Killer spider in Aisle 5 by piratenews

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Killer spider in Aisle 5

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Saturday, March 21, 2009 2:00 PM

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Brazilian wandering spider

University destroys "venonmous deadly spider" without photos, then claims it's safe for shoppers...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090320/ap_on_re_us/deadly_spider

I found an identical spider under the tarp on my motorcycle. It was at least twice as big as any other spider I'd ever seen, with bright stripes on the legs like I'd never seen. Like an idiot I captured it in a large mason jar and let it go outside the garage, without taking a photo or trying to ID it at the university. It's probably bred 1,000s more by now.

Brazilian wandering spider

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Saturday, March 21, 2009 6:52 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

"I read a little factoid once that said in a persons lifetime they will swallow an average of 2 spiders in their sleep from sleeping with your mouth open."