Whozits Roasting By An Open Fire... by chrisisall

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Whozits Roasting By An Open Fire...

POSTED BY: CHRISISALL
UPDATED: Sunday, December 28, 2008 06:11
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Wednesday, December 24, 2008 11:44 AM

Jingle bells,
Whozit smells,
Chrisisall taps the keg,
The Browncoat's cheer
for the sight of beer,
and on Whozit's face there's egg.

Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis,
Whozit, like a fool,
Is smashing into trees.
The snow is getting red
Now Whozit's looking dead,
But he wakes up in the ER with gorram stitches in his head!

Whozit the spam-nosed poster,
Had a very high thread count
And if you ever read them
You could see the narcissism mount
All of the other peeps here
Used to read his sig with sneers
They didn't like poor Whozit's
Sex & bagel obsession cheers.

Who-zit the Neo-Con
Was a jolly happy soul
With a hate for the left and a butane nose
And two eyes made out of coal
Who-zit the Neo-Con
Lives in a fairytale-world they say
Hot air he would blow
But the Fireflyfans know
To disregard what he posts every day.

Just in fun dude,

The laughing-way-too-hard Chrisisall

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Wednesday, December 24, 2008 11:51 AM

EMBERS

I hope everyone is enjoying The Guild Christmas Special
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-US&vid=0c3ea641-0656-43f8-a1d3-
b4f7e8ca32af
because it is better than the original!

Have a VERY Happy Merry with all your Friends and/or Family!

New Firefly fans should check this out: http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=2&t=15816

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Wednesday, December 24, 2008 11:53 AM

CHRISISALL

What? No Whozit musical tribute from you, Em?

The musical Chrisisall

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Wednesday, December 24, 2008 12:04 PM

WHOZIT

I hope Santa takes a DUMP in your stocking!

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

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Wednesday, December 24, 2008 12:09 PM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
I hope Santa takes a DUMP in your stocking!

OOOoooo, somebody's not in the X-Mas mood....

The very bad Chrisisall (no presents for him)

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Wednesday, December 24, 2008 12:15 PM

WHOZIT

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:
I hope Santa takes a DUMP in your stocking!

OOOoooo, somebody's not in the X-Mas mood....

The very bad Chrisisall (no presents for him)

It's "Christmas" NOT "XMAS" you fucking PINKO! Get a Bible! Barry likes HOT SWEATY MAN SEX!

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

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Wednesday, December 24, 2008 12:53 PM

EMBERS

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
What? No Whozit musical tribute from you, Em?

The musical Chrisisall

No, I'm not musical... but I do like to celebrate the seasonal creativity of other people...
check THIS out!

And have a VERY Merry!

New Firefly fans should check this out: http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=2&t=15816

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Wednesday, December 24, 2008 1:03 PM

WHOZIT

Quote:
Originally posted by embers:
Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
What? No Whozit musical tribute from you, Em?

The musical Chrisisall

No, I'm not musical... but I do like to celebrate the seasonal creativity of other people...
check THIS out!

And have a VERY Merry!

New Firefly fans should check this out: http://www.fireflyfans.net/mthread.asp?b=2&t=15816

Merry "Christmas" to all, and to all.........two episodes of BONES tonight, I'm out of here.

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

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Wednesday, December 24, 2008 3:59 PM

DREAMTROVE

Neocons are organized and deceptively logical.
Whozit is a troll.

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Friday, December 26, 2008 4:21 AM

HERO

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
What? No Whozit musical tribute from you, Em?

The musical Chrisisall

The problem is there is nothing Christmassy about Chrisisall.

When I think about you in a musical sense this is the best I can come up with:

Rossiya — svyashchennaya nasha derzhava,
Rossiya — lyubimaya nasha strana.
Moguchaya volya, velikaya slava —
Tvoyo dostoyanye na vse vremena!

Pripev:

Slavsya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,

Bratskikh narodov soyuz vekovoy,

Predkami dannaya mudrost narodnaya!

Slavsya, strana! My gordimsya toboy!
Ot yuzhnykh morey do polyarnogo kraya
Raskinulis nashi lesa i polya.
Odna ty na svete! Odna ty takaya —
Khranimaya Bogom rodnaya zemlya!

Pripev

Shirokiy prostor dlya mechty i dlya zhizni.
Gryadushchiye nam otkryvayut goda.
Nam silu dayot nasha vernost Otchizne.
Tak bylo, tak yest i tak budet vsegda!

Pripev

Commieisall...

H

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Sunday, December 28, 2008 4:36 AM

CHRISISALL