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Poor AURaptor, can we take up a collection?

POSTED BY: CHRISISALL
UPDATED: Friday, December 9, 2011 14:01
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Wednesday, December 7, 2011 6:40 PM

CHRISISALL


See, AU's financial situation has collapsed. His parents can no longer afford to pay his bills, and he recently lost his job to downsizing. He still loves the American (lost) Dream, but can't wrap his head around his plight. Dementia takes its toll, I fear. He hopes to be rich some day, and can't let go of the fantasy. A fantasy.
A wonderful fantasy...



The laughing Chrisisall



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Wednesday, December 7, 2011 6:53 PM

BYTEMITE


We're writing board fanfic!

So Wulf got recruited for a job to make a little extra money for the little one coming along. He gets bused out into some Nicaraguan Jungle to fight against a drug cartel, but it turns out the whole thing might be a set-up courtesy of Frem, and he's out there stacking things against Wulf Apocalypse Now style.

Wulf thinks he got Frem, but at the very end Frem's lurking outside of a blown up building. He takes a long draw from a cigarette and smiles like everything was all part of his plan.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2011 9:59 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht


Riona opens her establishment with a perfect business partner. Byte moves into the woods in the backyard and is in charge of our self sustaining garden and seeing to it that all my folk who are interested can take part in growing yummy things to eat. Riona also discovers that she is really from the Fae realm, the Irish portion thereof of course. And Riona gets to go to Eire every year for a vacation and still gets to camp every year and gets to sing at lots of Renaissance faires and gets a following of people who like watching her sing good trad and everything else that looks like good trad.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Thursday, December 8, 2011 3:21 AM

AURAPTOR

America loves a winner!



I'd be happy if my parents were still here.



"The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don't do anything about it." - Albert Einstein

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Thursday, December 8, 2011 4:20 AM

GEEZER

Keep the Shiny side up


Chris sells his meds to get enough sheet plastic to build a 1/3 scale Galactica 1980 Viper, but, due to the lack of anti-psychotics in his system, ends up creating...



"Keep the Shiny side up"

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Thursday, December 8, 2011 7:22 AM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by Geezer:



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Wait- where did you get this picture? I haven't posted it anywhere!!!

Rat's right, Raggy!


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Thursday, December 8, 2011 12:26 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht


I wish your parents were still here too Raptor.

I'm not sure how the anti psychotics got into Chris's story but oh well.

Niki enters a local sulky race and wins, she uses her newfound platform of local interest to promote the sport and then enters the national sulky race. Stay tuned to see how it turns out in the next chapter.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:16 PM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by RionaEire:
I'm not sure how the anti psychotics got into Chris's story but oh well.


I dabbled in anti-depressants for a spell, until they depressed me too much, that is. Found makin' models & money was a kind of cure in it's own self. And pizza.
And Kung Fu, naturally.
So Chrisisall writes a book about how models, pizza & Kung Fu can replace the overpriced anti-depressant big pharma industry, and becomes a guru overnight & an enemy of corporate medicine... luckily black bag ops against him end in comical beatings of the bad guys...



The laughing Chrisisall


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Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:25 PM

ANTHONYT

Freedom is Important because People are Important


Hello,

After gaining all-time high-score status on World of Tanks, Mrs. T is invited to be a driver in the first-ever demolition derby featuring armored vehicles. Frem becomes her equipment buyer and chief mechanic, expanding his small engine skills to tackle the problems of 600 horsepower diesel monstrosities. Meanwhile, he secretly makes sure that every tank used in the derby is fully armed with working cannons, and then sells off 'totaled' tanks for a buck-a-piece to hippy communes, pagan churches, and anarchist enclaves for use as 'farming tractors.'

As the sport of 'tank demolition derbies' takes off, ATF encroachment on 'fringe' groups becomes exceedingly rare.

--Anthony


_______________________________________________

"In every war, the state enacts a tax of freedom upon the citizenry. The unspoken promise is that the tax shall be revoked at war's end. Endless war holds no such promise. Hence, Eternal War is Eternal Slavery." --Admiral Robert J. Henner


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Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:51 PM

CANTTAKESKY


Quote:

Originally posted by AnthonyT:
Meanwhile, he secretly makes sure that every tank used in the derby is fully armed with working cannons, and then sells off 'totaled' tanks for a buck-a-piece to hippy communes, pagan churches, and anarchist enclaves for use as 'farming tractors.'

ROFL. Frem gets into the best stories doing the most outrageous things.

Sorry about your parents, Rap.

-----
Never be deceived that the rich will allow you to vote away their wealth. -- Lucy Parsons (1853-1942, labor activist and anarcho-communist)

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Thursday, December 8, 2011 1:52 PM

JONGSSTRAW


Hey Chris off topic...but how did the Botany Bay's cargo units end up on Ceti Alpha 5 for Chekov to find years later? The ship was cast adrift in space when Khan took temporary control of the Enterprise. Also do you think that Lt. Marla Magivers, who left with Khan, became his wife whose death Khan describes in Wrath?









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Thursday, December 8, 2011 2:06 PM

ANTHONYT

Freedom is Important because People are Important


Hello,

Question 1 - but how did the Botany Bay's cargo units end up on Ceti Alpha 5 for Chekov to find years later? The ship was cast adrift in space when Khan took temporary control of the Enterprise.

Answer A - The cargo unit was not from the Botany Bay, but some items aboard were. It was one of these items Chekov saw 'Botany Bay' inscribed upon.

Answer B - The Enterprise collected the remaining supplies from the Botany Bay to give these settlers a better chance for survival on their new world.

Question 2 - Also do you think that Lt. Marla Magivers, who left with Khan, became his wife whose death Khan describes in Wrath?

Answer A - Yes.

--Anthony


_______________________________________________

"In every war, the state enacts a tax of freedom upon the citizenry. The unspoken promise is that the tax shall be revoked at war's end. Endless war holds no such promise. Hence, Eternal War is Eternal Slavery." --Admiral Robert J. Henner


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Thursday, December 8, 2011 2:17 PM

RIONAEIRE

Beir bua agus beannacht


Hi Chris I'm glad your depressive episode cleared up on its own, having fun things to do in life is important for everyone.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

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Thursday, December 8, 2011 2:50 PM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by RionaEire:
having fun things to do in life is important for everyone.


It's all we really have.
And beating up bad guys....



The laughing Chrisisall


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Thursday, December 8, 2011 4:10 PM

JONGSSTRAW


Quote:

Originally posted by AnthonyT:
Hello,

Question 1 - but how did the Botany Bay's cargo units end up on Ceti Alpha 5 for Chekov to find years later? The ship was cast adrift in space when Khan took temporary control of the Enterprise.

Answer A - The cargo unit was not from the Botany Bay, but some items aboard were. It was one of these items Chekov saw 'Botany Bay' inscribed upon.

Answer B - The Enterprise collected the remaining supplies from the Botany Bay to give these settlers a better chance for survival on their new world.

Question 2 - Also do you think that Lt. Marla Magivers, who left with Khan, became his wife whose death Khan describes in Wrath?

Answer A - Yes.

--Anthony


_______________________________________________

"In every war, the state enacts a tax of freedom upon the citizenry. The unspoken promise is that the tax shall be revoked at war's end. Endless war holds no such promise. Hence, Eternal War is Eternal Slavery." --Admiral Robert J. Henner



I think you're right on both counts. Thanks.










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Thursday, December 8, 2011 4:51 PM

DREAMTROVE


Quote:

Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:

Originally posted by RionaEire:
having fun things to do in life is important for everyone.


It's all we really have.
And beating up bad guys....



The laughing Chrisisall




A most excellent analysis of out partisan system there.


That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.

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Thursday, December 8, 2011 5:16 PM

CHRISISALL


Quote:

Originally posted by dreamtrove:
A most excellent analysis of our partisan system there.

Thanks. It took a lot of thought.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


The laughing Chrisisall


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Thursday, December 8, 2011 7:01 PM

MAGONSDAUGHTER


Quote:

Originally posted by RionaEire:
Riona opens her establishment with a perfect business partner. Byte moves into the woods in the backyard and is in charge of our self sustaining garden and seeing to it that all my folk who are interested can take part in growing yummy things to eat. Riona also discovers that she is really from the Fae realm, the Irish portion thereof of course. And Riona gets to go to Eire every year for a vacation and still gets to camp every year and gets to sing at lots of Renaissance faires and gets a following of people who like watching her sing good trad and everything else that looks like good trad.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya



i like it.

Byte discovers an orphaned wolf cub and raises it as her own

Frem opens a school for mistreated children in which assault weapons training is a mandatory subject

AnthonyT becomes a celebrity chef who brings traditional cuban food to the world

DT is given his own tv show to host - an updated version of Believe it or Not?

CTS discovers a plant in the Andes with miraculous healing properties and sets up a world wide co-operative distribution network that puts a number of major pharma companies out of business

Chris gets a speaking part in the next Star Trek film - I'm thinking a Romulen good guy?

Piratenews meets a wealthy jewish banker - falls madly in love and lives happily ever after




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Friday, December 9, 2011 2:56 AM

CANTTAKESKY


Quote:

Originally posted by Magonsdaughter:
Byte discovers an orphaned wolf cub and raises it as her own

Frem opens a school for mistreated children in which assault weapons training is a mandatory subject

AnthonyT becomes a celebrity chef who brings traditional cuban food to the world

DT is given his own tv show to host - an updated version of Believe it or Not?

CTS discovers a plant in the Andes with miraculous healing properties and sets up a world wide co-operative distribution network that puts a number of major pharma companies out of business

Chris gets a speaking part in the next Star Trek film - I'm thinking a Romulen good guy?

Piratenews meets a wealthy jewish banker - falls madly in love and lives happily ever after



Excellent! All of them.

Anthony, riding the momentum of fame as a celebrity chef, becomes elected Sheriff. Crime rates go down 75%. He becomes the most popular and respected Sheriff in his state and wins the governorship of AZ by a landslide. Repeals hostile immigration laws. AZ becomes a model state for immigrant friendly crime fighting and restoration of Constitutional rights.

Frem's Kids go to Afghanistan to help RAWA, exposes human trafficking rings operated by Haliburton, Blackwater, Xe, etc., and using methods that Lisbeth Salander would be proud of, puts Erik Prince and his cronies out of business for good. For good, really.

Byte's wolf cub accidentally leads her to discover a cure for diabetes. She wins the Nobel Prize for Medicine, but never showed up to collect it.

Chris' son is cured. Chris, now all happy, skyrockets in his acting career. He becomes known as the American Jackie Chan and becomes a billionnaire. He donates half his money to the Bytemite Research Institute, now working on the cure for cancer.

DT's show becomes more popular than Alex Jones. He manages to convince enough of the Occupy and Tea Party movements to merge into a new force to be reckoned with. The dismantling of the Fed Reserve occurs on Dec 21, 2012. A coincidence? I think not.

PirateNews and his Jewish former banker spouse (gender undisclosed) adopt children and puppies. He actually turns out to be a good parent. His kids eventually end up interning at the Dreamtrove Broadcast Corporation.

We can dream, right? :)



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Never be deceived that the rich will allow you to vote away their wealth. -- Lucy Parsons (1853-1942, labor activist and anarcho-communist)

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Friday, December 9, 2011 7:25 AM

BYTEMITE


Those awards guys are total scumbags. Every weekend they leave a message on my answering machine, "Hey, thanks for the diabetes thing, now will you come meet with us to talk about engineering a happy gene-mod virus vector for us? It's totally not a police sting for us to torture and brainwash you into one of our agents."

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Friday, December 9, 2011 10:10 AM

CHRISISALL





The laughing hysterically Chrisisall


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Friday, December 9, 2011 12:08 PM

MAGONSDAUGHTER


All most satisfying. I particularly like that Byte never collects her award.

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Friday, December 9, 2011 2:01 PM

FREMDFIRMA



It was DynCorp, CTS...

But hey, there's always room for a sequel, right ?

-F

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