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Major Improovment!

POSTED BY: JO753
UPDATED: Monday, October 26, 2015 09:45
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Thursday, September 10, 2015 5:40 PM

JO753

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I finally got the CoRT paje to work properly:

http://www.nooalf.com/CoRT.htm

Befor, it had popups that played the sound clips or complete pajez for each sound, rediculous and clunky. There were actually 80 pajez there, just to hopefully play 34 sound clips!!!

I alwayz wanted it to be a nise smooth mouseover effect, but I coudnt find any programmerz who knew how, so I figured out how to do it myself.

Still need to convert the FoNS pajez to this system.

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Thursday, September 10, 2015 10:02 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK


This has to be the best website I've seen in a long time.



I can barely understand English and that's my native language JO....

Explain to me again why I should learn what appears to be a mix of Russian and Klingon? :)


By the way.... I do appreciate you taking the time in your posts here to speak as close to English as you can instead of Nooalf?

I can pretty much phonetically figure out every word you say without any trouble here....

I think my biggest hurdle with Nooalf is that "X" is for thumb, or with a line through it it's for feather. Although, I do then understand why "U" is for the "A" in "Zebra", given that it also starts the world "ugly", and I assume that Z would be used to spell Xylophone instead of X?????

Honestly, I think this system has some merit. I bet if I took some time to really study all of the letterz that it would all make a world of sense in time. It's your own little Rosetta Stone. Sure beats the hell out of what I do with 90% of my own free time.


I really have to say again though how much I love the site and the pictures on it. It reminds me of the hilarity and uniqueness of the internet back in hte late 90's in my college days.





Interestingly enough, I always pronounced "Tape Measure" as "Tape Measurer".... It turns out that there is no such word as "Measurer", and you are correct. I don't know why that at all surprised me when it's obvious you've spent 1,000 times more studying language than I will likely ever do in my entire life....





Do Right, Be Right. :)

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Friday, September 11, 2015 4:11 PM

JO753

rezident owtsidr


xaNKS, 6String!

I rarely get any encourajment for the site.

I believ you actually get sum credit for the new pajez. WAY back wen I first joined here, you commented that the site looked old. I'd been hearing that for a wile so that wuz the tipping point wich started the upgrade.

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Sunday, September 13, 2015 10:37 PM

JO753

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I tried the CoRT paje on a netbook with Linux and the sound didnt play. Maybe I need to put the .ogg sound filez in the soundz folder.

Also a possible problem with smartfonez iz that they may not hav a mouseover function. I mite hav to add an on-click option.

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Monday, September 14, 2015 7:36 PM

JO753

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All great ideaz!

Az I understand it, doing a text converter iznt too difficult, just tedious. I'd basicly be riting a Nooalf dictionary. Several uv the spelling reformerz hav converterz.

TWITR iz a great idea. Are you a programmer?

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Tuesday, September 15, 2015 6:30 PM

WHOZIT


I'll stick with the Drudge Report, nuf sed.

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Wednesday, September 16, 2015 3:18 AM

JO753

rezident owtsidr


Quote:
Originally posted by G:
Twitr.com is taken btw, and just to do a reality check, you should know that any variation on "twitter.com" even a Nooalf one, could get you on their contact list. The really bad one.


Are they like Mattel?

Mattel suez anybody named Barbie, Ken, or any name thats even similar to wun uv their toyz. They sued the Barbi twinz! http://barbitwins.com/

Quote:
I think the text converter is pretty cool too. Imagine the US Constitution in Nooalf? As easy as cut and paste!


So get cracking, man! I cant do everything myself!

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Wednesday, September 16, 2015 2:01 PM

JO753

rezident owtsidr


So, sumtime next week then?

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Wednesday, September 16, 2015 2:03 PM

JO753

rezident owtsidr


I tried just adding onclick=playclip() to the same string but it just triez to go to another webpaje.

That woud be the koolest solution kuz then vizitorz woudnt hav to go to a different paje.

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Thursday, September 17, 2015 3:47 PM

JO753

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I experiment on a different computer. The online paje wont chanje till I get a new version working properly.

Herez a line uv code for the ALEIN letr/pik/sownd:

< a href="about.htm" onmouseover="myVar = setTimeout(function(){playclipALEIN()},350)" onmouseout="clearTimeout(myVar);" >< imj sr="ALEIN.goof" width="150" height="130" >

Thats where the picture box iz at, but therez alot more to it than that. I dont know if I'd add the onclick code there or the other plasez.

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Thursday, September 17, 2015 5:02 PM

JO753

rezident owtsidr


Quote:
Originally posted by G:
No guarantees - but it's slow right now while I wait for the US Patent office to grind through their gears.


Didnt know you were an inventor. Anything mekanical? Good luck with the patent.



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Thursday, September 17, 2015 9:55 PM

JO753

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Sorta. there iz no about paje so I get "you are not connected to a network"

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Friday, September 18, 2015 10:59 AM

JO753

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Just tried taking out the a href and /a tagz and it stopped it from working at all.

On the code stuff I put in above, I changed or ommited bits to keep it from trying to do anything here. Its a big problem for me to try stuff from programmer forums bekuz they do this all the time and I usually cant tell wut needz to be altered to activate it.

Thanks for the w3 link, I'v actually been reading it all morning and I think its starting to sink in.

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Friday, September 18, 2015 3:32 PM

JO753

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Just found out that I can just get rid uv the a and leave the href and it stops it from trying to go to a page. Also discovered that the /a cloze tag wuz missing from a bunch uv the piks anyway!

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Saturday, September 19, 2015 10:38 AM

JO753

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Have you tried out any uv this jquery stuff, G?
http://www.w3schools.com/jquery/jquery_intro.asp

I hav been experimenting with it offline. I can get sum stuff to work, like the fade effect, but cant make other stuff happen.

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Tuesday, September 22, 2015 5:50 PM

JO753

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A member named Sempervivum in the Web Developerz forum fixed it for me!

http://www.nooalf.com/CoRT.htm

Now it wrks on click on smartfonez!

Now he made an even better version to replase that, but I want to get sum sorta visual effect working first. Az you can see, the piks do nothing vizable so its kinda ded looking. I want them to expand a little on mouseover.

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Wednesday, September 23, 2015 1:00 PM

JO753

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xanks!

Just uploaded the latest version. Mouseover and click works on pointer type devisez and click works on smartfonez and tablets.

I'm not so set on having a visual effect now. Its fine the way it iz and it woudnt be uv much use on anything with a touch screen anyway.

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Friday, October 23, 2015 3:14 PM

JO753

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Upgraddded the http://www.nooalf.com/PRoDUKS.html paje.

Now you can mouseover or click on the text and it chanjez to regular English. Even the titlez!

I realize that it actually makes it eazy to learn Nooalf just from reading the paje, thus demotivating a purchase, but wut the hell. Its never been about making money.

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Monday, October 26, 2015 9:45 AM

JO753

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Not yet. I need to make bio pajez for them still.

They all hav blog pajez tho: http://www.nooalf.com/ANJL.html

The latest improovment iz that I figured out why my font embed wuznt working. I mispelled the font name SeRENITE insted uv SeReNITE and having numberz in the font-family name kept 2NQ4YQ from working. Eazy fix, I just dezignate it az TQNQFORYQ.

You can see the SeReNITE font at the bottom uv the GAT KRasR pajez.
http://www.nooalf.com/GATKEPRZ.html


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