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"I'm hard at work on plans for the Obama Library. And some have suggested that we put it in my birthplace, but I'd rather keep it in the United States."
-Barack Hussein Obama Soetoro, White House Correspondents dinner 2013,
Motion to Strike Brief of Amicus Curie, Hugh MCinnish v. Beth Chapman
Secretary of State, CV-2012-1053, Case No. 1120465, Alabama Supreme court, 14 May 2013
http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2013/05/official-motion-to
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"We will go to the moon, and we will go to Mars. But we're not going to do it tomorrow."
-Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield, International Space Station Soviet Soyuz Expedition 34, Space Shuttle STS-74, Space Shuttle STS-100, Royal Canadian Air Force fighter pilot, University of Tennessee Space Institute, Washington Post, 15 May 2013
http://www.theday.com/article/20130515/NWS14/305159958/1044
http://fireflyfans.net/mthread.aspx?tid=54923

"I'm Barack Obama, the Marxist professor. I spent the last two years of high school in a daze. I drank beer heavily, and tried drugs enthusiastically. Look I uh, when I was a kid , I inhaled, frequently. that was uh, that was the point. Pot helped, and booze. A little blow when you could afford it. Junkie, pothead, that's where I was headed. Now you know that guy ain't shit. Sorry ass motherfuckers got nothin on me, nothin. Shit's gettin way too complicated for me. There are white folks, then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you. You can put lipstick on a pig. You ain't my bitch nigger, buy your own damn fries. That's just how white folks will do ya."
-Barack Hussein Obama Soetoro, Dreams From My Father MP3

http://www.archive.org/details/ObamaInauguralMashup/

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