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Ladies, Please Check The Mail As Your Handmaid's Tale Outfit Should Be Arriving Today

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Sunday, November 10, 2024 3:49 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK


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Ladies of the United States, this is a friendly reminder to please check your mailbox as your mandatory Handmaid's Tale outfit should be arriving today.

As you may know, women must wear the outfit every day starting the moment Trump is sworn in, and the government is taking precautions to ensure every woman has an outfit that fits. Just like from 2016 to 2020, women are once again property and may only serve as baby-making factories. The outfit is a necessary reminder of women losing all of their rights when Trump again returns to power.

Yes, Trump has won, and the dark days are near. Please, be sure you wear your outfit to school events, the grocery store, church (Unitarian, of course), your next doctor's appointment, and to get the mail when you are retrieving backup Handmaid's Tale outfits. If you see a gun, remember to bow to it, as it now has more rights than you. It's not a legal requirement per se, but it is a nice sign of respect.

Thanks for your understanding.






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Sunday, November 10, 2024 4:05 PM

SIGNYM

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Don't poke the cat ladies. They are not amused ...


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Liberal Cat Ladies Reveal "Battle Plan" To Poison Trump Men With Aqua Tofana

... Internet searches for Aqua Tofana—a potent poison created in Sicily around 1630 by a woman named Giulia Tofana, or Tofania, and historically used by women to free themselves from relationships by killing men—spiked shortly after the election results.

The first search result on Google for "Aqua Tofana recipe" came up with a video on the Chinese social media platform TikTok. Clicking on the link unveiled many creepy women pushing Aqua Tofana propaganda.

Great job, Obama, Alex Soros, and MSM...





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Sunday, November 10, 2024 4:43 PM

6IXSTRINGJACK


Well... It's a good thing so many of them dress in a way to let everyone know who to look out for, innit? Yanno... mostly black colored clothes, unnatural hair color and/or partially shaved heads, a bunch of metal shit in their faces, yada, yada, yada...

You probably see them all the time, but they're a bit of a rarity in these parts.



Okay boys... Make sure you don't accept any drinks that didn't come from a bottle you took the cap off of yourself. Wise words that once used to apply almost exclusively to young women at frat parties and seedy bars.

Equality Achievement Unlocked.




Yeah. I saw a tick tock video of some old white lady who said she was going to go out that night and shoot men. But it couldn't be stressed enough that she was only going to shoot white men.

I wonder how that hunting trip turned out. I hope she was a good shot and no black or brown people got shot on accident.


2020's Liberals in America. The mostest tolerant people who ever lived.

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Trump is fine.
He is also your current President.

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