile, now I just drink heavy on weekends.

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Originally posted by AURaptor:

Does anyone ever stop and think about who these individuals are, who " work " at the Onion, and fabricate this mock site and these mock stories to sound as legit and sincere as what passes as 'real' news ?

The method of what they do fascinates me more than the commentary they put out. Might just be me though.

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Originally posted by AURaptor:

Well, the SCOTUS may not have come out and ruled on it, but it's common knowledge that a van w/ a Grateful Dead sticker on it can be profiled and searched. Especially if the Dead were playing in town.

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