Slumming Banned Worldwide by piratenews

*Blink* You read fanfic?

Nothing wrong with that, I'm just surprised. I kind of thought you dug around for news stories and stuff all the time.

I guess it's kinda like finding out that you sleep or something. In retrospect it's obvious, but it's not something I'd immediately think about, you know?

Anyway, neat!

Also, yes, site blockers. :( I was about to check out a site link Frem posted, apparently my workplace doesn't want us using anonymizers. XD

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Thursday, August 20, 2009 12:39 PM

Stormfront.org?

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Thursday, August 20, 2009 12:51 PM

Heh heh heh, hey now, no messin with my unwilling and unknowing flunkies who I can wind up into doing just about anything I want by playing on their ignorance and programming.

Seriously, by exploiting their psychological issues, once you have insinuated yourself into a position of cred with em, you can get those damn fools to do ANYTHING - and best of all ?

They're completely disposable assets you can't even feel bad about using up.

Besides which, cultivating your own is way cheaper than VillainSource, bargain bin notwithstanding.
http://www.villainsource.com/misc.html

-F

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Thursday, August 20, 2009 1:07 PM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
Stormfront.org?

Yes, all news weather sites are banned as hatespeech. Stormfront is by Slumming. Some of it X-rated...

RWED is good to go tho.

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Thursday, August 20, 2009 1:33 PM

BM, Stormfront is no more a fanfic site than it is a weather site :)

Frem,
Winning charity idea: Adopt an al-Qaeda cell!

Meanwhile, has anyone else noticed the rapid decline in Nazis? I think it's Obama and socialism. My random first guess: All these people who were Nazis really just hated black people, (and mexicans) and so they spouted all of this socialism because it gave them a coherent philosophy. Suddenly a nightmare is upon them: A black man in the white house espousing socialism! No, wait, that's worse than their worst nightmare, that was probably just a black man in the white house. But anyway, now they have to drop the socialism and be against it, in order to remain anti-black. This of course demotes stormfront from their position and has elevated chimpout to the web's new "most evil" site. Stormfront meanwhile is left arguing over whether they find jewish actresses attractive and what that says about them.

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Thursday, August 20, 2009 2:18 PM

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Thursday, August 20, 2009 5:32 PM

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." -- William Casey, Reagan's presidential campaign manager & CIA Director (from first staff meeting in 1981)

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Originally posted by Fremdfirma:

Heh heh heh, hey now, no messin with my unwilling and unknowing flunkies who I can wind up into doing just about anything I want by playing on their ignorance and programming.

Seriously, by exploiting their psychological issues, once you have insinuated yourself into a position of cred with em, you can get those damn fools to do ANYTHING - and best of all ?

They're completely disposable assets you can't even feel bad about using up.

Besides which, cultivating your own is way cheaper than VillainSource, bargain bin notwithstanding.
http://www.villainsource.com/misc.html

-F

Gawd, you are one evil, heartless bastard.

I think you've just become my idol!

Mike

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Thursday, August 20, 2009 5:58 PM

Now that I've checked things out, I'm glad the site was blocked, really not interested in having an anonymizer that leaves a backdoor wide open for government investigation to roll up my ass.

Though it's not like I knew what an anonymizer was before I looked it up, so I wouldn't have downloaded it anyway before researching. Saved by ignorance!

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Thursday, August 20, 2009 6:16 PM

Ah. So only SAYING he was reading fanfic on FFF.

I figured stormfront was the name of the firewall.

Aside from a general "avoid anything I'm not familiar with strategy," I'm pretty much clueless when it comes to internet groups and computer programs.

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Thursday, August 20, 2009 6:35 PM

SLUMMING

Hey, what's all this about "sleazy fanfic"?! Geez, who would have thought my stuff would ever be banned worldwide? lol As for "sleazy", I shudder to think what would happen if I posted everything I write! *grin*

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Thursday, August 20, 2009 6:42 PM

BM

Stormfront is good for the humor value :) laughing at them, not with them, hence the comment about finding jewish girls attractive. Jewish is a religion of course, not a race, but then aryan is a culture, not a race, and german isn't an aryan culture.

They don't scare me, if you want to see scary, go to cfr.org.

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Thursday, August 20, 2009 6:43 PM

PLATONIST

My school district has set the filters so high this year, that I can't access this site at work anymore:(
And it logs any attempts back to the district office, talk about Big Brother!

What are we if we can’t read sleazy fanfic, while at work? It’s downright unjust.

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Friday, August 21, 2009 1:48 AM

Oh come now Mikey, like you didn't have some inkling of what I planned to do when I was oh-so-very INTERESTED in exploring the psychology of those types way back when ?

Their mindset and cognition are so simple that if you crack one, you've got the keys to em all, and once you know where the gears and levers are, it's all too easy - how many times did you sit there laughing up your sleeve and WATCH me set one of em off with a post loaded heavy on their trigger words to set all their psychological programming off in opposition to itself, so I could watch the meltdown for amusement ?

I even had the decency to warn em about what happens when they hand over the keys to their free will so easily, that someone with knowhow of the way it works could insinuate themselves upstream and manipulate them into acting against their own interests without them even realizing it.

Right now, with the Obamination vs the RightyWhities, what this is, really - is folks like me throwing sandbags (righties) under the truck (Bamas plans) to slow it down and prevent it from running us over, this does no good to the truck OR the sandbags, but it's not like we care about either one particularly, and what better way to use such a dangerous asset as the right wing nutters but to use it UP?

So people with real concerns throw them into the gears and watch them get ground up while carefully measuring where and when the time will come to jam the works by bringing up ACTUAL concerns instead of rabid bullshit, but first one has to slow the gears down enough to not get ground up the minute you open your mouth, yes ?

Done told ya, when you wanna make a move, you don't influence the peons, you go upstream and find out who's tossin em in the river (*nod to Rue*) and take action there - this is just a darker variant of the same trick, and you can't possibly feel sorry for em given that they were the ones who enabled the Bush regimes abuses and left the door wide open for Obama to run with that ball - so it's only perfect justice for them to get obliterated in working as a check against the very thing they helped spawn in the first place.

Sometimes the best way to hide a plan is to be so very up front and audacious about it that no one takes you seriously.

For a FACT: They Should Have.

-Frem

It cannot be said enough, those who do not learn from history, are doomed to endlessly repeat it

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Friday, August 21, 2009 2:24 AM

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Originally posted by slumming:
Hey, what's all this about "sleazy fanfic"?! Geez, who would have thought my stuff would ever be banned worldwide? lol As for "sleazy", I shudder to think what would happen if I posted everything I write! *grin*

Chris, you slay me.

Mike

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Friday, August 21, 2009 7:08 AM

http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&sa=1&q=sleazy+surf&aq=f&oq
=&aqi=&start=0
http://porkchopsandapplesauce.org/sleazysurf.side1.mp3
http://porkchopsandapplesauce.org/sleazysurf.side2.mp3

Frem

I believe that word is spelt Obamanation with an "a," or in two words: Obama Nation.

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Friday, August 21, 2009 7:22 AM

RIPWASH

Quote:
Originally posted by Fremdfirma:

Heh heh heh, hey now, no messin with my unwilling and unknowing flunkies who I can wind up into doing just about anything I want by playing on their ignorance and programming.

Seriously, by exploiting their psychological issues, once you have insinuated yourself into a position of cred with em, you can get those damn fools to do ANYTHING - and best of all ?

They're completely disposable assets you can't even feel bad about using up.

Besides which, cultivating your own is way cheaper than VillainSource, bargain bin notwithstanding.
http://www.villainsource.com/misc.html

-F

On a related note . . .

http://www.superherosupplies.com/

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"It's okay! I'm a leaf on the wind!!!"
"What does that mean?!?!?!"

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Friday, August 21, 2009 7:22 AM

PIRATENEWS

John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by slumming:
Hey, what's all this about "sleazy fanfic"?! Geez, who would have thought my stuff would ever be banned worldwide? lol As for "sleazy", I shudder to think what would happen if I posted everything I write! *grin*

I use that term as a compliment.

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Friday, August 21, 2009 7:41 AM

SLUMMING

OH well...in that case, thanks...I think! :)

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Friday, August 21, 2009 7:52 AM

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Originally posted by dreamtrove:
Frem

I believe that word is spelt Obamanation with an "a," or in two words: Obama Nation.

Actually, that depends on what you mean. If you're saying we're an Obama Nation, as a good thing, then yeah. If you're saying his election was an abomination in the face of the Lord, then you call him Obamination, just flipping the "O" and the "A" of that word.

Cute, huh?

Mike

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Friday, August 21, 2009 7:58 AM

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Originally posted by RIPWash:
Quote:
Originally posted by Fremdfirma:

Heh heh heh, hey now, no messin with my unwilling and unknowing flunkies who I can wind up into doing just about anything I want by playing on their ignorance and programming.

Seriously, by exploiting their psychological issues, once you have insinuated yourself into a position of cred with em, you can get those damn fools to do ANYTHING - and best of all ?

They're completely disposable assets you can't even feel bad about using up.

Besides which, cultivating your own is way cheaper than VillainSource, bargain bin notwithstanding.
http://www.villainsource.com/misc.html

-F

On a related note . . .

http://www.superherosupplies.com/

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"It's okay! I'm a leaf on the wind!!!"
"What does that mean?!?!?!"

I don't think superherosupplies can compete with this item from villainsource:

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Skinhead Aryan Christian militia group

Wait a minute, you're thinking -- Nazism failed, despite the snappy costumes, due to outdated racist ideology, bad military decisions, lousy cryptography, and the amazing propaganda power of American Warner Bros. cartoons.

So why would I want to hire a bunch of inbred misfit losers, adhering to a failed ideology, and who can't muster enough brain power between them to jump-start a penlight?

The answer: volume, volume, volume. We recruit these drooling pinheads through publications like Soldier of Fortune and Teen People, outfit them with patches, baseball bats, and malt liquor, and set them loose on an unsuspecting public.

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Price: US$15.00 per head, min. 100

Soldier of Fortune and Teen People.

Frakking priceless.

Mike

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Friday, August 21, 2009 12:33 PM

White supremacists may come cheap, but I'm going to have to go with multi-level marketing scheme and own a swiss bank, with the Panasonic DX supervillain's personal assistant.

Fembots may look nice, but always get easily foiled, so I'll opt for the brain bug, it usually works. My android will play the part of a high level corporate executive. They seldom get targeted and are usually just shadowy figures of looming darkness.

Sorry, Frem, my plan will then have to borrow Lucy™. I will lower Lucy™ into enemy territory and then warn my opponents to not try to bring up her childhood memories because they are troubled and unresolved, while secretly hinting that my evil corporate secrets are hidden in Lucy™'s past. This will ensure that my intrepid insipid heroes will try, (when the compassion for the abused child combines with the desire to gain the knowledge mcguffin to defeat evil, hero brains will cease to function. Plus, she has cat ears.) and that will solve all non-Lucy™ related problems. Yes, I'm aware there's a flaw in my plan, I'm evil, of course there's a flaw in my plan.

I will of course hide out in my al qaeda cave (very effective proven hiding) and include a getaway pod (these always carry you to the sequel.)

Next, I will need henchmen. Only two types ever work: High fashion femme fatale, to actually get things done, and zombies, to distract my opponents into a pointless self destructive quest. I will have fashion castle in the middle of enemy territory. Then, my sexy femme fatales will eventually become zombies, and Lucy™ will finish off the lot.

My doomsday device will be a decoy to lure the hero to zombie castle. My henchbeings will only use guns, as this is the only thing heroes appear to die from.

This doomsday device decoy will contain all the classic trappings of the LED clock countdown that can only be disabled with seconds to go. I'll put 2 hours on the clock, not 1, so it will last the entire film, and the heroes will spend their time trying to stop it, only to get a message at the end that says "suckers, you are now zombies."

As a superpower I will use Magic™ because it works. My special medicine will be truth serum in the vamp gf's kiss. This femme fatale appears to be a helpless betty and can be dropped into the heroes' midst, and she will be very innocently hot, so they can fight over her. It's a shame that she'll end up a decapitated zombie, but she'll two time everyone and collect a lot of information which she will then share using my wireless communication gadget.

The final piece, the wireless communication gadget, will not be secret. It will be an "amazingly convenient useful thing to find" planted for the heroes, to enable them to survive zombies for a while, and to have a special way to phone me to demand my surrender and say "Nyah nyah" which heroes love to do. My planted gf will then take it when she goes attempts to go on a dangerous mission, and a macho male stops her, and tells her to stay right where she is. When she asks "What if the zombies come HERE!?" He will willingly give her one of the communication units and tell her to "call him if anything happens." Instead, she'll call me and tell me everything she has learned.

Oh, and I will not turn into a giant snake: It never helps.

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Friday, August 21, 2009 1:10 PM

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Oh, and I will not turn into a giant snake: It never helps.

No kidding. And yet everyone always thinks that's the COOL part of making unholy alliances. Why's it always got to be a giant snake?

Mike

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Friday, August 21, 2009 2:44 PM

I think y'all seriously overestimate the cunning and intellect of hero types.

Keeping it simple works wonders too.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SchmuckBait

-F

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Friday, August 21, 2009 6:01 PM

Mike,

Pete's evil overlord list passe already?

Frem,

Shmuck bait, not subtle enough for me, maybe homer does it, but some heroes might have lackeys do it. Here's another: Heroes always go for "free yourself from a cage. You can plan to make that a bad idea, or a time stall.

Fictional heroes, trope stuff. I still write :) Or will when I get some MF free time.

I met a man in Slovenia who told me some words of advice about a little game he likes to play when he sits down for 4 cappuccinos: Stalling can be a better more than a kill. If you can corner an opponent's queen so that it takes four moves to free her, it can be a better move than actually taking the queen.

Tricky game. Oh, and I also met this girl while I was there:

Congrats, Alex, on your world champion win.
And my sympathies, Gary on your electoral literal beating (Sacrifice pawn? You should know better than to go up against Putin. We all know why.)

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Saturday, August 22, 2009 2:58 AM

The Schmuck Bait thing is also a bit of an injoke.

There's one of my people, currently a stage actor, name of Cindy.

Cindy is short, cute, blue eyes, blond hair, and fair of feature, with an on-command emotional range that's right impressive, and the ability to cut loose some really traumatised sounding racket if she wants to - the girl DEFINITELY has a future in the B-grade horror movie market for those qualities alone.

To which, I told her if I ever needed to build an trap for heroic types all I would ever have to do is hire her and have her stand on the other side of it and play damsel in distress, while watching the body count rack up.

And thus, to her extreme amusement, she became "Cindy ShmuckBait", and we've taken to some really interesting/amusing tactics playing on the general hormone laced stupidity of anything with a Y chromosone.

-F

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Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:17 AM

And some without. I've known some xx who would go to extreme lengths for a hottie.

I included hottie as imbedded girlfiend. In a typical story, she needs a distraction, to be in distress, so never to be called out, or to be in dat dress, or a state of disdress, or no dress at all.

I suppose that would work for your regular war:

Hi, I'm candy, and my parents said I should come here to be 'reformed.'

I was just looking up Gabrielle Drake of UFO per Traveler's signature, and I found this blog:

http://timewarden83.blogspot.com/2008/04/telly-visions-gabrielle-drake
.html

Particularly I got distracted by the awesome schoolgirl picture on the blog, which I'm sure anyone with a y,or xx chromosome can appreciate.

Speaking of which, have you checked out the up and coming companion for Dr. Who?

In a word: Meow.

Companions have been a source of tame fantasy for many years now.

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Saturday, August 22, 2009 7:26 PM

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John Lee, conspiracy therapist at Hollywood award-winner History Channel-mocked SNL-spoofed PirateNew.org wooHOO!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally posted by Bytemite:
*Blink* You read fanfic?

Nothing wrong with that, I'm just surprised. I kind of thought you dug around for news stories and stuff all the time.

I likes me some X-rated fanfic.

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Saturday, August 22, 2009 7:32 PM