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The 4 Poofs And A Piano were refused permission to register their name as a Trademark because, the authorities said, someone could find the name offensive.

The 4 Poofs protested that, given they were the poofs in question, no one could possibly take offence. If that's what they chose to call themselves, what was the problem?

None of this cut any ice with the Trademark Taliban, who continued to insist that 'poofs' was intrinsically insulting and therefore could not receive official endorsement.

Thus there was a Scottish Nationalist who demanded the hokey-cokey be classified as a 'hate crime' because, he said, the popular party song and dance had anti-papist roots and was therefore sectarian. Anyone putting their right foot in, their right foot out, in, out, in, out and shaking it all about, should be arrested.

A 77-year-old grandmother in Hampshire was warned that she would be arrested for inciting religious hatred unless she took down a jokey sign on her gate reading: 'Our dogs are fed on Jehovah's Witnesses.'

Not content with introducing more than 3,500 new laws in its 13 years in office, the Labour Government invented a whole exciting new category of offence called 'hate crimes'. The Home Office definition is: 'Any incident which is perceived by the victim or any other person as being motivated by prejudice or hate.'

While he wasn't actually prosecuted - unlike two South Coast pensioners who protested against a Gay Pride rally - Prince Charles found himself in big trouble for referring to an Asian polo partner and friend as 'Sooty', even though the gentleman in question has no problem with his nickname.

The fact that no offence was either intended or taken would not have been enough to stop him being charged, provided someone - anyone - made a complaint. This puts the power of prosecution in the hands of any self-righteous, malevolent mischief-maker, of which we have no shortage.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1262408/They-accuse-Basil-Br
ush-Prince-Charles-hate-crimes-let-real-villains-scot-free.html


In kosher Commie Russia, the kosher founders of kosher hatecrimes enforced the death penalty for saying the word 'jew'.


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