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Originally posted by COSPLAYWITHCAPTMAL:

Kaylee: Curve for ladies or something silly like Katy Perry

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Originally posted by Mudd:
Oh man. I do NOT know perfume well enough to play this game.

My first image was of Jayne continually spraying on Axe body spray. Like, he knows enough that if he's trying to impress a woman he should smell nice, but his plan for how to go about doing that could use some work.

I think Kaylee would pick a scent that smells like something real. I don't know what exactly, but like vanilla or some flower instead of something that can only be engineered in a lab.

Whatever heist Mal thinks he needs cologne for, my guess is he initially picked out something wildly inappropriate but that Inara set him on the right track before they started.

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Originally posted by G:
I have no idea about these!

But here goes:

1. Mal: nothin'! Mal thinks he smells just right as is, which I imagine is a bit like leather, copper, wet dog, and shoe polish.

2. Inara: Classic, timeless, and insanely expensive (given to her of course because she dropped a hint with a rich client), Chanel. Smells like the sound of diamond wind chimes near a mountain spring...

3. Kaylee: Something that smells like bubble gum but also works with the smell of engine grease.

4. Jayne: Bod Man - yes, and waay tooo much of it!

5. Shepard: something that smells like the bible - old paper and leather and stone.

6. Simon Tam: Respectful of hospital regulations against it, Simon has become accustomed to smelling like a cross between rubbing alcohol and a gin martini.

7. River Tam: Nag champa - a sweet, woody, earthy scent.

8. Zoe: Musk for Women!

9. Wash: Musk for Women! heh - guess how that happened ;)

A suggestion for you CPWM: in honor of sg.com I think you should go for "what tattoos would the crew have and where" next :)

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