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WHO AM I

I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women.

I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but

I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.

That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.

I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40's. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That reinforced my conceit.

I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks..

I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.

At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy. I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.

But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.

I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.

I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.

I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.

I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could change our country and the world.

So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews. My true views were not widely known & I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.

I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.

Who am I?

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ADOLF HITLER.

WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?

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Originally posted by AURaptor:
When Pal women start dressing up their babies in suicide pampers, might be a good idea to go ahead and take care of both of them at once, before they have a chance to kill.

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
and I don't really recall Hitler calling banks and corporations evil - just the Jews were evil. He was only too happy to get in bed with the banks and corporations; just ask Prescott Bush and Henry Ford!

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
*sigh*

It's not gonna change into a Jackie Chan's Who Am I? thread, is it?



The laughing Chrisisall

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Originally posted by citizen:
Jackie Chan == Hitler?

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Originally posted by citizen:
Jackie Chan == Hitler?

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No, but he found his gold in Operation Condor!

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Originally posted by AnthonyT:

My favorite Jackie Chan movie was Drunken Master (Drunken Master 2 in some places?)

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I lament that we will not get to see Shanghai Dawn because of the poor returns on Shanghai Knights.

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Originally posted by BigDamnNobody:
Sorry about your thread there Geezer. You won't get any serious discussion out of this lot.

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Originally posted by BigDamnNobody:
Sorry about your thread there Geezer. You won't get any serious discussion out of this lot.

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Originally posted by Geezer:
I initally saw the "Who Am I" email as relating to the earlier "Pirates cause Global Warming or Correlation and Causality" thread, i.e. just because there are similar events in two folks lives doesn't mean they're the same type of person.

However, after noting Chris's massive attempts to change the subject, and noting that he's a universally recoginzed pimp for the liberal establishment, I have to consider the possibility that maybe Pres. Obama is channelling Herr Schickelgruber.

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Originally posted by Geezer:
I initally saw the "Who Am I" email as relating to the earlier "Pirates cause Global Warming or Correlation and Causality" thread, i.e. just because there are similar events in two folks lives doesn't mean they're the same type of person.

However, after noting Chris's massive attempts to change the subject, and noting that he's a universally recoginzed pimp for the liberal establishment, I have to consider the possibility that maybe Pres. Obama is channelling Herr Schickelgruber.

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I had it sooner than half way to the "Jew" line, so maybe I've seen it before - or maybe I'm just more observant than all these liberals. Was an obvious parallel to obama, tho. Of course some conveniently forget that Reagan championed for the poor actors as President of the Screen Actors Guild, and leading Democrat of the day. Then he woke up and became reasonable and conservative.

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Originally posted by BigDamnNobody:
Sorry about your thread there Geezer. You won't get any serious discussion out of this lot.

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Originally posted by jewelstaitefan:

I had it sooner than half way to the "Jew" line, so maybe I've seen it before - or maybe I'm just more observant than all these liberals.

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Originally posted by Geezer:

However, after noting Chris's massive attempts to change the subject, and noting that he's a universally recoginzed pimp for the liberal establishment,

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