CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #78 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #78

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UPDATED: Thursday, June 23, 2016 19:19
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Wednesday, April 20, 2016 10:29 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

This was a tough round, but one of you managed to capture both the feel of a card game action and the feel of Firefly in a way I could actually envision it existing! A lot of great submissions, but give it up for RYCE who had this wonderful entry!

Congrats, RYCE! And special honors to MUTT999 who actually edited in their submissions with nifty little graphics too! I approve highly! I had a prize for you, but Badger stole it, you'll have to get it back from him...

Meanwhile, let's get back to captioning scenes, shall we? This is from a deleted scene (hence the lower resolution I think), so have fun with Zoe and Simon in a bunk...

Zoe: So, I hear you're takin' up Companioning like Inara?
Simon: Ahhh...umm...
Zoe: Cash or credit?

Okay! That's a fun one to lead you into all kinds of Jayne-level humor...have at it!

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Thursday, April 21, 2016 10:34 AM

Gratz to RYCE...good one!!

Zoe: "You want me naked, on this bed, to remove a splinter from my finger?"
Simon: "Yes, and does, um, Wash have a splinter, or hernia?"

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Thursday, April 21, 2016 5:57 PM

Congrats RYCE

...and that's how I became a stripper

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Thursday, April 21, 2016 5:58 PM

Sorry, double click.

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Friday, April 22, 2016 10:26 AM

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Zoe- You were right. You can't play musical chairs with a bed.

Simon- Maybe not, Jayne is sitting on the floor.

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Friday, April 22, 2016 10:33 AM

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This week on Flip my Bunk

Zoe- I think we hang all your medical supplies on the wall. I did it with Jayne's guns and he loves it. Then we add some can lights to the ceiling and maybe some cute bar stools over there.

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Friday, April 22, 2016 11:19 AM

...then I pulled out my gun and shot him in the head...what's that crawling up the wall?

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Friday, April 22, 2016 11:32 AM

Zoë: "There's only nine of us, Doc, do we really need a gender-neutral bathroom?"

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Saturday, April 23, 2016 9:47 AM

...and finally, there's only one spoon, we share it.

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Sunday, April 24, 2016 4:07 PM

Thanks all!

Zoe: I know it was you who farted at dinner.

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Monday, April 25, 2016 8:58 PM

Zoe: Whenever I get sick please do not give me any drugs, just sing "Soft Kitty".

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Tuesday, April 26, 2016 5:54 PM

...and never go into the cabin next door, it's filled with bees

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Wednesday, April 27, 2016 5:13 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Zoe: You ever see Cabin in the Woods?
Simon: Yeah.
Zoe: Same guy who created that created this place...
Simon: *gulp*

BWAH!

TCM

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Friday, April 29, 2016 5:58 PM

...and every Tuesday is donut Tuesday, don't forget that.

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Saturday, April 30, 2016 7:47 PM

Zoe: Boxers or briefs?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, May 3, 2016 5:59 PM

Zoe: It's still your move in Words with Friends

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Thursday, May 5, 2016 6:31 PM

...and if you talk during "Empire" I'll break your knees, I hope you enjoy the trip.

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Friday, May 6, 2016 12:57 PM

Zoë: "...now the bad news. Know that meat we had for supper last night?"

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Saturday, May 7, 2016 10:47 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

HAHAHA! Some of these are exceptional! Keep up the good work! Prepare yourself, a Winner is coming... ;)

Zoe: Yeah, Free Comic Book Day is today. No, you don't get one. Cap'n is still miffed about that whole "punching thing" back on Lilac.

BWAH!

TCM

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Monday, May 9, 2016 5:37 PM

...oh, and one of us is a robot.

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Tuesday, May 10, 2016 5:51 PM

...and then when I got out of rehab I started a snow globe collection...

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Wednesday, May 11, 2016 4:51 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Zoe: Seems you didn't post a caption and we fell off the top-ten list. Cap'n's a might unhappy, but he'll let you live. Maybe. Probably. Of course Jayne might not...
Simon: You always take playing games this serious on this ship?
Zoe: Yep.

BWAH!

TCM

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Thursday, May 12, 2016 4:21 PM

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Sean- So did you talk to Nathan about my Castle cameo?

Gina- Yeah...not gonna happen.

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Thursday, May 12, 2016 6:24 PM

Gina: Have you ever worked with Nathan before?

Sean: No.

Gina: Get ready for A LOT of out takes, and if he asks you to pull his finger, don't.

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Friday, May 13, 2016 6:17 PM

They cancelled "Castle", but Nathan got a job in "Death of a Salesman" at the dinner theater in Fresno...as a stagehand.

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Sunday, May 15, 2016 1:07 PM

Zoe: Why are you sitting all of the way over there? Are you afraid of me?
Simon: Wash said you could kill me with your pinky.

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Saturday, May 21, 2016 1:18 PM

Gina: For some strange reason I feel the need to take a dump in Delaware...dunno why?

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Monday, May 23, 2016 10:38 AM

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Simon-So you want me to tell the Captain, Wash is sick and needs a planet with a beach to recover on?

Zoe- If you could working "close to some shopping" that'd be great.

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Tuesday, May 24, 2016 6:26 PM

Zoe: TCM should be by your cabin soon, he's always hurting himself. Last time he hurt himself was when he got stoned on nasal spray and tried to play soccer with a bowling ball.

Simon: He once dropped a house on his foot...how does someone do that?

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Wednesday, May 25, 2016 9:49 AM

Zoë: "Sooo...invisible Tall Card was your idea? It really does run in the family, doesn't it?"

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Friday, May 27, 2016 6:35 PM

Zoe: So you think TCM is going to pick a winner anytime soon?

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Tuesday, May 31, 2016 9:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Ryce:
Zoe: So you think TCM is going to pick a winner anytime soon?

Simon: "Maybe. What time does rehab let out?"

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Thursday, June 2, 2016 5:50 PM

Gina: Have you seen TCM lately?

Sean: No, last time I saw him he said something about Fresno, haven't seen him since.

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Wednesday, June 8, 2016 10:16 AM

I heard it involved peanut butter and a bowling ball......

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Wednesday, June 8, 2016 5:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:

I heard it involved peanut butter and a bowling ball......

Maybe we should send him flowers and a nice card?

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Thursday, June 9, 2016 9:54 AM

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Thursday, June 9, 2016 7:05 PM

Gina: They found TCM

Sean: Where is he?

Gina: He's living in a cheap motel outside of town, he's selling his blood for beer money

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Friday, June 10, 2016 7:07 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Sorry, gang, REAL LIFE(TM) has been a bit on the heavy side. Long story short, my aunt passed away, and now my dad is getting worse. Trying to keep it all together and keep the family strong.

Anyway, soon as I get another breather, I'll get a winner and new round posted. I appreciate your patience, and even the humor in keeping the thread going. Truly gave me a smile, and I needed it. Thank you, Tightpantsers!

BWAH!

TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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Saturday, June 11, 2016 8:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Sorry, gang, REAL LIFE(TM) has been a bit on the heavy side. Long story short, my aunt passed away, and now my dad is getting worse. Trying to keep it all together and keep the family strong.

Anyway, soon as I get another breather, I'll get a winner and new round posted. I appreciate your patience, and even the humor in keeping the thread going. Truly gave me a smile, and I needed it. Thank you, Tightpantsers!

BWAH!
TCM

*Download my Firefly Games for FREE at
http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

Welcome back, sorry about what's going on at home.

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Monday, June 13, 2016 12:42 PM

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Hope things get better for you soon TCM

Day 37 and the staring contest continues

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Monday, June 13, 2016 6:35 PM

Gina: TCM is back

Sean: I saw him earlier, he has a tattoo on his forehead, he said he doesn't remember when or where he got it...or the whole month of May for that matter.

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Tuesday, June 14, 2016 9:10 AM

We'll be here when ya get back. All the best.

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Tuesday, June 14, 2016 5:55 PM

Gina: TCM will likely disappear for another month, who'll bump this thread?

Sean: I hired an illegal Mexican to bump it, he's also trimming my bushes. He's going to make one look like a bunny.

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Monday, June 20, 2016 6:38 PM

Gina: Did you see "The Last Ship?" Adam's character is the Captain of the ship now

Sean: Do you think Nathan is going to call him looking for a guest spot?

Gina: That is the dumbest question in the history of questions.

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Thursday, June 23, 2016 7:17 PM

Zoe: The Captain has decided to cover the ship in stucco.

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Thursday, June 23, 2016 7:19 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by whozit:

Gina: Did you see "The Last Ship?" Adam's character is the Captain of the ship now

Sean: Do you think Nathan is going to call him looking for a guest spot?

Gina: That is the dumbest question in the history of questions.

Just gotta say I really liked this one too. You were in competition with yourself LoL

BWAH!

TCM

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http://jonathan.kc8onw.net/TCM%20Firefly%20Games/

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